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Cinderella's drama
Cinderella: 1.80 or above (Mann) outgoing and lively, with outstanding ability; But she couldn't see a woman crying, so she was eaten to death by her vicious stepmother and two stepsisters.
Prince: Frau (below1.60) is gentle and weak, but he has strong opinions and dares to fight for true love.
Witch: greedy and stingy, although she likes to help others, she is full of complaints. It is reported that the wizarding world has deducted his salary for many years. Wear a pair of black-rimmed glasses.
King: On the surface, His Majesty is actually an out-and-out "tracheitis", with persistent thoughts and outdated ideas.
Queen: The only person in the world who can control the king may be her! Yan Yan is kind-hearted and supports her son to choose the lines of the true love drama script; Cinderella's script lines; Cinderella.
Stepmother: Worried that the outstanding Cinderella stole the limelight of her two daughters, she often made things difficult for her for no reason, pretending to be poor and deceiving Cinderella.
Two sisters: As the saying goes, like mother, like daughter. The two sisters learned their mother's hypocrisy incisively and vividly, and often coaxed Cinderella to help them with their homework.
Prop settings:
Crystal shoes: size 43 sneakers (rags are preferred)
Bicycle, fan, long skirt, broom, basketball, black-rimmed glasses.
order
Narrator: There was a little girl whose mother died and her father married another wife. Stepmother brought two daughters, and their hearts were as bad as stepmother's. The weak little girl had to work all day and all night and sleep in the ashes by the fire at night. "Ha, her face is gray. Just call her Cinderella! " The two sisters said. This is the image of Cinderella in traditional stories. But Cinderella in this story is slightly different-ah, no-very different. ...
(Cinderella holds her head high and looks handsome on stage)
Narrator: This man is strong and has excellent grades, especially excellent motor nerves.
This is her running 100 meter-
(Cinderella sprints the lines of the drama script; Cinderella's drama script next to the teacher's countdown: 1 1'9)
This is her playing basketball-
(Cinderella dunks easily with one enemy and one hundred)
This is her practicing martial arts-
(Cinderella fights and her opponent falls, huh?)
This is her-
Cinderella (angry, watching the narrator): Are you finished?
Narrator: OK (stuttering) ... Go on. But she can't escape the tragic fate of being bossed around. The reason is-
Stepmother (pretending to wash clothes): Ah, the water is so cold! This man is too old to do anything! I have rheumatism! (Author Press: Old man! This is not a heart attack. If you say it, you will succeed! )
(Cinderella Mo, taking the washbasin from her stepmother)
A sister rattled the pots and pans. Cinderella is silent and takes the bowl from her sister.
A sister sewed clothes with a needle and thread, pricked her finger and screamed-Cinderella Mo, took her needle and thread and clothes.
Narrator: In this way, Cinderella is busy all day-
Stepmother: See if you can still steal my daughter's thunder? !
The second sister grinned: Look at her, she is covered with oil and dust all day. Just call her Cinderella!
First act
Cinderella is helping her stepmother shoulder.
Second sister (rushes in and raises the flyer in her hand): Mom, mom! Look! This is the leaflet we got from the Lion Gate! There will be a dance in the palace! The prince will choose a young girl as his wife in the three-day dance!
A sister (holding a cheek): I will definitely be chosen. My face is the most beautiful!
Another sister (dancing out of thin air): No, I will definitely be chosen. My posture is the most elegant!
(Second sister quarrels. The stepmother took the leaflet (kiss) from her daughter
Stepmother: All right, good daughters! Stop arguing! You two are the most beautiful girls in our country. The prince will definitely choose one of you as his wife! Come on, let's get dressed quickly, time is running out! Cinderella, why are you still standing? Go help your two sisters! "(pushing Cinderella and stumbling)
Stepmother (surprised, quickly changed her face): Alas, Cinderella! Look, your two sisters are really beautiful. Except the prince, who is worthy of them. You have a unique vision, and you are sure to make your sisters look beautiful! It is my lifelong wish that they can get married smoothly ... (sobbing, wiping away tears and glancing at Cinderella)
Cinderella: OK, Mom, don't cry. Of course, I will help my sisters check their lines in the drama script. Cinderella's script lines; Cinderella. But please let me go to the dance! I'm interested in princes … ah, no dancing.
(Three people are surprised)
Narrator: Cinderella, Cinderella! How could your vicious stepmother and sister let you go to the dance!
(Three people together)
First Sister: Oh, no! I almost forgot! Teacher Shi left us a lot of homework today! If you go to the dance, you can't finish these homework!
Another sister (holding a book, pointing, echoing): Right! Look-page 23, exercise 1, 2, 3, 4, 5; Page 25, exercise 12~ exercise 20; Page 36, translation ... from the workbook, these, these, and these! God, in that case, how can we go to the dance? ! (Keep going and pile up into a hill)
Second Sister (glanced at Cinderella and cried): Ah, my youth! Ah, my happiness! Ah, the happiness of our dear prince! Ah, the future of our country!
Cinderella (panic, comfort): Dear sisters, stop crying! I used to help you with your homework. Of course I will today. Leave it to me! Go dancing with peace of mind!
(Second Sister did Sarah laugh)
Narrator: After all the fuss, my stepmother and two sisters left home, leaving only poor Cinderella.
Three people: Goodbye! Our lovely Cinderella!
Cinderella looked at the door, sighed and buried herself in her homework.
Act ii
(The witch comes to the stage on a broom that is about to fall. )
Narrator: Wow, Harry Potter!
(planted in Cinderella's house)
Narrator: Forget I said anything!
Witch (angry): What kind of magical world is this? I owe people wages for months, and I can't even afford a broom!
Cinderella: [Looking back, she finds the witch and knocks her down]: Ain Brillan!
Witch (rushing to the crown): What Einstein! I am a witch! Witch, do you understand? This silly child, how can there be good and bad? Alas, falling into your home is also fate. Let me help you!
Cinderella: this Einbrecherin is really strange! Put on a pair of glasses and think you are Harry Potter. I think I'd better call the police-oh, no, I'd better call someone in a mental hospital! (Let go, dial the phone)
Witch (Rob): You are out of your mind! Let me ask you something! Is Mrs. Shi a man or a woman?
Cinderella: A woman.
Witch: Who was invited to the dance?
Cinderella: All the MM in the kingdom.
Witch: How many days will the dance last?
Cinderella: Three days.
Witch: Do you think Teacher Shi won't go to the dance and correct those 22 piles of homework at home? (refers to)
Cinderella (silent for a moment): I didn't expect them to do this to me. It's not that I haven't thought about Cinderella's drama script every time I'm ordered by them. They did it on purpose. I'm not angry, but I'm afraid my family will be sad. I think if this goes on, sooner or later they will find me good, and sooner or later we can be like a family. But ... (Anger, anger) They did this to me! Witch, help me! They won't let me go to the dance, but I'm going anyway! (Author Press: Well done! It's long overdue! Cool _)
Witch: good girl, ambitious, dare to resist evil forces; Little witch, learn quickly. Geld will hide it in the house. (takes out a piece of cloth) "Then quickly push a bicycle and put a pair of sneakers, a long skirt and a fan in the basket."
Narrator: Please! Sister witch! Is to let you cast spells! What a limerick!
Witch: What do you know! It's a spell! (Lift up to reveal the bike)
(Cinderella puts it on and rides her bike)
Narrator: Ah! You just let Cinderella go dancing (author's press: I'm depressed! )
Witch: Clothes are not important. Cinderella herself is what the prince should love. If the prince denies Cinderella just because of her appearance, let him marry a bunch of clothes! (turns to Cinderella) But remember! I always * * * lend you four things, and the rent for each thing is 12 5 yuan/hour before midnight. If it exceeds, add a dollar per minute! You must come back before then!
Act iii
In the resplendent hall, music is flying and people are buzzing. Ladies are waiting)
Guard: His Royal Highness has arrived-
(The audience is quiet. The prince bowed his head and wrote the lines of the drama script from behind with small steps; Cinderella's script lines; Cinderella. The whole audience was shocked and immediately swarmed. The guard stops)
King: Quiet, everyone. As we all know, this dance was held in the palace today to give my only son-tall, strong, handsome, powerful, talented and athletic.
Queen: Ahem.
King: (Shut up, aim) About the prince choosing a concubine. My son will learn the beautiful, slim, humorous and long-haired "See the text of Band 1, and it's better to read the tone in Casset".
Queen: Ahem.
King: Er-choose his favorite girl as his wife and the princess of his country.
I hope this girl can walk out of the hall and into the kitchen. ...
Narrator: Save 1600 words.
The queen said in a low voice (to the prince), in fact, these are not important, I hope you can find your own lines of the true love drama script; Cinderella's drama script
(The prince blushes. "The author thinks props can be used here, and' Centennial Harmony' has the best effect." He twisted his clothes and looked up at his daughters, but he lowered his head again. )
Cried the girls, how lovely! (Rushing forward to surround the prince)
The guard stopped him, but he couldn't stop.
(At this time, a woman flew out and held a fan to "fight our way out")
Narrator: This MM is our protagonist Cinderella. This is the legendary "beauty" to save "hero"
(Stepmother and Second Sister are stunned)
(Cinderella pose〈 < refer to Chu Liuxiang >) (Author Press: God, give me a basin! )
Cinderella holds the prince's hand and they look at each other affectionately.
(The prince is a man's gift and Cinderella is a woman's gift) (Author's Note: This is probably the most normal part of the play)
(Under the melody of tango, the two danced, and the prince stepped on Cinderella's skirt and fell down. Cinderella helped her up and hugged each other-) (The author pressed again: _ Here is another idea: let them dance street dance, but the possibility of wrestling has to be asked by experts! )
(Cinderella's cell phone rings. * * * can make an issue of it. What is this? )
(The mobile phone shows that "the audience has worked hard": idiot! It is time! Come back early! )
Cinderella (look): Shade! The sentence Jane told me not to say
Cinderella (striding out angrily): How dare you call me an idiot and kill you-
(Cold Prince)
(Outside, the witch is standing at the table with a broom. )
Narrator: Aren't you short of money? Let her play more, don't you earn more?
Witch: So I am kind! I can't bear to earn money from students-(The author presses: profiteers listen! )
Narrator: The next night arrived in a blink of an eye. After a dance, the prince was about to chat with Cinderella. No, it should be said that Cinderella is talking to the prince.
Daughters (first surround Cinderella, angrily denounce): What are you? How dare you harass the prince!
Cinderella: Because I am strong-
Woman: I don't believe it. I want to compete with you!
Cinderella: No problem.
Narrator: Answer first-
1. What do you like best?
W: blueberries.
Daughters: How fashionable!
Cinderella: Suffering.
2. What's your favorite drink?
Female: the script of champagne drama; Cinderella's script lines; Cinderella.
Daughters: How elegant.
Cinderella: Eat and hate.
3. What is your motto?
Woman: Make the world full of love.
Daughters: Great!
Cinderella: I'm afraid the world will not be chaotic.
4. What's your comment on your present life?
(female mute)
Cinderella: None of the above wishes have come true.
Bid x
(Daughters cheer that the prince is staring, infatuated)
(The mobile phone rings again, showing: idiot ×2, time is up! )
Cinderella rushed out and the prince caught it, but it didn't work.
Narrator: Before the dance on the third night, the prince ordered people to scrape the floor of the extremely powerful BFSU and smear the scraped objects on the steps in front of the palace.
(The prince chats with Cinderella)
Prince: Er ... Are you hungry?
Cinderella: I like the lines of the food drama script at the banquet very much; Cinderella's drama script
Prince: Er ... Are you cold?
Cinderella: We just danced, and we still feel warm.
Prince: Er ... Are you tired?
Cinderella: This amount of exercise is nothing to me.
Prince: Er ... Are you happy?
Cinderella: Nice to see you again. ...
The prince blushed, and deep love flowed between them. The king looked coldly, but the queen smiled.
(At this moment, the mobile phone rings and displays: idiot × 3, time is up. )
Cinderella ignores it and still looks at the prince.
(The mobile phone rings again, showing: idiot × 103, time is up. )
Cinderella (angry, rushing out) Tigers don't show off. You think I'm a sick cat!
(I dropped my shoes when I ran to the steps.)
The prince looked at his back affectionately, picked up his shoes and seemed to be kissing. ~ dizzy ~)
Narrator: Some problems are inevitable, even for a beautiful girl like Cinderella.
Act IV
The prince lay in bed and looked around when he woke up. The queen sat by the bed, and the king paced up and down the room with his hands behind his back.
Prince (suddenly sits up and pulls the queen): Mom, shoes!
Queen: Don't worry, the shoes are fine. (waving. A guard wearing a mask and walking far away with shoes)
King (Finger Prince): How worried you are about yourself! Still worried about that smelly shoe? ...
(The queen stares and the king swallows the following words)
Queen: My son, do you like that girl very much?
(The prince blushes and bows his head)
King: How is it possible that my son won't like that kind of woman? Cinderella's script lines; Cinderella. All the girls present are more beautiful, gentle and elegant than her.
Prince (suddenly raising his head): Father, please stop slandering her. These words only make my heart ache. (Author's Press: How vulgar! Zhong: You know! Although those girls are beautiful, they are not as flexible as her; Although those girls are gentle, they are not as sincere as her; Although those girls are elegant, they are not as energetic as her. ...
King: Shut up! You don't listen to me at all, do you? How can I allow such a girl to be my daughter-in-law
Prince (best decission): I am the one who can see her advantages, the one who loves her, and the one who can accompany her all her life! (The author presses: Ah! Prince, I love you! Come on! )
King: You ...
Queen: Stop it! (to the prince) It seems that you are determined to marry her?
(The prince nodded solemnly)
Queen: OK, mom supports you. What the son said (to the king) is very reasonable.
King: But ...
Queen (interrupting the king): You are stupid, slutty and autocratic. If your infatuation hadn't moved me and made me realize that you are my true love, I would never have married you.
King (looking at the queen in surprise, silent): OK.
Prince (smiles, then says loudly) Oh, I forgot to ask her name! (Everyone falls down)
Meanwhile, at Cinderella's house.
Stepmother: Say, did you go to the dance these three days?
Second sister: Don't deny it, we all saw it. How dare you?
Cinderella: I never said I-no-admit it! The prince invited all the girls to the dance. I am a girl. Why can't I go? (Author Press: I expect the boy who plays Cinderella to say this sentence! Grinning)
Second sister: but you promised to help us write our homework, drama and script lines; Cinderella's drama script
Cinderella: No homework. What should I do? I didn't do it for you this time, and I won't do it for you again!
The bodyguard (comes in and announces) that the emperor has a will that the person who can wear this shoe will become a princess!
The second sister rushed to the door and changed color when she saw the shoes. )
Stepmother: What are you waiting for? Try it quickly!
Second sister (bitter face) No, these shoes stink. Even if I can't be a princess, I don't want to say the wrong thing.
Cinderella walks through the crowd and calmly puts her foot in, just fitting it.
Guard: I found the princess!
The prince comes and holds Cinderella's hand. )
Narrator: Hold your hand and grow old with your son. Their hands hold the promise of a lifetime, the happiness of a lifetime.
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