Funny English drama script

Funny 7-person script "Ximen Chuixue and Ye Gucheng"

Cast list: Ximen Chuixue, Ye Gucheng, Huamanlou, king, passerby, Shangguan Xueer

Narration

Props: two bags of milk, a dagger, a ring, and some scraps of paper.

Act 1: The decisive battle at the top of Bauhinia City

Narration: A quiet village is covered with white snow.

Birds are dancing in the cold.

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A man is walking along the street, step by step.

Wind is coming in silence.

Another mysterious man approaches.

Y Meet X.

X: oH, I am sorry to knock you!

Y:, Never mind baby.

X: Excuse me, who are you on earth? Could you tell me your name?

Y：，I won't change my name! no matter what happens. I'm the most famous——-YeGucheng. Who are you?

X: Iamximenchuixue.

Ysurprise: Ar, ximenchuixue?the best MartialArts?

X: Great, you know me! Today is your dead date!

Y: Please, please... Don't kill me! Let me go!

X: No, I must kill you!

Y: I don' t want to be killed. There are a eighty-year-old mother and a three-year old son to be looked after by me!

X: No way! Because we are fighting now! you know?

Y suddenly stood up and said coldly: Don't force me!

X: Pardon!

(Y took out a bag of milk)

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X grabbed the milk: milk, very good! I like drinking it. How do you know that?

Y: please drink it!

X finished the milk :Thanks,

Y: Do you still want to kill me?

X: Sure, must! Milk is milk.

Y (angry and cold): Very good ! very good ! I hope you will not forget what you said!?

X：I'm sure I won't!

Y：I must give you a lesson ! If I don't beat you this time, you'll never behave properly ! 3-2-1!

X held his stomach and squatted down (making a pained gesture): Oach, Oach!

Y laughs: HaHa......the

milk is exceeding the time limit

(A person is passing by, x gets up and runs over)

X is pitiful: excuse me! Help, help, Where is the washroom?please, tell me.

Y: Oh, I see, go along this street and turn right when you see a corssing road!

X: Thanks, byebye.

Y: byebye (In a victor’s tone, turn around and see the building full of flowers)

Y: Who are you?

H: Hua—man—-lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue?

Y: Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC” .

H Surprise: Now you are the best in the world!

Y ：You are right !

H：Teriffic ! you are the one my king looking for ! do you want join in us? If you follow my king, he will give what you want.

Y: Yes, It's very good.

H: Ok, follow me, Let's go to see my king!

Act 2: Infernal Affairs

H: My dearest! let me introduce yegucheng to you! (referring to Y) this is yegucheng.

K: sit down plese, yegucheng.

Y: excuse me, I have a question.will you give me what I want just if I follow you?

King: yes, I will.

Y: That's good. Can you give me a MM?

K: of couse. You are the one who has the similar taste with me! Hahaha......

Y: of course.

Beauty appears

M: hello, handsome pot...

K: this is shangguanxueer.ok, now let's have a ritual.

H walked to Y, "Wedding March" Start, H priest like: Yegucheng! Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache, poor, rich?

Y: Yes, I do.

K : Huamanlou, come. put the ring on his finger! (Music stops)

X sang: (seeing the ring) this ring should be mine!

K: B

ut who are you ? why should it belong to you?

Y eager: king! Dear king! I must go now, my brother is looking for me.

X cold: yegucheng ! Come here ! I want to tell you something!

Y hugs X’s leg: old brother! Forgive me!

X: Forgive you? Why?

Y: Once there was a chance before me, I lost it. If the god give me another chance, I'll tell you “I love you”, If the remustbea limited period, I hope it is thousand year!

X: You shall cheat me! all you did are wrong! how can you tell me the lady's “WC”!

Y: I like going lady's WC .I……I……I think that you like what I like. (Y took out another bag of milk)

X: milk? I love you.

K: Don't say that “you love me ". I'll kill you for you saying dirty word to me!

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K: Fuck you. I must kill you!

X: How can you kill me? haha……

Y: Let me have a try ! 3-2-1 (X holds his stomach and squats down)

M: oh, what happened? (looks at /p>

Y: do you want to go to wc?

X: Yes, I...I... do.

Y: haha, the milk was added Melamine is beyond standards.

M: you, stupid, bad behavior! go away!

K; why? why do you help him! who actually are you?

M: actually, I'm a spy sent by LuXiaofeng, and I fell in love with ximenchuixue.

K surprised: !you—you—You are X'lover?

Y: do you know, you are the first person who cheated me! I hate you. (softly) let me tell you, Xwill di

e.

M fell next to X: X, do't die, you should be alive, there are much hope in the future and tomorrow is a good beginning!

K: what a moving story! I was impressed!

Y: life is a progress, but it is depressed that it can not resume!

M: life is a progress, and it is delight that it needn't resume!

(M suddenly inserts a dagger into Y's heart, and K is scared away. The music "Goodbye, Police" starts)

Y Pain: I never anticipate you treat me by this, why? tell me why? (Y dies, the music stops)

(X coughs, H rushes to his side, original soundtrack of the movie "My Father and Mother" (start)

M: X, oh, no, you can't die, we will go home together.

X: go home! ?

M ：Tomorrow is another day! even you have the last second to live, you should be alive, not only for me, but for our love.

X: promise me, you'll get on well, and you'll never let go.

M I promise . I will never let go（X死） ,

M： be alive !yeah , be alive ! be alive without ahendance !

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