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Go home for the Spring Festival and talk about funny.

1. Think with me and give you lucky money.

2. I am most afraid of Chinese New Year. I politely pushed open your red envelope, but you believed it.

3, I am not fat during the New Year, how can I match those dead chickens, ducks and fish!

You don't have to give me a red envelope this new year, just help me with my homework.

If I were winter vacation homework, I would rely on my own efforts to enrich myself with rich knowledge and not disturb my host for the New Year.

Don't say Happy New Year to me. You'd better give me a red envelope.

I hope you can bring a bunch of red envelopes to me for such a simple friendship.

8. Relatives who don't give me lucky money are not good relatives!

9. One object is called New Year's Eve, and no object is called staying up late.

10, don't send me any holiday wishes during the Spring Festival. Red envelopes will make me feel your sincerity.

1 1. For a gourmet, not being fat in the new year is already losing weight.

12, you can still get lucky money during the Spring Festival. Remember to give me a red envelope. You must remember that I am not a child, and I can cover for you in the future.

We don't accept gifts this year, but we also accept red envelopes.

14, the most hypocritical sentence of the Spring Festival is: Hey, come and get something.

15. Although it doesn't sound like Chinese New Year, it's really going to be Chinese New Year. We will watch the Spring Festival Gala in an orderly way and say "Happy New Year" to each other, and the new year has begun again.

16, once inseparable, now I don't even have the courage to say Happy New Year.