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Whoever eats first goes to the first sentence.
A person's life is to get 9000 points, and whoever finishes the exam first will go first. "A person's life is to recite about 9,000 words, and whoever recites them first will go first."
However, ridicule belongs to ridicule, and we can't ignore the views on diet health pointed out in it. Let's discuss this problem seriously from several aspects.
How much food can a person eat in his life?
According to the data of 20 15 of the National Bureau of Statistics, the average life expectancy in China is 76.34 years. According to the recommendation of Dietary Guidelines for China Residents (20 16), the average daily intake of adults is about 1.5 kg. After calculation, the total food intake in a person's life is about 40 tons.
However, everyone's situation is different. How many meals you can eat in your life is by no means a simple four-arithmetic solution. Although "nine tons" is not very reliable, this joke objectively reminds people not to overeat, eat too much and have excessive nutrition, which may easily lead to various "rich diseases", such as hyperlipidemia and hypertension.
It makes sense to eat less and prolong life. China's traditional proverb says that "you can live a healthy life only if you eat seven points full" and "if you want to be healthy, you will be three points hungry and cold", in fact, they are all saying the same thing: eat less! In view of the serious phenomenon of obesity and overweight in modern China, it is even more necessary to eat less.
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