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The intrigue in the office is too deep. What should I do?

The water in the office is deep, so you should pay attention to many rules. Four Seas Golden Harvest lists the following contents, hoping to help you.

There are only two kinds of people in the office, the protagonist and the walk-on

In the workplace, if you want to relax and don't want to climb up, you can only walk on for life. The disadvantage of being a walk-on is that you have to die first, and you have no credit at all, so you should consider layoffs first. The current workplace is by no means a place to raise lazy people. If you want to live a better life than others, you have to be the protagonist and let others do it. You can't step on other people's shoulders, so you can only be a cushion for others.

Everyone should be ambitious, even if it means destroying the world.

Ambition is the first condition to become a leading role. In the workplace, if you don't have a goal, you can't actively climb up. In the end, you can only become a walk-on and become a victim of others. So whether you destroy the world or become the richest man, you must be ambitious and determined to win.

Don't be fooled by the ideal. Ideals are needed, but they are not others' ideals, but your own.

When it comes to ambition, some people think of corporate goals, corporate culture and impassioned speeches by bosses. Forget that, the boss's ideal is only the boss's, but in the workplace, you are independent. Keep a clear head and don't be fooled easily. No matter what other people's ideals are, we should firmly remember our own ambitions, which is the foundation of life.

4. If you really have no ambition, then fight for money.

Everyone will return to the game once in a while. If it weren't for the money, who would be an official? So making money is the main pursuit of people. A dangerous situation in the workplace is that the boss wins people's hearts with ideals and wants them to work for nothing. But if you really want to work without money, then you are worthless. Since you are worthless, what is the need to exist? Money is the only thing that measures your value. If you really don't want anything, go and make money.

You may not be smart, but you must not be careless.

The same is true in the workplace. You may not be clever, but you must not be careless. People who are not smart are clumsy at most and make things worse. In the workplace, this is not a big crime. But if you are not careful, you will infringe on the interests of others at any time and commit a workplace taboo that offends people. By then, I don't even know why I should wear it. Watch your mouth. If you can have an affair, talk less about your colleagues. If you can say something nice, don't speak ill of others.

6. The boss will know everything you say. So think about what to say and what not to say.

Don't expect your boss not to hear what you say in private. The boss knows everything is true. It's exactly the same in the workplace. As long as you are not talking to yourself alone, you have to worry that the person you are talking to will spread the word. And experience tells us that every comment about the company will eventually reach the boss. So when you talk to anyone, you should think about what to say and what not to say. Never say anything you shouldn't say. Shut up if you can.

7. It is necessary to have a heart-to-heart talk with the boss occasionally, but it should be targeted.

Remember, long talk is a means, and it doesn't really make you say everything. Occasionally, confide in your heart and say something irrelevant, which can make your boss feel that you are very considerate. In fact, no boss has ever really trusted you. Don't give up your heart when your eyes are full of tears. The one who is betrayed is always the one who has a heart-to-heart relationship.

8, no matter when, playing dumb is always the most difficult to make mistakes.

Jin Yong once said that behind his old ears, he can hear what he should hear, but he can't hear what he shouldn't hear. When someone tells you to face up to your position and choose the direction of things, no matter how you choose, it is wrong. Then playing dumb is the best choice, which is the hardest way to make mistakes without choice. Don't worry about being stupid. Even if everyone can see that you are stupid, they still can't do anything about you. The real unlucky ones are those who make it clear. With these walk-on sacrifices, it's not your turn.

9. Thinking of yourself as the smartest person is often the most stupid.

In the workplace, I always regard myself as the smartest person. I must be a really smart master who is a walk-on, and I am a stupid smart person. Be smart when you should be smart, and don't play dumb when you should be smart.

10, there must be a backer, but it is more reliable than a backer. Is to make yourself valuable.

Therefore, in the workplace, it is necessary to have a good relationship with the boss, and it is also important to find a good backer for yourself. And more importantly, let yourself have enough value so that every boss must win you over.