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Looking for more empathetic, sad and touching stories. Here are a few examples:
It’s a bit like a micro-novel
1. She is very fat, so fat that everyone thinks no one will marry her. He was very thin, but he married her by accident. On the wedding night, she took off her clothes in front of him, and with the clothes falling off, there was still a layer of fleshy skin. In fact, she was a beauty, but because she was tired of people being harsh on her appearance, she tried her best to find someone who could tolerate her ugliness and entrust her to her for the rest of her life. After learning the truth, he left angrily. He just wanted to marry an ugly and careless woman.
2. I was blinded in a car accident, so I never knew what my girlfriend looked like. That year, she got gastric cancer, and before she died, she transplanted her cornea to me. The first thing I did after I regained my sight was to look for her photo, but I only found a letter she left for me. In the letter was a blank photo with a sentence written on it: "Stop thinking about what I look like. The next person you fall in love with is like me."
3. A little boy said to the little girl: "I am your BF." The girl asked: "What is BF?" It means BestFriend. Later, they got married and had children, and when they were in their final years, the old father-in-law said to the old woman: "I am your BF." The old woman asked: "What is a BF?" The old father-in-law smiled and replied, "BeForever! (This is how you want to be forever!)"
On the Qingming Festival in 4.2500, he walked into the organ bank. Keep a good conscience for 30 years. Then he entered the society and everything went smoothly. When the time comes, I will get my conscience back, untainted, and I will be very happy. On the hospital bed, he imagined all the plans he would have after having a conscience. The operation lasted three days and three nights and ended in failure. There are only four words on the diagnosis: rejection.
5. On the day of graduation, the class monitor suggested that the whole class sit in a circle, and each person write a secret of their own on a piece of paper and pass it to the person on the left. In this way, while everyone shares a secret of their own, they also Keeping someone else's secret. I deliberately sat on his left side. I have been secretly in love for four years but haven’t dared to confess. It would be nice to know one of his secrets, I comfort myself. There were only three words on the note: I love you.
6. When he has time, he makes origami hearts out of paper and gives them to her when he sees her. How long have you had this habit? He didn't even remember it clearly. Suddenly, one day, she called on the phone and said: "A waste paper collector came today. I asked the price, and then sold all the heart-shaped origami you gave me..." After a pause, "It was exactly nine yuan. You can dress up later, and let’s go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate together.”
7. I work on a high-rise building, and he works in the window opposite me. We are across the street. I secretly look at him every day, guess his happiness and sadness, and write them on Weibo. He probably doesn't know, because I'm always very careful. One day he suddenly disappeared. Feeling empty in my heart, I posted on Weibo: "He is gone, I miss him, but he doesn't know." A new comment immediately popped up: "Silly boy, I moved to the upper floor."
8. When he was 18, he was arrogant and domineering: Hey, fall in love with me! Young and frivolous at the age of 20: It’s been two years and you haven’t thought about it yet? At the age of 22, he was in his prime: Don’t worry about taking the postgraduate entrance examination, I can support you. At the age of 24, he was full of energy: I respect your choice, but you also have to believe that I will fully support you. At the age of 26, his eyes softened: After 8 years, the war of resistance has come to an end. Are you willing to be with me? At the age of 28, he is mature and restrained: OK, I will be your best man.
9. When she was still young, Fen and Xianrou liked to dream. She was on the bus at the Garden Corner Library on Sakura Road, and even her breathing was his shadow. At that time, he was still young, sharp, humorous and thoughtful. She could be found anywhere on the stairs in the garden at the entrance of Sakura Road. We passed each other countless times, my heart was suffocating, but I barely said a word. He sent his last text message at the graduation party: Wait for me to come back. We had no contact for three years, then returned to China and got married. First love.
10. "I received an interesting email and I want to do it with my friends. Deskmate, can you help me?" "Okay." "So...my favorite color?" "My favorite subject?" "Our pet?" "My dressing style?" World II.
"One thing I absolutely don't know?" ""I love you. ”
11. He met her by chance in her city and saw her who was still beautiful and her lovely daughter. Reminiscing about old times on the street, he lied that he was married and had a son who was older than her daughter. They never talked about the past, only exchanged greetings. She looked at her watch and said it was time to go back. The family waved goodbye, and the familiar and unfamiliar figures wished each other on the way. The daughter said she did not want to go back to her father's place, but wanted to be with her. Together. She cried and hugged her daughter tightly.
12. When he proposed to her, he only said three words: Trust me; when she gave birth to his first daughter, he He said to her: Thank you for your hard work; the day his daughter got married in a different place, he put his arm around her shoulders and said: There is still me; the day he received the notice that she was critically ill, he repeatedly said to her: I am here; the moment she was about to leave, He kissed her forehead and said softly: Wait for me. In this life, he has never said "I love you" to her, but love has never left.
13. There is an orphan in the village. Nasa, who often runs and shouts "No, aliens are coming~", even though there are no aliens in the village, Nasa has a secret. He is a super-powered warrior. He defeated the aliens every time they came, and the villagers who got angry when they saw Nasa actually had a secret, which was to put on sacks and play with Nasa on weekend nights.
14. The Hong Kong boy and the Beijing girl met at Eason Chan’s concert and fell in love quickly. A week later, they said goodbye at the airport. The boy joined Médecins Sans Frontières to go to Africa to work with primitive tribes. Before leaving, he gave the girl a music box with the song "I will be back next year." The boy returned home a year later and the girl was married. "I thought you were here," the girl said. You want me to wait for ten years.
15. America. "Um...Mom, is something wrong?" "It's okay, I just miss you." "Okay, okay, I'm very sleepy. It's early in the morning here. I've told you so many times that there's a jet lag." "Oh, I forgot, you go on sleeping, then sleeping..." 5 minutes later. "Oh, who is calling again!" "Niuniu, I am your uncle. The building on Jiaozhou Road where your mother lives is on fire!" "Call back. "Mom! mom! Answer the phone quickly! "Dududududu..."
16. On Valentine's Day for three consecutive years, he would receive blessing text messages from the same unknown number, with only five words: Happy Valentine's Day. He never replied. On Valentine's Day of the fourth year, the text message did not appear. He hesitated for a long time and finally sent a happy Valentine's Day to the number. The reply came quickly, "Thank you, who are you?" "Love will not wait for anyone in the same place. If you are not careful, it will be taken away by time.
17. He is almost twenty years older than her. He is very good to her and takes care of her in every possible way. Do they know each other? Within a year, he was determined to marry her. Her friends all envied her, but she was hesitant because she was infertile due to a surgical accident when she was a child. He was an only child and he had a huge family business waiting for him to inherit, and she didn't want to delay him. . Finally she mustered up the courage to confess the fact of infertility to him, and he said, I know, I was the one who performed the knife back then, and I have been looking for you all these years. (Fang Wenshan)
18. Return in the middle of the night At home, I opened the door and found a pair of stranger's shoes on the floor. I walked around the house, but there was no one there! When I looked back, the pair of shoes were gone.
19. At eight o'clock, my wife The room was kept spotless. The wife asked who are you? The boy didn't answer. He walked into the house and looked around. The wife said that my husband was coming back from a business trip and the house he had just cleaned was stained. , please get out. The young man stared at his wife and left. At this time, the phone rang, and the wife was informed that the plane her husband was traveling on had crashed. The time was eight o'clock! The wife suddenly woke up and ran out crying, and the young man had disappeared into the crowd (Gao Xiaosong)
20. He stood in front of the mirror, and a female ghost slowly moved toward him from behind. She suddenly covered his eyes with her cold hands, "Guess who I am?" "The voice was cold and terrifying, and his face was calm and expressionless, "You are a ghost. "Oh, it's so boring. You guessed it again." "The cold voice instantly turned into a coquettish one, and she stamped her feet, which turned into a puff of smoke and floated back to the urn. "Stupid wife, I haven't had enough fun after playing for more than 20 years.
"He complained, but his wrinkled face was filled with happiness.
1.
In the second year of high school, she asked him: "Teacher, can I love you?" He laughed, "Silly boy, you are still young." "After graduating from college, she grew up and got married. He sent a congratulatory gift, but he never arrived. Twenty years later, she learned that he had died of illness. She and her lover attended his funeral, only to learn that he had never married. Thirty years later, she learned that he had died of illness. Years later, when she moved, she accidentally found a line in her high school homework book: But I am willing to wait for you to grow up.
2.
29. "Block 2, I'll give you 29." The old man smiled bitterly, took the money from the scrap collector, and walked slowly back to his dilapidated home. The old man is over ninety years old. He has been wandering in Shanghai for decades and has been lonely all his life. Every day I have to carry nearly a hundred kilograms of old paper and walk for an hour to the scrap station to sell it. Apart from the cost of collecting the paper, I can't make much money. A businessman sympathized with the old man and gave her a World Expo ticket, but the old man said: Can I exchange it for an ID card?
3.
He told her to go see a movie together. She said yes, and he said to her: My girlfriend will come with me tomorrow. She felt a little aching in her heart. , but still smiled and said yes. The next day, she only saw him coming alone, so she asked: Where is your girlfriend? He touched her head gently, smiled and said to her: Right in front of me. ah!
4.
“Would you like some mints? Here you go.” The young man opposite had slender and white fingers. She took the candy, and the cold mint smell spread from there, adding a mark to her heart. "Would you like some mints? Here they are." She silently remembered, and when it reached 100, she would express her feelings. Ninety-nine mint candies, the boy transferred to another school and was never heard from again. A long time later, she reported to her new company and met her colleague next door, "Would you like some mints? Here they are." Finally, it was the hundredth one.
5.
After three years of dating, he never made a promise to her. He hinted at her several times, either explicitly or implicitly, but he just laughed and said nothing. This year, on the train home, because her house was a few stops ahead of his, she felt disappointed and said, "Please remember to call me when you get to the station." Then she fell asleep. A few hours later, he woke her up: "We're here." . She looked out the window and saw unfamiliar scenery. Don't turn your head, it's his doting smile: Our mother asked me to take you home to see...
6.
When the sun rises, please think that it will eventually turn into the sunset. . Just like a beautiful girl who couldn't stand the traces of time on her face, she eventually turned into a weather-beaten old man. But what she longed for was just the tight grip of a pair of hands as rough as hers, and she walked forever.
7.
On Valentine’s Day, my grandfather with Alzheimer’s disease disappeared. In the evening, the hospital called and said that an old man with this phone number sewn on his clothes was standing in a certain ward and refused to leave. When I went to pick up my grandpa, my mother cried as soon as she entered the ward. It was in this ward that my grandma died. When I saw the rose that my silly grandpa picked from nowhere, I suddenly thought of a few years ago on Valentine's Day. When I asked my grandpa why I didn't give my grandma a rose, my grandpa said that a silly old lady couldn't match a rose... p>
8.
He looked at the cold and desolate snowy night in Beijing. The street lights cast a dim yellow halo, and everything was quiet, with only a few vehicles whizzing by. He stood there like a sculpture. "Mom, why is he standing here all the time?" "Oh, maybe he can't find a home." Suddenly, he burst into tears.
9.
After the marriage, the couple quarreled. Man: You are awesome now. Woman: You are so awesome! Man: How can you be so awesome! Female: How dare you criticize me if you don’t know how good I am! Man: You are not my leader, why can’t I talk to you!
10.
When I was in school, my mother said: When you graduate, your mother will be happy. When I graduated, my mother said: You will be happy when you find a job. At work, my mother said: You will be happy when you get married. When we got married, my mother said: You will be happy when you have children. When I have children, my mother says: When your children grow up, you will be happy. Now that the child has grown up, I say that he can enjoy happiness, but mother, can you hear me?
11.
The police said someone was bailing her out. She looked up and saw her father standing at the door holding a paper bag. Following her father, she noticed that his hair was much grayer and his back was becoming more stooped.
She suddenly remembered that when she was a child, her father often let her ride on his neck. The autumn wind blew, and she crossed her arms and sneezed. Her father took out a coat that was very rustic in color and style from the paper bag and handed it to her. She took it and put it on, feeling very warm.
12.
Once upon a time there was a pig, a monkey and a little boy playing in the park. The pig said: We have a little boy here. The little boy said: We have a monkey here. The monkey said: We have a pig here. The pig was angry: Why are you swearing!
13.
When they first met, the first gift he gave her was a valuable LV bag; when they fell in love, the gift he gave her was a luxurious building. villa; when they got engaged, his business failed and he was destitute and couldn't afford any gifts. Touching the few dimes in his hand, he said: I'm sorry! I can't give you happiness anymore. She shook her head and gently opened his big hand: Although it was only a dime, it was "ten".
14.
He went out to explore, and before leaving, his mother said: The child must remember the way home. He arrived in a strange city, and with his superb investment vision, he made a lot of money. He made his first pot of gold. Since then, business has been booming, and his name is known to everyone in the city. During the Chinese New Year, his mother asked him to go home for the New Year dinner, but he always excused himself as being busy. Because of his wrong decision in business, he... He was bankrupt. He had no choice but to go home, and his mother only said: Just remember the way home.
15.
A well-known director approached the couple to act in a play about an extramarital affair. He refused to act, so the director tempted him: Can we double the salary? He still refused, so the director had no choice but to give up. After walking out of the door, she suddenly chased him out and apologized to the director: He has such a bad temper, don't take it to heart. The director looked at her curiously. She lowered her head in embarrassment: He said that life is all about life inside and outside the movie, and he only wants to be a stable couple with me in this life.
16.
To celebrate his first birthday after the breakup, she sold every birthday gift he had given her in previous years at a low price. Then she took the money from the sale and went to the cake shop to order a four-layer cake and a hundred white birthday candles for him. On his birthday, on the birthday card she sent him along with the cake, she wrote in red ink stroke by stroke: I wish you loneliness and a long life!
17.
It is said to be a joke from the National People's Congress debate competition: "Excuse me, second debate, do you have a girlfriend?" "This has nothing to do with today's debate topic." Please answer my question directly. ""...No." "Will you be my boyfriend?" "I have no problem, thank you, Chairman."
18.
The provincial government wanted to come down for inspection, and the county head repeatedly told the township head: We must not embarrass the county! The next day, the county magistrate accompanied the inspection team to this township. What they saw was a prosperous scene, especially the cattle and sheep all over the mountains and plains... In the evening, the township magistrate and the county magistrate accompanied the inspection team to dinner, and the inspection team praised the county and township. There are ways to improve farmers’ lives. Suddenly, someone shouted outside the door: "Town chief, it's getting dark, what should I do with the borrowed cattle and sheep?
19.
The surrounding areas have been demolished, and she is the only one left. That lonely hut was cut off from circuits, water, and electricity, and she didn't say anything even though her phone line was cut off once, and she went to the telecommunications department to make a fuss... They said she was a crazy mother-in-law. . The leader took action. In the dark corner, she stood guarding the phone and said her first words since the demolition: If it is demolished, her daughter, who has been missing for three years, will really not come back.
20.
A car accident put them both on the verge of death. When he was conscious, he tried his best to send her to the hospital. The doctor wanted to save him who was seriously injured, but he just smiled. He shook his head: save her first. It wasn't until he saw her being pushed into the operating room that he collapsed: Doctor, don't tell her, I sent her here. The doctor asked, why? He was furious: I can't love her anymore. , how can I let her miss me for the rest of her life...
21.
He encountered a plane crash, and he was the only one of more than 100 people on the plane to survive. When they found him, doctors kept saying it was a miracle he was still alive after suffering such serious injuries.
Later, she asked him how he persisted. He smiled: "I have been thinking, if I am gone, who will give you happiness."
22.
One day, I took my nephew shopping and passed by a toy store. There is a long-armed little monkey named Mao Rong hanging at the door. My nephew said to me: Let's buy the monkey. I said: I won’t buy it, I bought you a toy. The nephew cried and said: Look, it is so tired hanging there all the time. If I buy it, I can hug it and it will not be tired anymore...
23.
The teacher asked Xiaozheng used 'like' to make a sentence, and Xiaozheng blurted out: "My brother is like my father." The students in the class burst into laughter, and the teacher explained: "This doesn't mean they look alike. For example, you can say that the motherland seems to be ours." Like a mother, do you understand this metaphor?" Xiaozheng lowered his head and thought for a moment, then raised his head and said, "But since my father passed away, my brother has taken care of me just like his father."
24.
This is the third blind date I have participated in this year. As soon as we sat down, my mother began to talk about the advantages of the girl opposite. The central idea was that I must marry her and take her home as my wife. After my mother finished speaking, the other mother started to praise me to her daughter again. After half an hour, the two mothers winked at each other and left the table, leaving us alone. She and I looked at each other quietly. Minutes, "Long time no see." She said first.
25.
When they met, she and he were sitting on the river. She asked, "If my shoes fall, will you pick them up for me?" "I'm not a fool. !" "..." "...but I can lend you mine..." Years later he broke her heart, and she decided to come to this river embankment with him again before saying goodbye. She asked, "What if my shoes fall off?" Will you pick it up for me or lend me your shoes when you go down?" He said, "Neither" "..." "I will carry you."
26.
A girl broke up and cried. God appeared and God asked her why are you so sad? "He left me." "Do you still love him?" The girl nodded heavily. "Then does he still love you?" The girl thought for a while and cried. God smiled and said: "Then he is the one who should cry. You just lost someone who doesn't love you, and what he lost was someone who loved him deeply."
27.
When I was young, my father always beat my mother when he came back from drinking. At that time, he could do nothing but cry. When he grew up, he could no longer stand it. He shouted at his poor mother: Do you love him? Divorce him if you don't love him, don't be so worthless! His mother choked for a long time and said to him with tears: Mom doesn't love him, but she loves you...
28.
Blue is just a color, but it has never happened. After you, it becomes a mood.
29.
He was carrying her, and she asked him: "Am I heavy?" "I have the whole world on my back, do you think I am heavy?"
30.
After ninety years of vicissitudes of life, a poet finally stood before God. God was puzzled and asked him: "I have made you experience so many ups and downs and burdens in this life. The weight of life is unbearable; the strange thing is that you always smile, can you tell me how to do it?" The poet smiled lightly: "Tell suffering, we are sugar."
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