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What embarrassing thing happened to you on a first date?

The relationship hadn’t been confirmed on the first date, but I had already planned to win her over this night. As a result, I was too nervous and my heart beat prematurely. I endured the severe pain and sent her downstairs, and then confessed my love. After the mission was successfully completed, I dragged my half-disabled body to the hospital alone and slept in the hospital all night.

Unfortunately, he was bald at the time, very bald, and he went to the restaurant with her wearing a hat. Then she said there was no one else here, please take off your hat, she promised not to laugh at me. Then, after I took it off, she first touched my head and said it looked like a braised egg, and then she lay on the table and laughed for a long time. Hehe, women are indeed big pig hooves.

I was lying on the bed playing with my mobile phone. After taking a shower and blow-drying her hair, my girlfriend put her head under my face. I put down the phone and looked at her lovingly. She looked at me lovingly. pulse. We just looked at each other for a minute, and I said to her lovingly: "It's time to cut your nose hair." At that moment I thought maybe I had a brain convulsion.

She said she wanted to take me to the unique Xinhua Bookstore. I just opened the map and looked at it before closing it. She patted her chest and said: I have it all in my heart, I will take you there! Then he took me around in a big circle and found a hidden side door, which was locked. Let's go eat, maybe it's closed today. So we walked towards the entrance of the shopping mall where we had started. When we were about to arrive, we suddenly found the "Xinhua Bookstore".

After playing for a while, I said I was hungry and wanted to eat. I didn’t have much money at the time, so I took her to a noodle shop to eat noodle. Everyone ordered a bowl of hot and sour noodles. Halfway through the meal, a big snot from my thumb fell into the bowl along with beads of sweat. I thought: This is terrible, I haven’t eaten enough, and I have no money. I looked and saw that she was still eating with relish, but I didn't see it. Anyway, it’s something you have on your body, so what are you afraid of? Continue to eat big mouthfuls. Just when she was about to light a cigarette and enjoy the pleasure after eating, she said: "You have such a good appetite, and you still eat so deliciously with such a big nose."