How to earn 17 funny jokes at a young age

I'm 22 years old, and my monthly salary has reached 1,7 at a young age. Together with Man Qin's commission and my natural wisdom, I usually get 2, yuan for helping guests get slippers and light cigarettes. I feel that it's not easy for me to live these years. Now I have so much money, I don't know how to spend it at once, and I'm spending money lavishly. Internet cafes used to bring their own bottles of water overnight, but now they dare to drink Ames. They still buy two bottles a night, and even eat instant noodles with two sausages. It's a waste to suck half the flowers! Alas, men become bad when they have money. I feel a little lost now, but what can I do! ? I hope I can return to my original heart. . .