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What are the comments in "Journey to the West"?

Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror - he is not a human being inside and out

Zhu Bajie's backbone - the incompetent person (the back of enlightenment)

Zhu Bajie wears flowers - —Zimei

The White Bone Demon’s plan failed—he made another one

The monk held an umbrella—lawless

Guanyin Bodhisattva entered the bathhouse—a dilemma! (Which way is the best place to go for the male and female statues?)

Zhu Bajie is studying--and unexpectedly rushes into the literate one

Tathagata Guanyin--the fake couple

Six Little Lingtong----Sun Xingzhe

Sun Dasheng pulls out the monkey hair----Look at my seventy-two transformations

The Bull Demon King and the Little White Dragon take photo stickers--- -Authentic bull-headed horse noodles

Huaguoshan monkeys---lawless

Monkeys climb bamboo poles---jump up and down

The roaring dog crosses the single-plank bridge. No longer able to bark - a photograph (wood) and an unforgettable memory (bark)

Bajie guarantees the success of the matchmaker - Pig Lian must unite (Zhulianbihe)

Zhu Bajie enters The Kingdom of Women - dazzled

The Bull Demon King and the Little White Dragon took a photo of themselves - a bull head and a horse face

Zhu Bajie marries a wife - carries her on his back

The crew of "Journey to the West" met - focused

Sun Houhou is in charge of the world ----- careless

Zhu Bajie carries his wife on his back: He is not willing to spend any effort

Zhu Bajie will not become an immortal: The bad thing is in the mouth

Zhu Bajie eats coptis: it hurts the mouth

Zhu Bajie eats ginseng fruit: it hurts the mouth

Zhu Bajie eats pig cry: he mutilates his own flesh and bones

Zhu Bajie pretends to be a hero: he is just talking about being happy

Zhu Bajie wears earrings: he thinks he is beautiful

Zhu Bajie wears flowers: the more, the uglier they become

Zhu Bajie’s martial arts: knock him down with a rake

Zhu Bajie’s mouth: self-appreciation

Zhu Bajie fell into the kaleidoscope: full of ugliness

Zhu Bajie’s angry eyes: ugly and evil

Zhu Bajie arches the curtain: his mouth is advanced

Zhu Bajie crosses the Flame Mountain: he rake everything down

Zhu Bajie enters the land of daughters: he is dazzled

Zhu Bajie enters the slaughterhouse: he contributes himself

Zhu Bajie gnaws on ground pears: what kind of immortal eats the fruit

Zhu Bajie prays to Buddha in the sky: dusts his heart for instability

Zhu Bajie buys pork liver: rare heart

Zhu Bajie sells fried liver: which lung is this

Zhu Bajie sells jelly: not many varieties, but a lot of taste

Zhu Bajie’s Thirty-six Changes: No one has a good face

Zhu Bajie’s trick: beat him down with a rake

Zhu Bajie throws a mirror: he is afraid of being ugly

Zhu Bajie seeks scriptures from the West: half-hearted

Zhu Bajie goes on a blind date: afraid of showing his face

Zhu Bajie wants to marry a wife: wishful thinking