Write 5 words and 6 articles about a funny thing.

There are many funny things to talk about in our family. The following is my collection of five essays in 5 words about a funny thing for everyone. Welcome to learn from them.

A funny story: 5 words (1):

The "crossword puzzle" game has begun. The teacher said, "bite off the cow's tail. Guess what it is?" Everyone is seriously thinking about it. I think: the cow's tail was bitten off. Isn't this the word "noon"? So, several classmates and I raised our hands in unison. The teacher said, "Liu Jun, get up and talk about it." Liu Jun stood up with confidence and said, "Yes? Afternoon? Words. " The teacher smiled and said, "Please write it on the blackboard." I couldn't help clapping my hands when I saw what he wrote was the same as what I thought. The teacher asked Liu Jun, "Why? Afternoon? Word? " Liu Jun said, "The cow's tail has been bitten off, and there is nothing on it, isn't it? Afternoon? Words? " The teacher said, "Does a cow's tail grow on its head?" Everyone laughed and said, "No, it grows on the ass." From this, I was shocked by Liu Jun's classmates. The teacher told us to think it over again.

I think: the cow's tail grows on the ass, and the tail is bitten off. It's not a word to remove the head part under the cow. Maybe everyone thinks the same way as I do. Looking around, I can see those who hold their cheeks and frown, all of whom are thinking hard. After a while, Hao Runrun raised his hand. The teacher pointed to Hao Runrun and said, "Tell me about it." Hao Runrun said: "Yes? Sue? Words. " The teacher asked, "Why? Sue? Word? " Hao Runrun explained, "The cow's tail was bitten off by the mouth. Cattle? Don't stand under the word, plus a? Mouth? Word, is it? Sue? Words. " There was a burst of warm applause from the teacher. "Bingo! Guess it! " Everyone cried together. Liu Jun and I also cracked our mouths and smiled.

A funny story in 5 words (2):

One day at noon, on my way to school, my father suddenly found colorful morning glory under the flower wall, including pink, pale, purple and purple-blue. How beautiful!

Dad asked me, "Does the morning glory smell?" I shook my head doubtfully and said I didn't understand. Dad said, "Why don't you pick one and smell it?" I crouched down, picked a crimson morning glory, put my umbrella close to my nose and sucked hard. Wow? Morning glory stuck on my nose at once! Dad saw it and burst out laughing: "look, look, there is a clown here!" There is a clown! Ha ha ha! " I listened to my father's words and couldn't help laughing. I smiled, and the morning glory left my nose and fell to the ground. I felt very strange, so I asked my father, "Why can morning glory stick to my nose?" Dad asked me, "What did you do when you put the morning glory close to your nose"? I replied, "Breathe in." Dad said, "That's right. When you don't inhale, the air pressure in the morning glory bowl is the same as that outside the flower bowl, but as soon as you inhale, the air in the flower bowl is sucked into your nose, and there is no air in the flower. The air pressure outside the flower bowl is greater than that inside the flower bowl, and naturally the flower is pressed on your nose. " I suddenly realized. Then I tried it again, and sure enough, the morning glory was stuck on my nose again.

In fact, as long as we pay attention to observation, we must find many funny things in life.

A Funny Thing Composition in 5 words (3):

There are many funny things in my life, such as countless stars in the sky, each of which shines with dazzling light. Let me introduce the brightest one!

One sunny day in winter vacation, my father took our family and menstruation's family to Fengxiang Mountain Villa to soak in hot springs. About 4 minutes' drive, we arrived at our destination. Maybe it's the first time to soak in a hot spring, and we "little guys" can't wait to change our hands and put on our swimsuits before seeing other scenery. I jumped into the pool water with white fog, and there was a Xiao Mu card on the bank of the pool, which read: milk soup, water temperature 39 degrees, whitening and moisturizing. I enjoyed it with my eyes closed. "Wang Yaru, look behind." My cousin called me behind me with a smile. When I turned around, my cousin threw water on my face with his hand, which blurred my eyes. In this way, a water war began.

My cousin and I are in a group, ready to fight. "Look at the trick", my cousin poured water on my cousin's face. "Dare to bully me? Comrades? , look at me? Dragon roll water? " I started "revenge" for my cousin, and started "duel" with my cousin. Without paying attention, my eyes got into the water. While I was rubbing my eyes, my cousin suddenly attacked me and I was about to chase him. He proudly said, "You chase me, anyway, I can dive, but you can't catch me." Then he turned around and "a carp jumped into the dragon gate" and dived into the water. Who knows him? I kept screaming, haha, the water there was too shallow. Now, my cousin and I laughed forward and backward. When my cousin saw us laughing so happily, he asked in distress, "What are you laughing at? Are you really gloating? Are you so funny?" "Of course, if we touch, you are not the same smile like this? Don't believe me, I'll give you one? Haha! " I said and made a diving gesture. When my cousin saw it, he rushed to stop me. "Ha ha ha ..." We all laughed, and the laughter echoed over the whole hot spring.

every time I think of interesting things in my life. You will think of the brightest one! Secretly giggle!

A funny story in 5 words (4):

Last night, it snowed all night. When I got up in the morning, I looked out of the window and saw the snow outside. I immediately got up and dialed more than 2 calls, that is, called more than 2 friends to have a snowball fight. I put on my down jacket, hat, gloves and shoes and flew to the playground.

2 friends are here, and we are divided into two teams with the palms of our hands and the backs of our hands. I'm the captain of my team. I made a big snow knife and pretended to command the team. Our team launched the attack first, and the scene in the snow was terrible. Some people's asses are covered with snow, some people have a moustache on their faces, and others have been hit right on the nose by snowballs. Made us laugh. Not to be outdone, they rushed forward to "kill the enemy" bravely, and we also began to storm. After that, I thought about it, we can't storm, we have to outsmart. I ordered the team to retreat, and many players asked me, "Captain, we played well, how can we retreat again?" I said, "I have a plan. Let's leave the main force to attack there, and then I will organize a small team to take their back road and catch them off guard!" "Well, this way is good!" "You, you and you, come with me, and the rest will continue to attack!" "Yes!" The team I organized quietly went around their rear. "Go!" With my command, the soldiers picked up the shells they had prepared and hit them. Within two minutes, we won a great victory. The other person looks like a clown, his hands are frozen like carrots, and his face is like a big tomato. Looking at their embarrassed appearance, we laughed. We walked home wet, and when we got home, there was the nagging of my mother again?

Through this snowball fight, it added fun to our childhood.

5 words for a funny story (5):

Some people say that what happened in childhood is the funniest and most memorable. In my experience, I remember such a thing. In the depths of my memory, there is one thing that is the funniest and unforgettable. Please open the door of memory with me, open the window of memory and share it with me!

Every time I hear "Ready, Go!" The sound reminds me of stepping on seeds when I was a child.

In the autumn, the camphor trees in the leisure forest in the courtyard "thundered?" Seeds fell in droves. There are green (that is immature) and black (that is mature). The seeds of camphor trees are children's favorite things to play with. Me and my friends are no exception? There's a race to step on seeds. Rules of the game: step on the seeds with one foot within one minute, and don't change your feet.

with the "preparation? Start! " The voice started the game fiercely. Some mentally count how many seeds they stepped on, some say with their mouths, some count with their hands, and some ask adults to help them remember? I counted it by hand. Who says you can't do two things at once? Look at me, while thinking about refueling, counting how much I stepped on, and I'm not flustered at all (if there wasn't the song "Invisible Wings" at that time, I would have hummed it). I also secretly glanced at others, who were already sweating, and my heart was secretly complacent. One minute is up, and we are ranking. But something unexpected happened, and I ranked first. They couldn't figure out why I got results without sweat. My friends came to ask me, and I replied, "You are too nervous." Then I'll get the prize? A toy. Composition

Look, is my story the funniest and most memorable? What I miss is the crisp and pleasant sound of stepping on it. You must have it, too. Push open the door of memory, open the window of memory, let's share it together!

5 words for a funny story (6):

One day at noon, on my way to school, my father suddenly found colorful morning glory under the flower wall, including pink, pale, purple and purple-blue. How beautiful!

Dad asked me, "Does the morning glory smell?" I shook my head doubtfully and said I didn't understand. Dad said, "Why don't you pick one and smell it?" I crouched down, picked a crimson morning glory, put my umbrella close to my nose and sucked hard. Wow? Morning glory stuck on my nose at once! Dad saw it and burst out laughing: "look, look, there is a clown here!" There is a clown! Ha ha ha! " I listened to my father's words and couldn't help laughing. I smiled, and the morning glory left my nose and fell to the ground. I felt very strange, so I asked my father, "Why can morning glory stick to my nose?" Dad asked me, "What did you do when you put the morning glory close to your nose"? I replied, "Breathe in." Dad said, "That's right. When you don't inhale, the air pressure in the morning glory bowl is the same as that outside the flower bowl, but as soon as you inhale, the air in the flower bowl is sucked into your nose, and there is no air in the flower. The air pressure outside the flower bowl is greater than that inside the flower bowl, and naturally the flower is pressed on your nose. " I suddenly realized. Then I tried it again, and sure enough, the morning glory was stuck on my nose again.

In fact, as long as we pay attention to observation, we must find many funny things in life.