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Classic quotations are on thin ice.
I hid, but unexpectedly I fell into the center of the storm. I used to be a bystander, watching everyone go their separate ways, and now I am dragged into this scene. What should I do in the future?
It is late autumn now, and the leaves on the trees begin to fall off one after another. I often stand under the tree and watch the leaves dance with the wind. Each piece is a dance studio. They fluttered left, right, up and down in the wind, and suddenly made a spin, like Xiao Dan's waist swaying in Tsing Yi on the stage, which was infinitely charming. In the end, they can't compete with gravity and slowly fall with infinite nostalgia for the wind.
4. Is there anyone who makes you look at her and smile, will raise your mouth and see him frown and want to take the lead?
Cherish what you have and forget what you have lost.
6. Don't stick to your post and keep your word, and don't rest until you die? Don't say that others are also involved in this matter. Even if it is just you and me, I don't want to die together. I'd rather live separately.
7. I have been a vampire all my life, and I don't want to be their ghost.
8. In history, I only knew that Yongzheng would be emperor, but I didn't expect a simple result to experience such great pain!
9. At that time, a red sun set in the western hills, and thousands of flowers were intoxicated in the spring breeze. In the shadow of the sunset, smile is as thick as flower rouge.
10, she only cares about others. I only care about her.
1 1. When you look closely, strands of silver filaments as thin as hair are intertwined, just like water waves flowing. The pendant is a glittering and translucent suet jade magnolia, as if it were a restored true flower. As long as you touch your nose, you can smell its Qingyuan fragrance.
12, I only do what I should do (next88) and what I should do.
13, plum blossoms have just fallen, and three or two impatient apricot blossoms have been picked in the rain. The tender petals hold the delicate stamens, which are tender and fresh. Perhaps because of the hot springs, there are abundant geothermal resources, and several apricot flowers by the lake bloom very well. A warm and cold spring water reflects the snow and flowers on the shore, shrouded in misty rain like a veil, full of spring.
14, he said he likes to listen to me laugh, so why don't I like to listen to him laugh?
15, greed, hatred and resentment are all bitter. With a flick of a finger, it will be decades. What do you have to forget?
16. Is history like this because of me, or is my story because of history?
17, ruoxi, I am lucky to have you. God is good to me.
18, I wanted to get up and leave the world of mortals, but my shadow fell into the world. Looking back for a thousand years and smiling, I only blame the people in Xiangu's paintings.
19, when a person casually says the word "want", he already holds the key in my heart; When he threw away his umbrella and accompanied me in the rain, I had completely opened the door to him; I will never forget the time when he protected me with his back to the arrow. After that, it was right or wrong, but it got deeper and deeper.
20. It's midsummer, unlike the new green in early spring. Before the good day begins, it is bright and happy. The green in front of us is heavy, perhaps because we know that glory has reached its peak, and the future will only go from bad to worse.
2 1, the words on the red note are blurred to the wall. We will meet again in the depths of the curved wall and look forward to your arrival every day.
22. From love to anger, from love to hate, from love to delusion, from love to thinking. After parting, hate and delusion turned into an inch of acacia. I don't know if you will blame me, bother me or be angry with me at this time. Under the wisteria frame, the moonlight is cold, between pen and ink, if there is no emperor and no plum in the morning glow, only Yin Zhen, who took my soul away!
As I said, the only thing I'm afraid of is that you leave. Now, I am not afraid of anything.
24, in my heart, only he and I, he and I bit by bit, a smile, a sarcasm, a sigh, I selfishly forgot everything else, leaving only everything related to him and me, the first time no one can disturb him and me, the first time, I began to love him without scruple.
25. If you don't come to my world, I will come to your world to find you.
26. I know everyone's ending, but I don't know my ending. I once watched an individual come to his own end from the perspective of a bystander. Now I am dragged into this scene. What should I do in the future?
27. The light converges to the west, and the sunset hides behind the clouds, scattering red, orange and gold, reflecting the clouds like melted gold and cavitating half the sky into a sea of fire. He shook off the red Zhu Tongdan and splashed countless bright spots on the undulating glazed tiles and golden roofs of the Forbidden City. During the day, the solemn Forbidden City is shrouded in a golden glow, just like a beautiful sky.
28. The more scared you are, the calmer your face will be. If others can't figure out your bottom line, they won't dare to shoot easily.
29, it is best not to meet, and then you can stop falling in love. It's best not to know each other, so as not to miss each other.
30. I will open my eyes and find it. As long as that star belongs to me, I will not miss it.
3 1, if it rains hard, I will stay with you and suffer together.
All I can give you is my heart. I want you to accompany me. In this empty and seemingly crowded Forbidden City, you can understand something that you may never be able to say to others.
33. Life is only a few decades, but it is mixed with sorrow and joy. I can't help it. I will lose money when it is full in September and September, and it will decline at the peak. If it is too high, you can only go down.
34. Only the person you love can hurt you!
35. From love to worry, from love to fear; Without love, there is no trouble, where is there fear? So don't love, love is bitter. If there is no love and hate, there is no bondage. I just think that leaving love can be free and hateful. Is that a bigger tie? What about regret? Does that make your heart restless day and night?
36. I've wanted to compete with your sister all my life, but I didn't expect her to be interested. I've been fighting the man I imagined all my life. This is a big joke. I don't want to compete with her underground. She wants to leave, and I'm happy to send her away.
37. Under the wisteria frame, the moonlight is cold. If there is no emperor in my heart, there is only grandpa four who takes my soul. Acacia don't look at each other, fickle feelings turn into sentimental tears, and the singing is heartbreaking. The words on the red note blurred to the wall, and we met again in the depths of the winding aperture. I look forward to your arrival every day.
38. Yesterday was like yesterday's death! Today, such as today's birth!
39. Indulging in beautiful scenery too much will only confuse your mind.
40, life is like a dream, white clouds are pale dogs. Wrong is right, gratitude and resentment, the sun and the moon are silent, and the running water passes without a trace. Those who are hard to give up are just a little stupid!
4 1, from joy to worry, from joy to fear; Without happiness, there is no trouble, where is the fear? Sorrow comes from love, and fear comes from love; Without love, there is no trouble, where is there fear? So don't love, love is bitter. If there is no love and hate, there is no bondage.
42. Acacia does not look at each other, fickle feelings turn into sadness and fatigue, and the singing is heartbreaking. The words on the red note blurred to the wall, and we met again in the depths of the winding aperture. I look forward to your arrival every day.
43, life is like a dream, white clouds are pale dogs. Wrong is right, gratitude and resentment, the sun and the moon are silent, and the running water passes without a trace. Those who are hard to give up are just a little stupid! When a person says the word "want" lightly, he has grasped the key of my heart; When he threw away his umbrella and got wet with me. Suffer. When it hurts, I have completely opened the door to him; When he protected me with his back to the arrow, I will never forget it again in my life. After that, it was right or wrong, but it got deeper and deeper.
44. Why don't I want to be with him? Is it because there is only 16 years, or because there is not enough love?
I know everyone's fate, but I don't know mine.
46. Cry twice and hang three times. These methods of women will only work for those who love themselves deeply. Only they will be soft-hearted, distressed and heartbroken. People who don't love you, looking at your body, can't help crying sympathetically and saying, "What a pity!" " "After that, the affair remains the same.
47. The bet you just made is too big. I don't want to gamble, but I'm afraid I'll miss my life.
48. Women are born to act, and fake handmaiden will say, Your Majesty wants handmaiden to play tender feelings, and I am willing to play this play. But I think your majesty would rather hear the truth, even if it hurts people.
49, my heart bandits stone, can't turn. I'm full of bandits. I can't get involved. Life and death are generous, and Zi Cheng says. Hold your hand and grow old with your son.
50. Ruoxi has no emperor or four elder brothers in her heart, only Yin Zhen who can't make her love.
5 1, one hammer can be adjusted, because no one thought about it, knock another hammer.
52, Jiangshan has, who is isolated. White feathers caress the heart a thousand times, and clouds and waves are cold a thousand times. I just hope Mulan will give it back.
53. After so many years of painstaking efforts, I can never give up now!
54. It is hard to say which is better, the moon or the stars. If you don't cry for missing the moon, you can see stars all over the sky! That is no less beautiful than the moon!
55. I'll ask Meng Po for more bowls of soup and forget all about you. I completely forgot. 14 master, you live well and forget everything in the past.
56. The red candle has tears, the screen is silent, the golden hairpin is still there, and the fragrant soul is drifting away.
57. One treading on thin ice's thrilling life and painful love step by step.
Since there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to be afraid of. Even if we are reduced to this situation, we don't need sympathy, but we must never let anyone despise us!
59. From love to anger, from love to hate, from love to delusion, from love to thinking. After parting, hate and delusion turned into an inch of acacia. I don't know if you still blame me or hate me, but are you angry with me?
60. It's so hard to give up. It hurts.
6 1, so this is the love of the emperor, but it is only a moment of looking back.
62, can't meet, also want to miss each other.
63. The sound fades away, and the family is always annoyed by ruthlessness. If people are ruthless, they may really stay away from troubles.
64. We walked too hastily on this road with unrealistic desires.
65. Hibiscus cakes have always been within reach. It's been a long time, and you're not surprised. Sugar-coated haws, which have never been available, remain in memory and become more and more delicious. But if one day you really don't have hibiscus cake, you will know that your favorite is hibiscus cake.
Even if you can't marry me, don't forget me, at least not before I forget you, remember?
If you want it, you must pay in advance. What do you want most? What are you willing to pay for this!
An ordinary old man may have a son or grandson to accompany him, but this lonely man is accompanied by a eunuch. The dragon chair, like the mistress of the Queen Mother, has casually rowed him and his twenty sons to the two ends of the river.
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