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Who can tell me about the spell that Uncle (Ching-Ying Lam) recited in the movie ""when he played the gauntlet with Master Gu before the war?
The first version:
If someone is a mountain, he will be led by Li Xi with a girl.
Wave the sword of righteousness and loyalty, and don't teach evil to cross the Yin River.
Among these four sentences, the first two sentences, "If someone is a mountain, he will be brought up by Li Xi", come from "Songs of the South Shan Gui".
The last two sentences can't be verified, either written by a screenwriter, translated or spoken by a voice-over. Another possibility is that I saw them in a novel and moved here.
The second version:
There are three waves of popularity every day, and Thunderbolt brought me here.
Justice is the ultimate for me, and I won't let evil spirits hit the galaxy.
Personally, I think this version is nonsense Must have moved from the first edition. What the hell! What a mess! What nonsense!
The third version:
Heaven and earth are upright, in many ways.
Below is the Yuehe River, and above is the sun star.
When you are poor, you can see it, one by one.
This is Wen Tianxiang's Song of Benevolence and Righteousness! Song Zhengqi is rather long. He intercepted these three sentences, the first two and the fifth.
No matter what version, I personally absolutely like the first version!
If someone is a mountain, he will be led by Li Xi with a girl.
Wave the sword of righteousness and loyalty, and don't teach evil to cross the Yin River.
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