82 sentences describing ridicule

1. You are not smart, yet you still imitate others!

2. Explanation is cover-up, and cover-up is fact.

3. You are small among the crowd, but great in the pigsty!

4. You are wasting air when you are alive, and you are wasting land when you are dead.

5. The acne on your face is enough to feed mites for several generations.

6. You look very innocent and look unworthy of the people.

7. I hold your hand like a dog.

8. Being mentally retarded is not scary. What is scary is being mentally retarded and strong-willed!

9. You are Sun Wukong’s junior brother and Sha Wujing’s senior brother.

10. If you were a flower, no cow would dare to poop in the future!

11. Don’t cry in front of my grave, it will ruin my path to reincarnation.

12. Don’t tell others that you know me, that’s an insult!

13. It’s just **, like Adou who can never be corrected.

14. It is difficult to paint the skin of a tiger, but it is difficult to paint the bones.

15. Boss, give me two pounds of true love first, take it back and feed it to the dog!

16. She looks like a Tukang mother, you must have posted it here.

17. As soon as you go out, thousands of birds will fly away, and thousands of people will disappear.

18. The red beans don’t grow in the South, but grow on my face. I really think about it!

19. No matter how beautiful your face is, you can’t hide your vicious heart.

20. It was very difficult to breathe, so I sat down with a sponge wrapped around my stomach.

21. Why are you so tall? You make me roll my eyes when I look at you.

22. You think you are the sun and others have to revolve around you.

23. If others can’t see your hypocrisy, would you stop being hypocritical?

24. The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a birdman.

25. I never hold grudges. I usually avenge them on the spot.

26. Dinner is not a panacea; no dinner is absolutely impossible.

27. Your thinking is really beyond my reach as a human being!

28. Don’t think that you are from a famous family. You think that your father is Li Gang.

29. If you can turn your head, then the iron tree blooming is not a dream.

30. Your grades in school must be very good, then you know how to plagiarize!

31. Shut your mouth and don’t talk about my life with your mouth.

32. What’s so awesome about you? Saying it makes me happy.

33. Have a longer face and clear your eyes. Please see clearly what a face is!

34. Don’t think that just because your face is full of acne, you think you are invincible.

35. Do you know what you are? Don't be embarrassed here.

36. Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, bright in color and far apart.

37. Do you think it is more handsome horizontally or vertically? Brother can help you!

38. All women who are capable of doing their best have the sign of being a lady.

39. What other reasons can there be for others not to like you? Take a look in the mirror first.

40. A superorganism that survives with cockroaches, a semi-plant with decayed vitality.

41. Only when you hold your hand do you know that your son is ugly, and your face will burst into tears. If you don’t leave, I will leave.

42. Beauty can only be used to deceive men, while intelligence can be used to deceive the world.

43. Being stupid is not a sin, it is because God wants you to set off smart people.

44. They are not as good as the lady. The lady is here for money, what are you here for?

45. You are different from others. Everyone has thick soles, but you are thick-skinned.

46. You are wasting air when you are alive, and you are wasting land and RMB when you are dead.

47. Go, go, don’t waste the words youth, you are already in the beginning of autumn!

48. I am not afraid of death. I am afraid that no one will love you as much as I do after I die.

49. I am not a fortune teller in the square, and I can’t talk as much as you like to hear.

50. People I like don’t like me, and people I don’t like don’t like me even more.

51. Sister Wen, if you stand a little further to the side, you will block my mobile phone signal.

52. Some people always think they have a good figure and then act like a prostitute.

53. You have such a cool demeanor. I look around and see that you are just a nymphomaniac!

54. Look at your long facial features, that’s art, it’s even better than pornographic movies.

55. All projects are built in the name of the people. They are all shoddy projects.

56. It is so shameless to pretend to be a sanctimonious gentleman even though you look like an animal!

57. Do you have hemorrhoids in your mouth? Or did you eat shit? It stinks every day.

58. Do you really think you have a few pounds? I don't want to hit you anymore.

59. It’s not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we demand too much from the story!

60. Your father and your mother had no idea that such a perfect match could produce a scum like you.

61. We are not crazy catkins dancing with the wind, so why should we learn to be frivolous peach blossoms dancing with the water.

62. Sometimes, it’s not that the other person doesn’t care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

63. Don’t cheat in exams, fuck you. Don't panic if you cheat, just pretend to be confused if you get caught.

64. If you are so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light, right?

65. Don’t be afraid of being used by others. If others use you, it shows that you are still valuable.

66. You can roll to the horizon when you roll, and when you roar, all the animals and plants in the world will be destroyed!

67. You **** plus two hundred and fifty, are you having shit in your head? It stinks as soon as you open your mouth.

68. Which school did you graduate from? All your annoying degrees have gone up to postdoctoral level!

69. Showing half of your vagina doesn’t mean you are sexy, it just means you bought too small a pair of underwear!

70. Some people are like this. Even if they are maggots, they feel that the whole world is a big cesspool.

71. The death of one person is a tragedy, but the death of millions is just a statistic.

72. What I want most is to be one of your teeth, because at least you will feel pain without me.

73. After the housing reform, we cannot afford to live in a house, after the medical reform, we cannot afford to see a doctor, and after the educational reform, we cannot afford to go to school.

74. The electric light is shining! Thanks! I specialize in helping people solve problems, and I don’t care about the rest!

75. There was no one selling elixirs in the world, but when there were more people with wishful thinking, some people started selling them.

76. How could your mother give birth to a child as creative as you, and how could you grow up to be so innovative?

77. The tall man is so angry that he always likes to run outside. I really don’t know what your mentality is.

78. Do you think of dichlorvos as coke, and drink it to make your 80 cents and 12 pounds of head laugh?

79. I see that you are on the road of two, one step at a time, moving forward in a down-to-earth manner, and never straying off track.

80. A tree has a skin and a person has a face. If a tree doesn’t need the skin, it will surely die. If a person has no face, he will be invincible.

81. You don’t need to carry a weapon when you go out. Your appearance is an excellent weapon, so lethal.

82. Real good friends don’t have endless topics to talk about when they are together, but when they are together, they won’t feel embarrassed even if they don’t talk.