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A brief account of mu v. Hongzhou case

During the day, Liao led the troops to invade the Song Dynasty and surrounded the company commanders of Yang and No.10 Road, who were guarding Hongzhou City. Yang Zongbao went out of the city on a starry night, rode alone to break through, and returned to Beijing for reinforcements. However, it is difficult for all North Korean generals to shoulder the heavy responsibility of clearing up, and no one is suitable for fighting. The King of Song had to order Zhao, Kou Zhun and other celestial officials to come to Yangfu to transfer the generals. She Taijun expressed sincere loyalty to the country and saved the country and people, but he also said that there was nothing to adjust in yangfu. The honest Eight Immortals King doesn't know what to do, but Kou Zhun, who is familiar with the Yang family, sees that there must be a reason. Therefore, the old lady was sent to the backyard to prepare a banquet for them. He took the Eight Immortals to the backyard to perform martial arts. I saw the swords, spears and halberds lined up in the garden, and the horseshoe prints were in a mess, all of which were newly poked. They struck the golden drum again, sounded the golden gong, and the three-way drum rang. Sure enough, they saw the men and women generals of the Yang family suddenly gathered in front of the "gathering platform". What's more, they saw Mu wearing a suit of armor and entering the martial arts school majestically. They were ecstatic. Suddenly listen to the old gentleman ordered to retreat, Kou Zhun hurriedly in the name of chitose ordered little lady to the front desk. The two men explained to her that Hongzhou was trapped. She was furious and eager to stand up, but suddenly she hesitated and couldn't say why. The witty Kou Zhun's bluff once again aroused her patriotic enthusiasm. Just when Mu Guiying came forward to take over the handsome seal, suddenly came the old lady's "Wait a minute!" With a loud cry, She Taijun hurried to the front hall, and both the Eight Immortals and old Kou Zhun wondered: Why did the old lady stop Mu from receiving the seal? Why did Mu Guiying hesitate to say anything? When the old lady said "she's pregnant", everyone froze! What should I do? When I was disappointed, I saw Guiying shaking her sleeve, and she made up her mind. She sang loudly: "Why should I cherish myself for Mu Guiying's country ..." Everyone was deeply moved by her great ambition to serve the country and people, and the old lady also encouraged Guiying to bravely kill the enemy and win the battle as soon as possible. Mu accepted the seal of Marshal, and Kou Zhun urged her to go to tinker at once, and promised to give her a convenient and quick advance. It turned out that Guan Zhun had long thought that Yang Zongbao was the first choice, but he was afraid that Zongbao would not agree to give his wife the first choice. So Zongbao returned to Tian Bo House, and Kou Zhun put a pioneer's gold seal on the tray in the name of enjoying royal wine, and sneaked away with the Eight Immortals. One doesn't know that his wife became a marshal, and the other doesn't know that her husband did it first. The marshal ordered the soldiers, and there was a misunderstanding on the tinker. Finally, both sides were satisfied and started the war. So, at Mu's behest, he came to the gate of Hongzhou, reported to his father on the city that reinforcements had arrived, and hurried out of the city. But because of the border war, it is better to know who the new marshal is. When Yang led the company commanders of 10 Road to the camp to meet the new marshal, Zongbao suddenly had the idea of playing a prank and deliberately blocked the word "Yang" posted on him, so as not to let Liulang know that the commander-in-chief was his father-in-law and that the new marshal was his daughter-in-law. Military music blows, and a joke about Weng meeting his daughter-in-law is made in the big tent. Zongbao clapped his hands and laughed. Just then, inside and outside the tent, his wife and father summoned him, blaming him for not knowing the news and running back and forth inside and out, making Zongbao sweat and make him miserable. During the day, Zuo came to discuss the war, but ignored Mu's strategy of using troops and led the troops to fight privately, resulting in a heavy defeat. Guiying asked him, but he was confident and refused to admit his mistake. He accused Guiying of being afraid of fighting. Guiying was in a hurry and ordered the hatchet man to push him out and behead him! However, he quickly hinted that he was homesick. In order to be lenient, he invited Liulang to camp. Liulang came in a hurry and ordered Zongbao to be put back. However, Guiying still brutally beat him with 40 sticks. 40 clubs beat Yang Zongbao to pieces. Guiying is very painful inside. After ordering the generals to retire, he hurried down to help Zongbao, showing that he was not beaten mercilessly, but could not be selfish for the whole military discipline. Zongbao understood his wife's kindness and bowed his head to admit his mistake. At this time, it was during the day, and Zuo came to fight again. Zongbao presented a coup ... and led the troops to fight, pretending to be defeated at the meeting. During the day, Zuo thought that the defeated army was vulnerable and pursued. When he was chased into Dongshan, Mu's large team was already waiting here. After some fierce fighting, Guiying struggled to kill the enemy regardless of fetal abdominal pain, and finally helped the knife to split the horse during the day, saving the danger of Xiahongzhou and triumphantly entering the city.