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13. Face to face
Mouth is cashier. Also known as the "Haimen" of the human body. The sea receives a hundred rivers, and the mouth receives a hundred flavors. The sea is not too big, so the mouth is not too big. People, born with a straight and thick mouth, don't eat food and talk nonsense on weekdays. This is the so-called "mouth virtue". If you are insatiable, or slander others, or create rumors, or talk nonsense, or flatter your boss, it is called the shape of a "mouth thief", square, wide and angular. The so-called "shaped like a horn bow" refers to the upper lip, which is B-shaped under people, and people have the blessing of longevity. Square, wide and thick are the keys to the mouth. Square, naturally refers to a square, if it can be like a "four" word, it is particularly valuable. Wide is wide. You can make a fist with your mouth open, which is called "photogenic", but it should be small with your mouth closed. The so-called open desire is big, and the desire is small. And the upper lip and the lower lip must be matched. The photo album says, "Two lips make a good article." If the upper lip can't cover the lower lip, Xiangfa thinks, "Men must be more cunning, and women are husbands. It is better to match the upper and lower lips, like blowing fire or spraying water. People with drooping mouths are worried, and people who drool for no reason are mean. The mouth is like a bird's mouth, and there is a famous bird's mouth. It is difficult for such people to make friends. After Fan Li succeeded in replacing Gou Jian, the King of Yue, he decided to break up with him because he could not be happy with * * * *. Your mouth should also be angular. If the lips are turned out, neither the upper lip nor the lower lip is the best. Another kind of person, when not talking, will automatically open and close his mouth for no reason. As the saying goes, it is called "horse mouth" and lacks money. Others show their gums when talking or laughing, or show their teeth when not talking or laughing. This is all the bad side of Fukuzawa. Mouth to mouth, but also pay attention to color. For example, most people in society know that it is not a good idea to show their teeth, but some people just show their teeth. How do you explain that? It is because his lips are red and white, the color is better than others, and they are deep and long, so his lips should not only be red, but also moist. Don't be black The photo album says: people with black lips are mean, people with blue lips are poisonous, and people with yellow lips are sick. However, the whole mouth is yellow, but it is auspicious. It should be noted that flowers, black and blue are not suitable for the competition. Yellow entrance is mostly right and wrong, blue entrance is a disaster, and black entrance is difficult. If the mouth contains Dan, the skill is high. At the same time, we must pay attention to the texture of the upper and lower lips. When the textures intersect, there will be many descendants. As for the thick lines on the left and right sides of the mouth, it is the main murderer. Texture entrance Lord starved to death. In addition to the bones of the teeth, it is more important to grow up, be practical and white, and arrange the worries neatly. When the two teeth of the door are inward, as I said before, its absence will lead to life and the whole will have sound. But not too big to interfere with parents. For the average adult, it is best to have 30 teeth. Those who are less than thirty dollars are poor. Thirty-two dollars is medium happiness. Thirty-four or thirty-six dignitaries live here. Tongue and teeth are in the mouth, so they are used for chewing. The teeth are just soft and the tongue is soft, one is yang and the other is yin. Your teeth are expensive, so is your tongue. The tongue should be square and thick, not short. The book says, "If the tongue reaches its standard, it will be a public official. "In addition, like Guiyang, red and texture are particularly expensive, and the text is idyllic." "Unity of Human Relations" also said: "Three rivers tattooed, will eat the fields of thousands of households. "But if there is a mole on the tongue, it is not good. The upper lip is connected with the human body, and the lower lip is connected with the chin. According to the phase method, the combination of lower lip and chin is the final limit, which lasts for fifteen years. The lower jaw is full, and the two positions are not trapped. The chin is pointed and thin, and there are not many blessings. What happens at night in a person's life depends on these two limits. Ancient medicine believed that fire dominated summer, summer dominated heart, heart dominated tongue, tongue dominated ceremony and mouth dominated tongue. It is the gateway of diet, language and soul, so it is called "cashier" by physiognomy, and it is in charge of people's fortune. Huaihe River, one of the "four blasphemies", is the source of life of all things, so it is also the Lord of the rich and the poor. The mouth of "six hexagrams" is mercury, so it is related to a person's talent. Lip is the wall of the mouth, and the activity of the mouth depends on its opening and closing, so the lip closely related to the mouth is also related to a person's honor and disgrace. Based on the above fate. The physiognomy believes that the lips are round, thick and scarlet, which is the phase of loyalty, respect and honesty; If you don't reply from top to bottom, you are thin and toothless, and you are a person who disowns six relatives and can't tell right from wrong. The mouth is rich in shape, straight and angular. The so-called "mouth like a bow, a senior, mouth like Dan, not from hunger and cold." Big mouth, big fist. "On the contrary, the mouth is like blowing fire, hungry and lonely; The mouth is like a bag, and there is no food in it. Some people talk about fate by the mouths of people and animals, that is, people with cow mouths are rich, people with jade belts around their mouths are rich, people with tiger mouths accumulate jade and gold, people with sheep mouths are extremely vicious, people with pig mouths are slanderous and treacherous, and people with bird mouths are hard to make friends. This metaphor seems to say a lot.
Numerology lists the mouth as the "cashier officer" among the five senses, ranking behind Mercury. The mouth is the door of the soul and the door of words. As the saying goes, "illness comes from the mouth, and disaster comes from the mouth." It goes without saying that the mouth is closely related to the fate of life. We should understand the character, heredity, health and fortune of the mouth from the shape, color and texture of the mouth, so as to infer the gain and loss of honor and disgrace in one's life. Today, when we talk about mouth numerology, we usually know the following statement according to the principle of China's traditional numerology: a person's oral virtue is better, otherwise it is called luck to eat. Lip is the wall of oral cavity and the gateway of teeth, which is related to people's honor and disgrace. Usually the lips should be thick but not thin, angular and not tight. Lips are as red as sand, and wealth is precious. It is best to have thick red lips, which are called beauty from top to bottom. Don't be thin and small, shrink, lose or pinch your feet. The upper lip, curled lips, asymmetrical upper and lower lips, black lips, green lips and white lips are all bad. Judging from the shape of lips, people with thick lips are richer and live longer. However, the lips should not be too thick. If they are too thick, they will be very cheap. People with generous lips also show that personal desires are high, and those who are too generous will have strong desires. ? Five principles of a good mouth:
1, angular, shaped like an angle bow, with upward chords.
2, the desire to combine is small, and the desire to open is great.
3, the upper and lower lips, meaning water, if the potential contains a ring.
4, the color is fresh and moist, just like painting Zhu.
5, the texture on the lips is clear and beautiful. Specifically, it is:
1, the corners of the mouth are bent like a bow, which can occupy an important position.
2, square mouth, wide, angular, long life.
3, the mouth is like a tight pocket, and the fortune is flat.
4, the mouth is wide and thick, and there is nothing to worry about.
5, the mouth is like a snail, happy for a lifetime.
6, there are cockroaches at the corner of your mouth, and you have plenty of food and clothing.
7. sharp mouth and thin mouth, thin fortune.
8, the mouth is wide and the tongue is thin, and the peach blossom is not thin.
9, the mouth is small and short, and the fortune is short.
10, mouth like a horse's mouth, easy to get into trouble.
1 1, Square Mouth: People with square mouths walk around and eat everywhere, which will bring good fortune and peach blossoms.
12, tiger's mouth: The man who can hold the fist best has a bright future, the man is the most expensive and the woman is the richest.
13, sheep mouth: people with short and sharp mouths and thin lips are unlucky and prone to peach blossom robbery.
14, meniscus mouth: the mouth is like a meniscus, outstanding literary talent, and prosperous official career.
15, Cherry Mouth: A woman with a cherry mouth is smart, eloquent, likable and full of peach blossoms.
16, the boat mouth: If the boat mouth is like a boat, it will be harder, mainly relying on coolies, and men often can't marry wives and women.
17, squid mouth: squid mouth is stingy and unlucky, and it is very likely to fly away.
18, pig mouth: people with pig mouths are often selfish. Although they are rich and safe, they are healthy.
19, four-word mouth: people with four-word mouth are often smart, versatile and accomplished.
20. Longkou: Longkou is full and neat, which is rare. Usually can stand out in the official position and reach the peak. ? In fact, the mouth also represents a person's social index. The better your mouth, the more you can participate in social occasions, eat wedding banquets everywhere, eat with dignity and grace, and tell jokes with your mouth, which makes people feel as comfortable and friendly as taking a bath in the spring breeze. On the other hand, if the mouth is skewed or too thin, it is doomed not to "eat" in social situations. In addition, the mouth is too small, doomed to eat their own, because people with too small mouths, both men and women, are people with strong sense of self-superiority.
A big mouth without harvest means poverty, so it is appropriate to open and close it. If you are fat and have no harvest, you will be greedy for money and lust, and many desires will be difficult to satisfy, belonging to the pig brother and pig sister family. The mouth is thin and sharp, and people who talk like parrots are sharp-tongued, and they scold people mercilessly. The mouth is thin and flat, as if the crucian carp people are ruthless, indifferent, selfish and selfish. Six relatives are few, and old age is lonely. People with drooping corners of their mouths and bitter gourd faces feel inferior, stubborn, closed, picky and lonely.
? Finally, I still want to remind my friends that although your mouth and lips reveal your secrets, people's fate and fortune should be judged as a whole, because people themselves are an active and complex advanced creature.
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