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What is "My Reading Story"?
Reading a good book means chatting with a good friend. I like reading. Because reading makes me happy, reading makes me happy, reading makes me enjoy, reading makes me forget unhappy things! As long as I am free, I will pick up a book to read; As long as you look at it, it's like a bug getting into a big apple and enjoying the sweetness!
One Sunday afternoon, the sun was shining, and the blue sky and white clouds were like delicious cotton candy. I feel very cool today. I asked some students who love reading to go to Xinhua Bookstore to read.
When I arrived at the bookstore, my eyes were like infrared detectors, discharging in the maze of bookshelves. Suddenly, in an obscure corner of the bookshelf, I found a red book, which made my heart beat wildly. Oh, my God! That is the legendary super-beautiful "hilarious campus". Ha ha! I can finally see enough for today. I quickly took it down, took it, found a site that I felt best, and couldn't wait to read it cheerfully. At this point, I am like a greedy hill mouse, greedily reading Laughing at Campus.
Laughing at Campus is really a good book that makes people happy. I am so happy that I want to laugh secretly, laugh wildly and laugh wildly several times. However, I dare not laugh, for fear that people in the bookstore will find out my behavior! I don't want people to call me "crazy", but the story is so funny that I can't laugh or laugh. I just bit my upper lip and giggled! For example, there is a short story: the teacher asked the nerd to make sentences with "sure enough", and the nerd said that my mother bought several big apples; The teacher asked, "How did you lose Ran?" Idiot said, "I didn't lose it." Then I ate all the apples in my stomach! "The teacher added," Sure enough, "you can't separate them, but you should connect them to make sentences." The idiot said, "well, my mother said you can't eat more fruit at once." Eating too much will cause diarrhea. I did it! " "Ha ha! I can't help laughing. Suddenly, a spittle star flew to the book.
After laughing at myself, I thought: of course you can't make sentences if you don't understand the meaning of words. I have made such a mistake. Why not? It is caused by not listening to the lecture in class. You must not be careless when studying, only the word "serious" is enough. Jokes are jokes, and it is right to reflect on yourself. Isn't this joke a whipping to those who think they have a little knowledge?
I continued to look down. Suddenly, a big hand reached out to me and opened the book. I looked up, damn it! It's over. My mother caught me red-handed
"I knew you would hide here." Mom roared, "What extracurricular books do you read all day? Chinese books are not good yet. It's getting dark now, don't go home. "
"Mom, look." I pointed to the famous saying on the wall and said to my mother, "Reading is like breaking thousands of books, and writing is like being a god."
My mother looked at it carefully. After a moment of silence, she was uncharacteristically. She bought me eight books, including How Steel was Tempered and The Journey to the West's Three Hundred Tang Poems. I was so happy: "Long live Mom. Long live reading. "
Since then, I have inspired myself to become a real scholar.
Comments: Reading in Xinhua Bookstore is vivid and concrete, especially the author's detailed description of modality. There is a bookstore to study, from his mother to buy him books, and then to be an inspirational reader, with rigorous ideas.
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