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Satire at the words of people who don't work hard, and at the words of themselves who don't work hard.

Satire doesn't study classical Chinese sentences hard. I don't know if I study hard early, but I regret studying late.

There is no foul language in Dian's sarcastic remarks. Give you some advice, some classic words: Bi Jing, this is not a beloved society, you'd better restrain yourself. If you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future! Zhen, it is difficult to draw a tiger, and people know its face but not its heart. Do you know what natural and man-made disasters are? Natural disasters mean that you are born with a low IQ, and man-made disasters mean that you don't work hard the day after tomorrow. Who is this dog Jia? Fortunately, it barks and curses, and there is no swearing. Some derogatory terms: Who is this dog? Luckily, it's called here. Look at your child's long hair. Sorry about the head shape, sorry about the head shape, sorry about the face shape, sorry about the neck, sorry about the neck. You are a freak. You look dignified, but I know ugliness is not your intention. People over 90 years old were surprised to see Liao being kicked to the ground, and those under 9 years old were also surprised. I hope you don't lose your temper yet, and I hope you live bravely. Set off the beauty of the world with your ugliness! It is best to satirize the German incident at that time. For example, I once satirized others: a friend and I were talking about a person: A: He said that he may have offended others, but he really didn't offend others? B: No, there is nothing wrong with Ta. He's just provoking others, and he knows it. A: ... S: Yes, you are always arrogant. I eat more shit than I do. Zui, if you want to be sarcastic, find something ironic forever. If he blushes, he is right. Some of Yi's personal suggestions and searches were adopted.

Write a paragraph to satirize those who want to make money but don't work hard. Those who wait for rabbits are sharper, and those who wait for rabbits' money and don't swear are guarded by rhinos.

Ironic and ungrateful sentence 1, your indifference made me see the reality clearly and see through Ren's heart. 2. If you don't take the initiative, you will lose it. If you take the initiative, he will not cherish it. Philosophy is the heart! Lies in love are like bubbles, but beautiful plums are easily punctured. Love is as beautiful as fireworks, and it hurts instantly. Try to see for yourself. 4. Ren's mentality has long been evident. How beautiful the world is, how dark people are. 6. An empty heart can't feel clear, just like a blind man can't find his way home. 7. [The clock is wrong and tired-] 8. Passion hurts again and again. It's not what makes me so prepared, it's my heart Let me see through human nature. 9. "Why is Ni so kind to me, because I am very likable?" "Shi * * makes people feel distressed because of you." Cold is cold but not warm, and you are warm but not warm, * 1 1, Mei. Someone can be trusted, and people are separated. You never know what's in their hearts. 12, you don't have a mirror. You can see yourself in other people's hearts. 13, Zui is humble, but the coolest feeling is that people really want to change their minds. If you force people to contact less. 14, human reality, Russia is too tolerant, which will make you feel that Russia is easy to bully. 15, money meets people, so all I know is * * *,

Label: people? Not working hard? The first part of the discussion: a poem describing a lively and cheerful woman; The poem written by a young man gave birth to the poem written by a young man.

What should I do? I want to make myself work hard. One day, I can laugh at you in front of you and satirize your efforts to those who look down on you and hurt you, but I don't want to prove to them that I want to be better.

Are there any indirect swearing or sarcastic words, but you can't hear them (these words are as few as possible and hurtful) 1. You are either backward in youth or early in menopause. 2. Are you really angry when Kan realizes that people like us are physically and mentally healthy and have no sexually transmitted diseases? 3. Do you think that you said you were a virgin, and I thought that Bob knew you were a treated woman? 4. Are you Bu, or do you treat dichlorvos as cola, and it's funny to drink your Nao bag of 80 cents 12 Jin. Please don't talk to me with your organ. This is very impolite. Thank you! 6. If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smart, then you must have at least a pair of whales. 7. After hearing what you said, a sense of superiority with a good IQ arises spontaneously. 8. I'm surprised that a rare species like you is listed as a national first-class protected animal, and Zhai has to go to the World Expo for exhibition. Perhaps, you can also contribute to the study of exotic species in China. 9. I want to hit you, too You go to the zoo to see if there are any workers suitable for you. If you run around the street like this, it's easy for the police to shoot you. 10, wearing this low-cut leopard print all day, you look like a comfort suit that was eliminated before World War II. 1 1, don't talk to me because I don't understand Ting. In other people's eyes, it is foolish for me to quarrel with pigs. 12, your father is on the 73 1Bu team, right? I don't understand virus research, so I study you. 13. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they teased you. 14. Do you want to buy two bottles of Fuyanjie to brush your face later? 15. The longer I know you, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are not people when you are around. 16. When I have money, take me to the best mental hospital. 17 big brother, can you lower the resolution of Fen on your face? 18, it seems that you are quite bear when you walk. I gave up hugging and hugged a small steamed bun. 19, not to mention people, people also have a flower at the head of the village, but they lost cow dung from the beginning of a flower. Hey, Qing, by the way, is your coffin turned over or slippery? Qi is a collection of sentences that swear without dirty words. Absolutely sharp, absolutely Dui: 1. May your girlfriend always inflate. I wish your boyfriend electricity forever. 3. Zhi said that if you walk at the airport, you should hide. Don't be cocky, for fear that others won't know. Who has been taking care of you for so many years? I admire his courage. 5, Zhe two lips, cut off a big plate. 6. To find Nv friends, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth. 7. Zan frankly said that you can hold up a brothel. 8. Rediscovering the left will not change your age and appearance in the third grade. 9. You are a kindergarten-level high school student, a frog head with congenital Mongolian disease. 10, the cow foaming at the mouth in the air asked me to help it down. Wei Yi's solution is to shut you up. 1 1. If the ice is right for you, don't call me. I'm not a vet. 12, easy to get excited, just like drinking urine candy. 13. When I throw a bone at the dog, it knows to wag its tail at me. Do you count history? You can't learn so many weapons in China, Xue Jian. You don't have to learn how to use a sword. You must learn how to get drunk with a sword, because there are too many moves. Tiejian, don't learn the silver sword! In the end, you have reached the realm of the unity of man and sword, that is, the knight errant. 15, I think there are only two kinds of people in the stone world who can attract people, one is particularly eye-catching and the other is you. 16, before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances. 17, I forgot that there is another kind of people in the world, Martians. Where are you from? 18, I want to see you talk, but why do you bury your face in your fart aunt? ... oh? Sorry, I didn't know it was your company, so your * * *? 19, I want to have a baby. I want you to teach him. I want to teach him history. Look at your face. Zhong Hua remembered it for five thousand years. I don't want to judge a book by its cover. I tried to see your soul, too. Therefore, Ni's soul is no more beautiful than your appearance. 2 1, I really regret that I didn't pat you in the toilet and washed you away directly with water! 22. A guy like you can only play a piece of shit in a TV play, and it's not as good as sweet candy peed by a dog on the side of the road. 23. When Yan saw you, she was so scared that she cried and wiped Ray's son to find his mother. 24. If the teacher hadn't said Sui couldn't throw garbage, I would have thrown you away. If I hadn't forgotten to buy condoms that night, you would have been washed up on the water. There are more than 300 photos of your mother in my computer, Ping. 27. I'm not a straw boat. Don't send your bitch to me. 28. I heard that you are very rich, ... Yu >>

What words or idioms are used to satirize the rich and encourage the poor to strive to get rich (in fact, the poor have no way out)? False feelings [xqíngji m:y][ Shiyi] false: false. Pretend to be enthusiastic and insincere.

Irony is not satisfied with the famous saying of life 1, showing half ass doesn't mean you are sexy, it only means that Ni *** bought too little. 2, stretch, the sun, the sun, life is short, must be sexy. We are like two sides of May's coin. We will never be apart, but we will never be together. 4. Staying in bed is my daily Bi course. 5, youth is like toilet paper, it looks too much, and it is not enough to use. It feels good to go to the farm to kill mosquitoes in summer, and finally I can lift my hatred. 7. Listening to English songs is rhythm, while listening to Chinese songs is mood. 8. When you get up, be nice to the person you meet, because when you fall, you will meet him again. Please make it clear that I don't want it, let alone you don't want it! 10, I am a narcissistic cancer with ten thousand stages, and there is no cure. 1 1, I'm not arrogant and I'm not fooling around. I'm tired of all the dependence. 12, you need to step back, put it down and remind yourself who I am and where I am going. 13, my mother told my father that my daughter will have it and so will my son-in-law. 14, Xiao, have you ever played an origami game called De? 15, Mozzie, you are pushing me, so I will rub dichlorvos on Shen. 16, I am not proud, nine is not secular. 17, you told me to go east, and I fucking forgot where I connected it. 18, someone asked me if Xifeng and Ruhua fell into the water. If I had a brick, who would I hit? I went back to the university: whoever saved people will be beaten! 19, New Stan gave a promise, but it was closed by time. 20, you people are only suitable for memories, not for holding hands. 2 1, Mei laughed at others and hurt herself at once. 22. Southerners, no matter how rebellious and free and easy they are when they are young, will work hard sooner or later. 23. If Guo is always just a joke, then this joke will always exist in my heart. 24. I am paranoid, Shi. You'll never understand the script. I would rather cry in Kong's ward than laugh in the sun. 26. Wen, what is money? It will only kill people. 27. Enter in Baidu: Is there a more beautiful woman than me? Ta replied, sorry, I haven't found it yet! 28.Zui is afraid that people who tell jokes will laugh themselves crazy, and people who listen to jokes are more serious than when they ping! 29 years old, 19 years old, I dedicate my best years to you. 30. Kim is getting fat again. When you smile on the phone, your face will touch the melon key. 3 1, bowing your head is not to admit defeat, but to see the way to go. 32, tears, not necessarily without embarrassment. If you don't talk, you don't necessarily have no voice ... 33. The biggest failure in life is pride, and the greatest wealth in life is health ... 34. Life is only beautiful when you leave, and there is no glory of waiting. 35. Don't argue with me. Every word you say will be Wei's testimony of hurting me in court://zhoui5/question/29fc5D7F5 f25592546. 36. After three years of life, you can be released in three seconds. 37. I didn't know it was important to write a good hand until I pretended to be an old stone and signed a note. 38. I'm sorry. I am sad. As long as I don't know, no one will ever know ... 39. Without the old teacher, the classroom is a battlefield. 40, Po is broken, and it's a scar even if it is barely stuck ... 41,you hurt your foot, so we don't need to buy mosquito-repellent incense in the future. 42. If I suddenly disappear one day, will you look for me like crazy and say, baby, don't leave me? 43. Only Yao doesn't think about it. The apparent happiness is actually very easy. 44. Hui memory is more suitable to be buried in the heart, and the memory hanging on the mouth is not called Hui memory. 45, thank you for your lies, and put your life on the line for a year. 46. Don't try to take off my clothes until you help me put on my wedding dress. 47, stone light is always day after day, and loneliness is always repeated. The biggest advantage of telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said. Dear Qin, you taught me to call everyone dear. I am always afraid that one day you will find that I am not as good as you think. 5 1, I'm not a matchmaker, so don't let me introduce you day by day. 52. I am not open, but I have seen through it. 53. Women always buy beautiful clothes to attract men, while men go to find women who like clothes. Your Majesty, I will wait for you to become a monster by Daming Lake. 55. It is easy to think that naked marriage ... >>

I worked hard, but I was ridiculed. Suddenly, I feel that the sentence "I work hard every day to prove myself right to those who look down on me" is ironic, and it will be fine.

I don't have the same language as the dormitory. He is always mean and doesn't study hard all day. He said that I would never have the ambition to be myself in the future. Don't let what others say affect me. Keep trying. Please don't give this society to people who despise Ni. . .

Label: people? Not working hard? The first part of the discussion: a poem describing a lively and cheerful woman; The poem written by a young man gave birth to the poem written by a young man.