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Good words and sentences for drinking.

1. It’s rare to get drunk for a few times in life, so if you want to drink, you must drink enough! If you don’t drink it and I won’t drink it, where will the good Chinese wine go?

If you are not drunk, and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the road? Brothers don’t feel tired when they drink. If you drink too much, you will be considered intoxicated!

2. Youth is dedicated to the small wine table, and drinking is all you need to drink. Life is just a few tons of wine, whoever drinks it first will leave first.

3. I act in various ways after drinking, and I am always there. I also want to make a summary, but unfortunately I have no choice.

If you can drink and write, you are a scholar. Carefree and comfortable, life is as good as Li Bai's.

4. Good friends drink and drink, but nothing happens but the wine in the cup. One day in the Yellow River, a wave will take a sip of wine!

5. You can skip meals, but you can’t skip drinking wine. If you don’t drink and I won’t drink, where will I put the fine Chinese wine?

If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the street? Wave your hands, shake your head, and drink happily all night long.

6. It is like water in a bottle, but it will cause trouble in the stomach. When he speaks, he walks loosely, and when he walks, he retreats.

I woke up in the middle of the night looking for water and regretted it in the morning. A glass of wine at noon, it’s so beautiful!

7. When walking in the world, one cannot live without wine. How can people not get high when they are wandering around the world?

If a man doesn’t drink, he is living in vain. Dude doesn't drink. No good friends.

As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine. Wine is the essence of food. The more you drink, the younger you will be.

8. Lift your buttocks and drink again. Move your butt to show respect.

Standing with both feet, drinking does not count. Standing and toasting, two glasses of wine are waiting for you.

9. It’s hard to drink wine when you’re away from home. My wife told me, less wine and more food.

If you can’t reach the food, stand up. Don't drink when you win, and cheat when you lose.

Eat leftovers and pack them back.

10. Only drink drinks, not the boss. Able to drink without losing, leader secretary.

If you fall down as soon as you drink it, your official position will be hard to secure. If you drink long and drink too little, it will be hard to find talents.

If you run away halfway, it’s still too early for promotion. Lead the whole process and lead the future.