Super funny jokes and super difficult riddles

A kebab man was transferred to be a cremation worker and was fired within a few days because he always asked the family of the deceased: What do you want it to do? 4. An electrician walked into the operating room and said to a critically ill patient wearing an oxygen mask: Hello! Listen, take a deep breath, I need a power outage for five minutes! 7. anonymous is convenient to enter the public toilet, and he is worried about forgetting to bring paper. A pile of toilet paper emerged from a crack in the wall next door. "Thank you, who are you?" "You're welcome, I'm Lei Feng." 9. Imperial edict: Fengtian carries goods. The emperor cried, "because you don't love me, you are not allowed to shit for three days, and you are not allowed to bring paper." The paper is only three feet long until you suffocate! A Cheng, get the newspaper!