Joke: Send a message to your girlfriend.

1, I met you in Wan Wan, and I met you in Wan Wan. I met you neither earlier nor later. I only ask you gently: "Hey, pig head! Be my date! Is it okay?

2. Think of you when you are lonely; I want to hug you when I cry; I want to pounce on you when I am happy; I want to kiss you when I am excited. Everything is in these four words: I need you!

Part 1: The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I am waiting for your call back! In a word: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life! Horizontal batch: sent to the wrong person ~ Happy April Fool's Day!

4, willing to put my heart into your heart, willing to put my feelings into your feelings! Time can't pour out the wine of true feelings, and distance can't open the hand of missing. Miss you until the end of time, forever!

I was walking alone in the street that day. It rained heavily and the ground was slippery. I accidentally fell and my heart fell out. Your name is on it.

6. Send you a happy flower and keep it in your mobile phone. It will bring you good luck! But remember to pour some water to your mobile phone often, and water the flowers inside!

7, love you for 10,000 years, exaggerated! Love you for five thousand years, hopeless! Love you for a thousand years, ridiculous! Love you for a hundred years, too long! Loving you for 70 years in a row is my strength!

8. I have always regarded money as dirt. After you marry me, you won't have any worries in your life-I contracted 13 public toilets in the city to ensure that I don't worry about eating and drinking.

I don't drink any beer except Qingdao. I don't play any sports except football; I don't love any girl except you; Which dish do you like besides me?

10, I will wait for you every day. I have enough patience to wait for you. I am not afraid that you will not come. I'm afraid I won't wait for you now, and I'll regret it later.

1 1, I am a bird imprisoned by you. I have forgotten how high the sky is, but in this dazzling city, I can't tolerate my delusion. Tears are my only luxury.

12, if missing is a disease, then I am terminally ill; If missing is a feeling, then I have the depth of the ocean; If love is because of hate, then I already hate it; If you poison blindly, I will spend my life for you.

13, I can be too busy to remember the time, but I can't. I'm too busy to miss you. Even if I only have a minute to spare, all I think about for that second is you. You have been integrated into my life, just like breathing!

14. Leave (6) my heart to you and bully (7) I lied to me and gave it to you. I gave it to you with my heart. (9) I touched you with time, (10) I really own you.

15, don't always belong to single dog and single dog. You should be a single turtle by age, a single pig by size and a single fool by IQ.

16, your smile, like a clear spring, is flowing with clear love, washing the sweetness in my heart and touching the nirvana of my love. Loving you is my biggest choice, and it will always be an unchanging declaration.

17. If you receive this message, you just like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you save it, the rest of your life will be mine.

18, Twelve Hope of Love: Wave Hope, Holding Hands Desire, Holding Hands Desire, Clapping in vain, Holding Hands in vain, Hoping to Shake Hands, Holding Hands in Expectation, Holding Hands in Tears, Looking Back on the Armrest, Holding Hands in Expectation, Desperate to Break Up.

19, if you were the sea, I would like to turn into a beach and let you kiss my face every day. If you are a migratory bird, I would like to be your wing, accompany you to fly south and north, and shelter you from the wind and rain. Happy Valentine's Day!

20. I love you, I don't hide it, I hope you know. Unconsciously, I will always think of you; Countless times, I hope to be with you; The ends of the earth, as long as I am with you, is a happy paradise.

2 1, my heart for you is draft beer, clear and sweet; My affection for you is wine, delicious and sweet; My love for you is shochu with a strong passion; Drunk in my arms, infinite love.

22. I'm moving. The address is No.520, Lane 520, Miss Street, Love City. The landlord is my favorite. The lease term is unlimited. Rent: My love, the contract is that I love you all my life. Will you take me in?

23. Time is running out. The so-called unforgettable is just a wisp of smoke in the world of mortals. The so-called life is just a blank in the depths of the soul.

24. I want to send you roses, but the price is too expensive; I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet; I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe; I can only send you a short message.

25, dear, you are asleep, I only have to store your love in your mobile phone; When you wake up, I will put my love in your heart; When you see me, I will hold the whole person in your arms!

26. You are a thief, not stealing gold, not stealing silver, but stealing my heart; I am a soldier, I don't attack the city, I don't plunder the land, and I am stationed in your heart. I only hope to hold hands with your soul mate and express my love letter to my old age with my whole life.

27. Due to the strong solar ions recently, there will be no signal under the sun. When making a phone call, please hold your other hand high above your head to cover the sun! Remember, the higher the better!

28. You are a train and I am a railway; You are brick, I am mud; You are the cloud and I am the wind; You are chocolate, I am wrapping paper; Do you love me or love me? It's great to have you here.

29. When I am with you, I feel very happy and have a sweet taste! Like green tea, light and tasty; Like coffee, it is thick and fragrant; As transparent and sincere as boiled water!

30, if received, don't blame, who is timid, dare not confess, choose a season, love you. You have to love me if you run too fast.

3 1. It takes a minute to meet someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone, but it takes me a lifetime to forget you.

32. If your eyes blink, I will die. If your eyes blink again, I will come back to life. Your eyes keep blinking, so I will die! Come on, if you're crazy, go and have a look.

33, dear! The doctor said that the prescription for my lovesickness is this: three kisses +2-3 drops of lover's tears+lifelong eternal love. I think only you can save me!

34. Love is like a politician. Lying in a solemn tone has become a professional skill. Even if a lie is exposed face to face, it still keeps its face.

35, I sing a song, there is loneliness in the song, about your loneliness, the plot you know, the romantic Valentine's Day, the sweetness, can you hold hands with a white head?

36. I really want to hide you, hide in my chest pocket, slowly melt you, and you will never leave! Hide you and only fall in love with me!

37. I thought there was a better one, looking for it again and again. The best is around me, just like you … At first, I didn't take it for granted. As time goes by, I find that you are the best … bully!

Nowadays, many women are reluctant to get married. Why? Because they found that a sausage can't buy a whole pig.

39. Are you lonely? If yes, go downstairs and buy a rope and a stick, tie the rope to the stick, and swing the stick on the roof when it is windy. When someone asks you what you are doing, you say, I'm out of my mind!

40. If I am riding a horse, you can call me a groom. If I am driving, you can call me a coachman; If I am a TV university student, you can call me doctor. If I am in charge of accounting, what should you call me?

4 1, if love can't last long, please tell me what fate it is; If we can't be together, please tell me who you love most.

42. In the past, I always longed for the night, because I could lie in bed and miss you. Now, I'm afraid of night arrival, because thinking about you has kept me awake.

43. The body is hot, and the desire boils like boiling water in the body. But he just caressed and kissed, like taking every vegetable on the chopping board seriously and cutting it clean, but he refused to cook.

44. It's very unfortunate to tell you that at the moment you received this message, you have been poisoned by the most terrible poison on earth! And I visited people all over the country, and no one can solve it! The only way to detoxify is: if you miss me.

Life will grow old, but I will always remember the good times and warm years with you. I wish you a cheerful mood and a bright future on the road of life.

46, love you, but don't want anything, so hard! I love you, but I'm so tired of sneaking around! Love you, but it breaks your heart, so miserable! But willingly, so silly!

47. Buddha said: Looking back 500 times in the past life, I only got a pass in this life. If it is true, I am willing to exchange 10 thousand encounters with you to tell you that I really want to love you.

48. I said I didn't speak for me, and I didn't speak for me; I walked away for my return, and I came back for my walk away. True water should be tasteless, so true feelings should be silent.

49. Everyone's fate is different, and the time of love will be different. Only by doing it wholeheartedly, what I can do is: I will let my love grow old with you.

50. Looking for you in the crowd is like scooping up all the grains of sand at the seaside, eager to find your trace. If you don't want to, I hope to have an afterlife.

5 1, I heard that you are gentle, I heard that you are cute, I heard that you love to laugh, and I heard that you want to fall in love. I'll believe that when I see it. Let me see.

52, the image of a man has only one purpose: to soak up mm. So once MM gets her hands on it, this MM will be very sad to find that this man has no image at all.

I am happy because I have you in my heart, comfortable because I have you in my heart, sweet because I love you, and successful because you love me!

54. You are my cotton-padded jacket in winter and ice cream in summer. You are the Apollo in my life. I am willing to pull a scooter and collect junk for you! I hope I can walk side by side with you, and Qian Shan will certainly walk!

55, a river spring water a Jiang Tao, a mountain is higher than a mountain. Send a message to the straw bag, the straw bag must take out his mobile phone, take out his mobile phone and look down, and find himself an idiot.

56. I feel familiar with you for so long. You are a special, special, special, special, rare and extremely stupid person, and you are so cute, hee hee, don't be angry! Happy April Fool's Day!

57. Love is a brick. Love is a mountain. There are not many bricks, just one piece, and the mountain is not high. Just stay for life. Love is a poisoned wine. If you don't want to pour your life into it, don't drink it, because there is no antidote.

58. A beautiful woman seduced the bartender in a bar. The beautiful woman put her finger on the bartender's lips and let him suck. Finished, beauty: Please tell your manager that the toilet paper in the ladies' room is used up.

On this beautiful day, I send my sincere wishes and the fragrance of flowers to you. Can you receive my blessing from afar? Can you see the wisps of acacia sandwiched between them?

60. I am addicted to your randomness and regard perfunctory as engraved in eternity; I am infatuated with your affectation, taking the fake drama as my heart and immersing myself in my soul; But when the golden light of the East appeared at sunrise, you disappeared there again?

6 1, you are the sun in the sky and I am the mountain on the ground; You are the moon in the sky, and I am the ocean on the ground; You are a crow flying in the sky, and I am a dog chasing on the ground.

When I get married and hold a wedding banquet, I will make a table for my husband, ex-girlfriend and women I don't know, and then propose a toast one by one!

63. I really want to go with you all my life, and * * * rushes into the five lakes and four continents; I really want to spend my life with you. I won't be alone. My heart cares for you, my tears flow for you, and you will always be mine.

64. If a man likes you without makeup, he won't mind how ugly you are. If you are fat, he will be happy, and if you are thin, he will feel distressed. That man is ... your own father!

65. If you love me, just press it! Urgent ... hey, hey! I told you ... you pressed it because you love me! You are still pressing ... I will tell you that you love me and deny it. I can't stand you ... you press it again ... okay! I love you too!

66, you are my angel, I would like to be your legend in this life; You are my note, and I am willing to be the music score of your life; Please extend your beautiful hand and let me put on a lifetime of happiness for you.

67. I am ugly but gentle, I am thin but healthy, my heart is soft but my legs are not short, you are a little fat but full, especially your smile is beautiful.

68, yeah! I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

69. There is a kind of tacit understanding, a kind of feeling is wonderful, and a kind of happiness is accompanied by you, and idiots will finish reading it.

70. The vast sky makes you soar, the vast ocean listens to your command, beautiful stories are played by you, and my heart is touched by you. Girls like you should chase me and send humorous messages to my baby.

7 1, it's cruel to play chess with a female man, and you can cross the river. Forget it, I'll take it. TM, a few spells will bring them all back to life. What do you mean!

72. Appearance determines whether it is possible to be together, personality determines whether it is suitable to be together, material determines whether it can be stable together, and trust determines whether it can be together for a long time.

73. Four flowers in the hospital: queuing for registration, dizziness; The doctor diagnosed that the goddess scattered flowers; Drug charges, looking at flowers in the fog; If it doesn't heal for a long time, the cost of medicine will be wasted.

74. I am madly in love with you, looking at you stupidly, losing my mind for you and doing my best. Hurt by love, crazy about love, confused about your mood, taught me not to know where to go!

75. How much love you have, you can start over. The Supreme Treasure teaches you a trick: take your box of biscuits to the balcony at night, and then shout to the moon: Boruo Bomi.

76. Do you know why I like you? The doll's face is funny, the panda's figure is stupid, his ears are lucky and his steps are funny. Best for you to see the exhibition.

77, you little goblin, let me be poisoned by your love poison but refused to give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

78. Some people can only look good by dressing up, while others can only look good by putting on makeup. Unlike them, you will never look good.

79. If I can cross, I want to go back to the hospital where you were born and say to my father who is pacing anxiously in the corridor, "Don't worry, your wife and my wife will be fine.

80. First love is like lemon, sour but intriguing; Love is like a flame, although it is hot, it cannot extricate itself; Being lovelorn is like a scar, but you can't let it go. So we should know how to care!

8 1, a woman asked me what is the use of your men's breasts being so small and so long, so I told her that we are a boundary and told you women not to be too small.

82. Since you have lived in my heart for several years without paying the rent, and since I am with you in my dream, I don't have enough sleep, dear, please promise to be my girlfriend!

My family name is me, and I love you! Miss you! I understand you! Fang Ming loves you! The baby's name is miss you! This book is called Dream of You! The nickname is chasing you! My friend asked me to take care of you! You can let me kiss you!

84. If you really love a person, you should love him for who he is, for what he is good, for what he is bad, for what he is good and for what he is bad. You never want him to become what he wants just because you love him.

85. Find an elegant teahouse named Yuan, put two old rattan chairs on both sides, pour two glasses of sake, and look at the sky and gently wish "cheers", so that thoughts will drift away with the fragrance of wine and friendship will be sincere because of concern!

86. If you play games, I will go, choose a career as a wet nurse, upgrade the copy with you, and use my best efforts to replenish blood for you.

87. Sister, sister, you are so beautiful. You are the first gentle and beautiful person. I really want to say I love you, but there has never been a good time. Can I ask you out on Valentine's Day? The rose of love is waiting for you.

88. Why is a woman's time precious? Because after getting rid of doing hair, eating snacks, taking selfies and online stores, there is really not much time left for them.

89. I've always wanted to say three words to you, but you know its weight. I'm afraid that once we say it, we won't even have friends. But I can't control my feelings and summon up courage to say to you: you are a pig. Happy April Fool's Day!

90. I find you more and more beautiful. It turns out that our ancestors have long said that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. The ancestors also said: there are heroes in the eyes of scholars, and the hero in your eyes refers to me.

9 1, you are the moon, I am the earth, and I will lead you unswervingly. I will use my mobile phone to express my love and send me a request for love. Please allow me to look at you affectionately and walk around hand in hand.

92. As time goes on, my thinking becomes deeper and deeper. I really want to find a quiet night or a sunny morning to tell you a lot of melancholy and loneliness.

93. I love you, sister, just as mice love rice. It misses you, falls in love with you at first sight, chases you without saying anything, looks for you again and again, and must catch up with you.

94. Eating together is called fighting, going home together is called carpooling, and housing together is called fighting. You give me the rest of your life and live together. It's called despair.

95. Sister in the opposite building, I won't talk if you don't close the curtains, and I will endure if you walk around naked! But you come back from time to time every night, which makes me sleep irregularly. This is your fault!

96. If you were a flower, I would be a bee. If you are a lovely red apple, I would like to be a bug and eat you.

97. Love you is bread in the morning, ice cream in summer, garlic in Shandong and pepper in Sichuan. My heart beats faster when I meet you, but I don't see your mood getting worse. I dreamed that your time passed too fast, so don't wait for you too long.

98. A zero mark in the exam is called duck eggs, a bad person for doing bad things, an idiot for being empty-headed, a fuck-off for being fired, an asshole for swearing, and a fool for reading text messages.

99. When you read this message, you already owe me a hug. Delete this message and owe me a kiss; If you reply, you owe me everything; If you don't reply, you are mine.

100, there was a girl who was willing to jump off a building for me. Knowing that I like her, she said to me upstairs, "Don't come here! If you are near me, jump down from here!

10 1, there are two kinds of men, one is lascivious and the other is very lascivious; There are two kinds of women, one is pretending to be pure, and the other is pretending to be impure.

102. If I had to screen again and again, I would still be the bad guy who chose to receive text messages. Although this bad guy often bites my mouth, hits my back and drinks my sour water, I am intoxicated! Bad guys, don't be angry!

103, the next time I meet you, I will definitely pull you to the bedroom, lock the door, quickly push you down on the bed, cover your head with a quilt, and extend my big hand ... Look, my mobile phone has a blue screen.

104, I still remember that my father once told me when I was a child. Don't fall in love early. It turns out! That's because only waiting for your appearance can my true love be staged.

105, the heart that loves you will never regret, and the feelings that miss you will never shrink back. I miss you so much that I can't sleep, and I can't learn if I forget you. A little pig is intoxicated in the mobile phone!

106, discharged on Monday. Tuesday, hand in hand. Wednesday, "First Kiss". Thursday, in love. Friday, beautiful lies. Saturday, romantic "kiss goodbye". Sunday, rotation.

107, only one rose, give it to me! Love, just you and me, don't hide! If you still love me, kiss me! Wash up and wait for me in bed, naked!

108,500 years ago, you were a regular worker in our family. I fell in love with you the other day when I peeked at your posture of cutting vegetables in the window. Don't blame me for not telling you! Because there were no text messages at that time!

109, you are the cup when I drink water-kiss you; Sleeping pillow-love (touch) you. The stars in the sky are the eyes that shed tears when I miss you, and the waning moon is the heart that splits in two when I miss you!

1 10, if I burn incense for one year, I can meet you, I can know you for three years, and I can cherish you for ten years. For the happiness of the next life, I am willing. Convert to Christianity.

1 1 1. I tried my best to miss you, just waiting for you to appear; I spent all my time just to fall in love with you; I racked my brains to write my love for you. Love or not? At the moment, I'm waiting for your call back!

1 12, I just found out that the way to attract a man is to make him not get it; The way to attract a woman is just the opposite, that is, to satisfy her.

1 13. When you received this message, you also received a girl without sadness and clover from me. No sad girl can make you forget your troubles, and clover can bring you luck and happiness. Smile knowingly, okay?

1 14, I hope this information can turn into a feather, float to your side and gently fall on your shoulder. When you pick it up slowly, you will see my invitation: let's have dinner together!

1 15, a friend's wife, a goldfish, looks good and can't eat. Miss Taiwan Province, it's puffer fish. Delicious and easy to be poisoned. Lover, turtle, delicious, but expensive. Honey, it's saury. It's not pretty, but it's delicious and cheap.

1 16. Meeting you, I am the rain in early spring, staring at you, I am the shadow of midsummer, I am the star near your late autumn, and with you, I am the sun in the middle of winter.

1 17, you are as gentle as water, but I have a face that needs to be beaten; You are generous and shy occasionally, but I am basically shameless; Say I love you a thousand times first, and then say I love you ten thousand times!

1 18, when the wind falls in love with clouds, it chases wildly, when the fish falls in love with water, it gets happiness, and when the rain falls in love with the earth, everything will come back to life. If you fall in love with ta, don't stop. May you seize the opportunity to find true love and reap countless sweetness!

1 19, in gorgeous language, is grandiose. For me, the person who silently smiles at me or gently holds me in my arms is my favorite.

120, what kind of language can express my mood at this time; What kind of action can express my love at the moment; Whisper your nickname-pig, you are the only one in my life, and continue in the afterlife! ;