In the sixth season of "Qipa Shuo", take stock of those funny and wonderful players.

"Qi Pa Shuo" has been broadcast to the eighth issue, with many experts and talented people.

Like Zhan Qingyun, Huang Zhizhong, Qiu Chen, Yan Rujing, Mix, Rui and so on, they are definitely well-deserved players.

I remember when my tutor once concluded the debate, Li Dan said that he found that Chipa said that there was a "value-added" link at the end of the debate.

People like Huang Zhizhong will tell you:

We are not arguing about saving the cat or the painting, but whether you can recognize Crying in the Distance!

Li Dan said:

Everyone (debater) is a very clever mind, dancing here with some very advanced concepts.

You (the audience) are also the audience of The Story of Chipper, do you remember?

To be honest, I don't remember! Maybe I don't have much ideological height myself, so I forgot it when I heard it.

I absolutely admire debaters who can export more arguments or values.

But what really stays in my mind are those funny "talents" and "funny" pictures.

Those are like "monsters" possessed by "snake spirits" or accidentally released, which makes it difficult for me to make jokes.

Today, I want to take stock. Those who touched me with my constant laughter said "talent"!

1, Li Siheng, possessed by Trump, was angry after the words.

The debate in that issue is "The job I am interested in is always 996, should I go to 886"?

The first sentence at the beginning is "I am too difficult". Just switch Trump and Fan will get up!

Funnily enough, 996' s job is to hold a bunch of unnecessarily lengthy meetings.

The leaders on the stage only conveyed an effective message to us. What is he talking about?

Colleagues in the audience brainstormed for ten minutes and only discussed one result. What shall we eat at noon today?

This sentence is simply not right!

I believe that many migrant workers suffer from it and experience such inexplicable meetings every day.

In order to show themselves, the department manager requires employees to have a meeting at 8 o'clock every night until 10.

Talking about the world has nothing to do with work. Anyway, it just won't let you go, and it will make you pay!

Because his superiors may see him, how "cruel"!

This kind of leadership is really annoying!

In the second point, he talked about the physical and mental damage of 996.

Every day from Monday to Sunday, I feel "like dead". Am I going to work?

No, go to hell!

There are only Sundays in a week. Will Sunday suit you?

It's for you to go to work on Monday for psychological construction!

Today is Sunday, and I am doing psychological construction every minute: What should I do if I get swollen? Do I have to go to work every day?

Every night from Monday to Friday, I pray to heaven: night, you walk slowly!

Every Monday, I silently spit in my heart: if only today were Friday!

Do you think it is easy for us poor office workers? I feel sad when I think about it!

Physically, it is another kind of destruction.

I went to the hospital for a physical examination, and after the results came out, I felt that it was a big bargain.

Only spent 200 yuan, and checked out more than a dozen diseases!

Not to mention staying up late and working overtime will hurt your health. What is even more frightening is that you will easily get work-related injuries if you are not careful-"overwork"!

Who is willing to accept this horrible "karoshi"?

Oh, my God, life is so hard!

It's three o'clock. I'm too busy to see the scenery. I have to wait for the holiday to see the scenery!

And the picture feeling of holiday travel is like this:

There are cars all the way. Where did you get the scenery?

When I finally arrived at my destination, it was crowded with people! It's better to watch the car on the road!

When I was a student, I could travel in winter and summer vacations.

There are few people in Fiona Fang, so there is no need to be afraid of long queues in the ladies' room, and there will be no inexplicable "random entry" photos!

Unfortunately, there was no money and there were not many places to go!

When I grow up, I have money to go, but I have no time!

What a difficult world it is for adults!

Telling every joke calmly, but making the audience burst into laughter, this is the impressive place of Li Siheng!

(2) Little Black who looks like Li Kui jy and speaks Lori!

I have to say that Xiaohe's self-introduction is accurate in self-positioning!

See a chubby guy who has been selling cute. The point is, he didn't feel sick.

The topic of this issue is: Do you support the compulsory course of college love?

Black does not support it. Let's take a look at his classic trick. That's funny!

DuDu mouth!

First of all, I don't support taking one more class. I don't care what class you take!

Confirmed the eyes!

Give me eyes!

Where is my appointment?

A question from the depths of my soul: didn't I take a love class? Object!

I just want to say that Blackie conquered me with grandiose but lovely body movements!

When arguing with the pressure reducing valve, it is even more cute!

If you can't answer, just change the subject:

Really professional, then say something else!

Hear gray don't have time, the reaction is quite funny:

Oh, you have no time!

Blackie, you are so poisonous! Hahahahahahahahahahaha! I want to give my own knee!

Even Gray admitted that he was shameless and completely defeated himself with his cuteness!

It is said that a spoiled woman has the best life, and I think a lovely man will not be unlucky!

(C) Xiao Tong has the northeast debate style.

Do you think this is over?

No, wave after wave!

The heavyweight Feng Xiaotong took the stage, followed by Xiaohe, and opened the weird atmosphere at the scene to the maximum!

Sure enough, it's a northeast man, and the strong northeast flavor is hard to attract people!

The mouth is buzzing, the volume is rising, and the smell of earth comes and goes. It is really necessary!

University teachers are all older young men and women, and they are hard to protect themselves. How dare you learn!

He dares to teach, you dare to learn, and sooner or later you will be lame!

Please leave the university teacher alone, it's not his job.

You want to let a the rooster lay eggs, this is called sin!

Finally, I proudly inserted a sentence:

I can't fall in love, what can you do to me!

Personally, I think Northeast Dialect is a very infectious language in Chinese dialects, even surpassing Taiwan Dialect.

Anyway, I have no resistance to this northeast wind!

Next time someone urges us to fall in love and find someone, you can confidently reply:

I don't talk, I don't talk, what can you do!

As a teammate, Qiu Chen couldn't help but vomit:

What styles are these? What's wrong with you two fat people!

The status of "two-person evil spirit" has been stabilized!

(4) Exaggerated acting is like the king of debate.

In this debate, there is a king besides the two "gifted scholars" Xiao Hei and Xiao Tong!

This issue is definitely my favorite since the eighth issue, and there is no one.

The audience was filled with all kinds of crazy jokes and laughter.

Wang Debate is a grandiose acting skill, which makes people want to ask if she is acting recently.

Learn the love routines in TV dramas and novels;

Here is 5 million, please leave my son at once (play the man and his mother)!

If you leave Hong Shixian, you won't be home (make a wave of advertisements)!

All kinds of pretending to cry, turn around, open your hands and turn Chipper's theory into a stage!

I thought it was just grandiose, just funny, and finally sublimated!

It turns out that in love, it is not love rat and love rat who are the easiest to deceive you, but yourself!

That's why we have to open this course, so that we can know ourselves and not deceive ourselves.

To tell the truth, compared with previous kings, the king is really impressive and impressive!

(5) I like both connotative players and interesting souls.

Qipa, who has read so many issues, said that as far as humor is concerned, I like the above four wonderful debaters best.

Of course, in terms of strength, many great gods are very powerful, and some people even really admire them!

However, today I only discuss funny ability!

There are so many "talents" in "Romance" that it's hard to be funny!

Good-looking skins are the same, and interesting souls are one in a million!

I hope to see more interesting souls!

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