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How to call others cheap in a civilized way

How to call others cheap in a civilized way

How to call others by their names in a civilized way is very cheap. In our daily life, we can often hear many people quarreling and swearing, which is very ugly. So, how can we address others in a civilized way? Let's take a look at the relevant content together.

How to call others cheap in a civilized way 1 1, you are very patriotic, very dedicated and have a lot of backbone!

2. There were countless friends in the past, but you were in my heart; Looking for you in the crowd, I suddenly turned around ~ but you were in the depths of that shed! Eating grass and leaning against a tree with a mop on his head. Wow! Whose tapir is so cool.

When you look at yourself in the mirror, you think it is redundant, but in fact … you are redundant.

4. If your verbosity is in direct proportion to your IQ, then you must be the leader of high IQ criminal groups, and scientists are called perverts for short.

I would rather have a fight with a smart person than talk to someone.

Starting tomorrow, the city has decided to drive away all the mentally retarded young people who are ugly and detrimental to the city! Hurry up and pack your things, go out for shelter from the rain, and don't tell anyone that I informed you, remember! You are welcome!

7. Give full play to your ridiculous eyes and stay away from my wife. I'm afraid I'll ruin her mood. "

8. Living wastes air, dying wastes land, and dying wastes RMB!

9. What happened today, son? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?

10, really creative, really brave to live!

1 1. Look, your little face is so thin that it doesn't even look like a pig!

12, your baby plays with a handle, your baby slides QIA, your baby washes jars, your baby pours buckets, your baby stinks shrimp, and your baby is like a hammer!

13, forget it, I can't breathe.

14, when I saw your face, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

15, if you are well, it will be fine. Look at the weather because it's time to hang up.

16, look at you, you are handsome and attractive, everyone loves you, and flowers bloom and fall. You must be the best among scum and the beast among animals.

17, before I turn my face, go, don't be lazy!

18, change your clothes into a Chinese-style bra, and your pants are open, which is more suitable for your appearance and IQ.

19, I don't swear, because I have strong hands-on ability.

20. Congratulations, you have the lowest ugly emotion of human beings, which proves that you are still in the category of primates.

2 1, I have seen many ugly people, but there are too many who look like you!

22. It's a waste of my precious time to tell you people with the same IQ as toads.

This is the biggest pencil box I have ever seen.

I think I have a good temper, so I will tell you not to touch my bottom line before you do.

25. The north wind is blowing again. You are always careless. Every time you ask me to remind you to put on more clothes, you always disdainfully answer: What is my thick pigskin for? Are you still afraid of that breeze?

26, your sister, the three words are full of vicissitudes, euphemistic and powerful, suitable for 18 years old to 18 years old.

27. I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

28. I know an animal like you can't spit ivory in your mouth. Look at your pig, it's even more shocking than Nima Xifeng looks. You should die as soon as possible. What else do you want besides making excrement?

29. You look illegal!

30. I don't see any difference between you and a dog. You look a little human!

3 1, polite swearing: stupid.

32. I am not a casual person, but casually I will surpass the average person. ...

Countless facts show that you are really the king of beasts, with only animality and no humanity.

34. Tell me what your 50-cent-a-catty head did to make the whole world spit on you.

35. I like to find abnormal people to highlight my normality. Friendship is more fragile than shortbread these days.

36. Little people always like to amplify the meaning of their existence.

37. I don't want to swear, I just want to scold you. Interesting quotation

38. You can leave here with your stupidity and the idea of going to the theatre.

39. You look very creative and live with courage. Ugliness is not your intention.

40. The scorching sun stung your eyes.

4 1, your appearance has broken through human imagination.

Go ahead, I don't care anyway. I think talking to you is a waste of saliva.

43. Not all the planets around the sun. It seems that even space junk has come to join in the fun.

If the teacher hadn't taught us not to litter, I would have thrown you away.

45. I have seen the ugly, but I have never seen such an ugly one. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

How to call others cheap in a civilized way? 2 1. Don't take my patience with you as a sign of your bad face. Look up at the sky, blind as a bat.

2, don't worry, I can't run anywhere, and I have to trouble the sanitation workers.

I can't let you listen to my command, and I can't let your money fill your wallet. Then I'll send harassing messages. Facts have proved that% of people will return, and the remaining% will not return, which is commonly known as "dog ignore"!

You look like you have been trampled by thousands of troops. It's no use covering yourself with a rag.

5, hitting you will hurt my hand, scolding you will dirty my mouth, you get out, so as not to pollute my eyes.

6, the east is not bright, the west is bright, and the second force is like you.

It is said that women are like water, so I have mastered many swimming postures such as backstroke, breaststroke and butterfly.

Since you want to show me, I'll give you enough time to perform.

9. The Millennium is frost; The so-called Iraqis are on the net; On a whim, my face is fat and long; Take advantage, waist like a big water tank.

10, the road is far and the water is far. I helped you to the wall, but you still fell.

1 1. I saw you that day, holding a telephone pole and wearing an explosion head, dancing with excitement, blushing and heartbeat. I asked you what you were so happy about, and my lips trembled for a long time before I squeezed out a sentence: I was shocked!

12, what is your vital capacity? (meaning, you can blow the cow so big.

13, you little garbage are unique, at least all mankind doesn't expect another one.

14, you are still chasing a fashionable scissors. Please have a look at your score of 38.

15, you rely on the mountain to fall, rely on water to dry, watch the cock die, watch the dog turn over.

16, you have so many pimples on your face that the tractor overturned as soon as it started!

17, your mother's head is like a ball, your mother's waist is like a sickle, and your mother's ass is like bread!

18, why do you think I wear this broken gas mask every day? I'm afraid I will be smoked to death in this field battle.

19, you should be grateful that everything in this world is fake, even birth control pills, otherwise you wouldn't be so big.

20. You are well-proportioned, handsome, attractive, loved by everyone, and let a hundred flowers blossom. You must be the best among scum and the beast among animals.

2 1, you paraplegic thing, give you a little face and you won't know what self is?

22, look at your long, like a joke.

23. Do you have any good cows? It makes me happy to say it.

24. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my affectation?

25. I don't want to know that you are ill. Don't be so obvious, okay?

26. Every time I see you, I have a special feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.

27. You don't know that when I installed X, you were playing with the spoon handle in that kindergarten.

28. I smiled Didn't you feel proud? What are you doing now?

I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But, man, you made me do it.

30. I want to cut my face.

How to call others cheap in a civilized way 3 1 You look very relaxed.

2. Are you out of your mind and didn't arrange the water pipe?

When mosquitoes bite your face, they will want to commit suicide.

4, snoring in bed, underwear is often worn backwards.

It's sunny and the rain has stopped. You think you can do it.

6. You are smart and know you are a person.

7. You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother.

8. When you are away from home, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of paths.

9. Uncle, you look great, just like a stick.

10, there is a kind of people who like to shoot themselves in the foot.

1 1, the hippo was crushed by Noah's ark and a new volcano erupted.

12, I won't cry for you anymore. My mascara is not cheap.

13, what apology? False comfort! Stay away from me.

14, the beauty of a gentleman as an adult is not the evil of an adult. The villain is the opposite.

15, there is a kind of people who like to shoot themselves in the foot.

16, the oversized shameless megaphone is a shame for Eskimos.

17, stinking garbage man, the source of the word "spit".

18, hypocrisy can never grow in power and become true.

19. Don't say wish me happiness after you leave. Who are you to wish me happiness?

20. Don't drag in front of me like 2.58 million, just pose and pretend.

2 1, I want to give you face, and it is polite to talk to you.

Drink my passion as water, and it will burn you to death one day.

23. Look at you, with a human face and a heart worse than an animal.

24. I am extremely mean and vicious. If I don't protect myself, who will?

25. It's not that I have no temper, but you don't deserve my anger!

26. If you are heartless, I will rest. Now that you have left, don't look back.

27. I like taking medicine and hate killing people. Anyway, I will do whatever it takes.

28. What are you looking at? It's not like I haven't seen you turn into a dog.

29. Seduce my dog, where are you? Master misses you very much.

Don't say you will change, it will hinder my pace and waste my youth.