The funniest essay in high school

That day, a good friend of mine told me a joke, which made me laugh so hard that I ended up in the hospital because of severe stomach pain. Before the doctor operated on me, he asked me why I was smiling like this, so I told him the joke. Unexpectedly, he laughed wildly after hearing this, and ended up vomiting a lot of foam. Rescue efforts failed and he died. The doctor's wife sued me for manslaughter. ; For the purpose of investigation and evidence collection, the judge asked me to tell the joke. I was already a little worried and asked everyone in court to sign a liability contract, which means that they "will not be held responsible" for the consequences of telling this joke. Now that I have legal protection, I tell the joke. Unexpectedly, as soon as I finished speaking, the whole court became excited. Some people were laughing so much that they knocked on the table, some were laughing so much that they were rolling on the floor, and some were holding their stomachs and laughing so hard that they shed tears in pain... I looked around and found that the old judge was still the same old man, sitting there motionless and steady. Close your eyes and rest your mind. I was filled with admiration at the time, but later I found out that he was dead. Everyone who heard my joke that day laughed to death. ; ; ; One night, several mysterious plainclothes men broke into my bedroom and took me into a dark room. I discovered that the person sitting in front of me was the President. The president roughly explained to me the purpose of arresting me. It was very simple. He asked me to record the joke and then send it to a...