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Describe my life with bitter gourd!

I like to eat coriander with a strange taste, but I have never liked bitter gourd-it is probably an instinctive rejection. I have consciously eaten all kinds of hardships in life, and I don't need to make my breath abstinent. Pain, bitterness, bitterness ... whenever I write these words, my heart seems to run through countless secrets about sadness and fate.

Mr Wen Yiduo said, "My food is a pot of bitter tea."

Bitterness is the real taste of life, not just food.

Bitter gourd is covered with tumors and dark green. Good-looking, slim and slender, but no waist. Cool bitter gourd, more than jade. It is said that the bitterness of bitter gourd is like the frost wind in early winter, and it is like a saw between bitterness and non-bitterness. Not only sugar can be removed, but also fat can be removed. There is an ingredient in bitter gourd called high-energy Li Pin, which has special effects on losing weight.

Even so, I still don't like it

Cai Lan wrote a dish "Life" in the Book of Food: firstly, juice bitter gourd for later use, then soak it dry, chop sour ginger, finally add a lot of pepper, beat eggs, add bitter gourd slices and juice and steam it. The food on the table looks like an ordinary steamed egg, and it tastes all sweet and sour. Hence the name.

There was a bitter gourd monk in history, that is, Shi Tao, a master of calligraphy and painting in the early Qing Dynasty. He is a descendant of the Ming royal family, and his heart is bitter after the change of dynasty. So I took this name and retired to Yangzhou to sell paintings for a living. It is said that he can't eat without bitter gourd, and even offered it at his desk. Bitter gourd is his spiritual building. He lives in it, proud, and keeps his distance from the world.

If our son grows crooked, it will be bitter, more bitter than bitter gourd and more bitter than Huang Lian.

The bitter fruit of Guateng is not so much a seed inheritance as a confrontation born in the face of the hardships of years. When scorpions are bitter, they will have a toxin-alkaloid glycoside toxin, which is more toxic than arsenic. Mao Mu said, "Misfortune can ennoble human nature, which is wrong. In most cases, misfortune can only make people narrow-minded, mean and vengeful. "

In the 43rd episode of A Dream of Red Mansions, Grandmother Jia asked everyone to chip in for Xifeng's birthday. The vicious Xifeng took the opportunity to remind Grandmother Jia that Aunt Zhao and Aunt Zhou should also share the money. You Shi scolded Xifeng, "What are you doing with two bitter scorpions?" There are many apt metaphors in A Dream of Red Mansions, which are just shocking. "Bitter gourd"-what words can better describe the miserable and embarrassing situation of two semi-old aunts, and how did they grow themselves into poor and disgusting bitter melons? Not all people can experience spring, summer, autumn and winter in chronological order, and some people have no spring.

If you soak in bitter juice for a long time, you will be poisoned by pain while producing venom, and you will be unaccustomed to happiness and afraid of happiness. "Cowards are afraid of happiness. When they touch cotton, they get hurt, and sometimes they are hurt by happiness." (Osamu Dazai's words in "Human Disqualification"). Can such a beautiful thing be a dream? Because it's so beautiful, losing it will double the pain. Being flattered is also a great burden. When happiness comes, some people choose to end it for fear of losing their pain, such as the movie The Barber's Lover.

Compared with the shallowness and nothingness of happiness, perhaps the biting pain and deep suffering can make us feel really alive. This feeling is stronger in love. All true love is bitter, and the formulas of bitterness and sweetness in love are never one-to-one correspondence. Whether in literary works or movies, we are intoxicated by those who beat around the bush, those who hate meeting, those who love to leave, and those who seek all kinds of bitter interests, not those things that are smooth and flawless. Too sweet and too greasy will make people impatient and lose temptation and beauty.

Eason Chan has a song: Can you be a pain-free person? When I understand all the theorems in the world, what's the use of being afraid? Cherish a calm state of mind, and be more sober after all the hardships. ...

Bitter gourd also has two names: gentleman melon and half-baked melon. Gentleman's melon, that is, bitter gourd is fried and cooked with any dish, and it will never pass the bitterness to the other party. Half-baked melon means half-baked jade. It is said that bitter gourd turns red when it is old, and bitter fruit turns sweet.

As the saying goes: half a gentleman and half a melon.

It turns out that "don't pass on your own suffering and other things" and "whether you suffer from others or not" is the real meaning that Bitter Melon wants to express. A friend often says that he is a pessimist, but be optimistic. He also said to be serious when joking. Laugh if you want to cry, and be sweet if you are bitter.

The bitterness of life is nothing more than bitterness and cooking. When bitter gourd gives itself to the earth, it has lost the right to choose. The only thing it can do is to move forward step by step on the bitterness of Tian Xiang. This sweetness is the last red pulp in bitter gourd life. It seems to come from afar, from the forgotten spring.