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Exam classic joke

I once dreamed that I was taking an exam, which scared me to death. I woke up and found that I was really taking an exam! On the final examination field of medical college, a student racked his brains and couldn't come up with an answer. See one of the questions: "How to make a patient sweat a lot?" The student finally had to write: "In this college, I just need to send him to take the medical exam." The teacher asked questions and the students answered incisively.

Teacher: How to explain the idiom "treat people with things"?

Health: Just stay at home and wait to receive other people's gifts.

Teacher: How to understand "every man is responsible for the rise and fall of the world"?

Health: Skin is the first defense barrier of human body. If the skin is damaged, it is easy to be infected. With more patients, national construction cannot be carried out. Therefore, every man is responsible for the rise and fall of the world.

Teacher: What does silicon and water produce?

Health: Turtle soup.

The science teacher asked, "Why is the body cold after death?" No one answered. The teacher asked again, "Nobody knows?" At this time, someone at the back of the classroom said, "That's because it's calm and naturally cold."