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Don't forget to relax yourself in your busy daily life. I brought you four here, I hope you like them!

: mixed doubles

PE teacher: Have you ever seen mixed doubl

Don't forget to relax yourself in your busy daily life. I brought you four here, I hope you like them!

: mixed doubles

PE teacher: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, children?

PE teacher: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, children?

Nick: Yes, sir. Often. I saw it last night.

Nick: Yes, teacher, often. I saw it last night.

Teacher: Please tell us something about it.

Teacher: Then tell us something about it.

Nick: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. My father always said, "Wash your dirty linen in public."

Nick: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. My father always said, "Wash your dirty linen in public."

I'll go by myself

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who always pretended to be knowledgeable, even though he couldn't read or write at all.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who could neither read nor write, but insisted on pretending to be knowledgeable in front of people.

One day, while the local owner was chatting with his guests, a servant came in and gave him a letter asking him to borrow a cow. The landlord was worried that his guests would know that he couldn't read, so he opened the envelope and glanced at the words on it. Then he said to the servant, "ok, please tell him that I will go there myself in a few minutes." "

One day, the local host was chatting with a guest when the servant came in and handed him a letter, asking him to borrow a cow. The landlord was afraid that the guest would know that he couldn't read, so he opened the envelope, looked at the words on the letter, and then said to the servant, "OK, you tell him that I will go by myself later."

Hello, sailor.

The grizzled old captain is questioning a young naval beginner.

An old captain with gray hair is testing a novice who graduated from naval school.

"What will you do if there is a sudden storm on starboard?"

"What would you do if there was a sudden storm on the right chord of the ship?"

"I'll drop the anchor, sir."

"I'm going to collapse, sir."

"What will you do if there is another storm at the stern?"

"What would you do if there was a storm at the stern?"

"I will throw away the other anchor, sir."

"I'll throw another anchor, sir."

"But what if a third storm suddenly appears?"

"So what if there is a third storm at the bow?"

"I'll throw another anchor, captain."

"I'm going to collapse again, captain."

"Wait a minute, son, where on earth did you get these anchors?"

"Wait a minute, son. Where did you get so many anchors? "

"Sir, all your storms come from the same place."

"The storm I got from you, sir."

Please call sir.

Teacher: * * To a new boy * * * What's your name, my little guy?

Teacher: * * said to a freshman, * * * What's your name, little classmate?

The new boy: Albert Aris.

Freshman: My name is Herbert Ares.

Teacher: When you talk to the teacher, please call "Sir". This is more polite.

Teacher: When talking to the teacher, please call me sir. This is more polite.

New boy: * * Sorry * * Sir Albert Aris.

Freshman: * * * Sorry * * I'm Mr. Herbert Ares.