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Teacher: How to explain the idiom "treat people with things"?
Health: Just stay at home and wait to receive other people's gifts.
Teacher: How to understand "every man is responsible for the rise and fall of the world"?
Health: Skin is the first defense barrier of human body. If the skin is damaged, it is easy to be infected. With more patients, national construction cannot be carried out. Therefore, every man is responsible for the rise and fall of the world.
Teacher: What does silicon and water produce?
Health: Turtle soup.
The science teacher asked, "Why is the body cold after death?" No one answered. The teacher asked again, "Nobody knows?" At this time, someone at the back of the classroom said, "That's because it's calm and naturally cold."
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