Jokes in English and Chinese

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Whose father is the strongest? Dad Will and Bill are arguing about whose father is stronger. Will said, "Well, do you know the Pacific Ocean? My father dug the hole for it. "

Bill disagreed. "Well, that's nothing. Do you know the Dead Sea? My father killed it! "

Chinese translation:

Will and Bill are arguing about whose father is stronger. Will said: Do you know the Pacific Ocean? That hole was dug by my father. ?

Bill said disdainfully. That's nothing. Do you know the Dead Sea? That was taken by my father. ?

Photo of my wife A businessman walked into a pub, sat down at the bar and ordered a double martini with ice. After drinking, he looked in his shirt pocket and ordered the bartender to prepare another double martini.

A businessman walked into a bar, sat down at the bar and ordered a double martini with ice. After drinking the wine, the businessman glanced into his shirt pocket and asked the waiter to fill the glass.

After drinking, he looked into his shirt pocket again and ordered the bartender to have another double martini.

After drinking, the businessman glanced into his shirt pocket again, and then asked the waiter to fill his glass.

The bartender said, "listen, man, I'll bring you martinis all night, but you have to tell me why you have to look in your shirt pocket before you order a refill." "

At this moment, the waiter in the pub spoke. All right, man, I can pour you martinis all night, but you have to tell me, why did you sneak a look at your shirt pocket before ordering the next glass of wine? .

The customer replied, "I'm peeking at my wife's photo." When she began to look good, I knew it was time to go home. "

The businessman replied? I saw a picture of my wife. If the people in the photo start to look good, it means I've had enough and it's time to go home. ?

Chinese joke 3: You married mine. You married my little boy: Dad, I want to get married.

Father said jokingly, Oh! Who do you have in mind?

Little boy: Grandma.

Father: Wait a minute. You don't think I'll let you marry my mother, do you?

Little boy: Why not? You married mine.

Chinese translation:

Little boy: Dad, I want to get married.

Dad asked jokingly, oh! Who is the right person in your heart?

Little boy: Grandma.

Dad: Wait a minute, you think I'll let you marry my mother?

Little boy: Why not? You married my mother.

Two old friends got together after many years and soon began to discuss their husband's shortcomings.

"We have been married for fifteen years," said a lady. "Every day after dinner, my husband always complains about the food."

"It's terrible!" Cried the other. "Do you feel troubled?"

"Why should it bother me?" Her friend replied. "If he can't stand his own cooking?"

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The two old friends met again after years of separation and soon began to talk about their husband's shortcomings.

? We have been married for fifteen years. A woman said,? My husband always complains about the food after dinner every day. ?

? Damn it! ? Another exclaimed. ? Aren't you bored?

? What bothers me? Her friend replied. ? He just can't stand his cooking. ?

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