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Black girl jam bread

1. Call me sister

You smile in the window

Yawn and want to sleep

What is your move now

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But still wearing a coat

Can’t stop thumbing under the table

Holding the phone and typing furiously

The secret of multitasking

< p>You don’t need to know

You’re polite and don’t play tricks over there

Hey! Little brother, I'm smarter than you

The game of love is not just an armchair game

Quick! Call me sister and see what I can do

He turned to the left and I waited at the alley on the right

Hiding me means that he is interested

I will go first, sister Reveal my whereabouts again

Waiting for you at the door for ten minutes

Fake moves of love

Sweet teasing

Rules of the game

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Medium-cooked happiness

Your fake moves

I see through them all

I’m just too lazy to be verbose

Don’t wait I take action

You smile in the window

Yawn and want to sleep

What move is it now

But you are still wearing your coat< /p>

Can’t stop thumbs under the table

Hold the phone and type hard

The secret of multitasking

You don’t need to know

< p>You're so polite and don't play tricks over there

Hey! Little brother, I'm smarter than you

The game of love is not just an armchair game

Quick! Call me sister and see what I can do

He turned to the left and I waited at the alley on the right

Hiding me means that he is interested

I will go first, sister Reveal my whereabouts again

Waiting for you at the door for ten minutes

Fake moves of love

Sweet teasing

Rules of the game

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Medium-cooked happiness

Your fake moves

I see through them all

I’m just too lazy to be verbose

Don’t wait I take action

The feint of love

Sweet teasing

The rules of the game

Medium-cooked happiness

< p>Your feints

I see through them all

Too lazy to talk

Don’t wait until I take action

The feints of love

Sweet teasing

Rules of the game

Medium-cooked happiness

Your fake moves

I see through them all

I’m just too lazy to talk

Don’t wait for me to take action

You smile in the window

Yawn and want to sleep

What move is it now?

But still wearing a coat

I can’t stop my thumb under the table

Holding the phone and typing desperately

Ishin Eight tips

You don’t need to know

2.OOXX

Super personalized t-shirt with pure white sneakers

Besides looking at You must understand the mood of girls who are pleasing to the eye

Using flip-flops to kill Xiaoqiang

Pretending to be a celebrity at the same time is also considered a different kind of man

The left side is uninhibited and wild, the right side is cute and shy

True love is always just a little bit short

Who is kind and considerate and who is locking and spinning on the floor

How to choose the answer to the love test paper

ooYour smiling face is on the cover of Exclusive Love

Sincerity is bingo bingo and concentration is the only way to hold your hand

How can I hate the fickle person I like? Superficial

Outo outo that you don’t understand, bad love bit it bit it

It takes time to get along with each other through instant messaging

Just a monkey in a hurry to make an appointment

< p>Find the opportunity to lose your voice

Locked the feeling and let the sisters vote

If you are stylish and chaotic, please go home and be narcissistic

The left is uninhibited and wild, the right Cute and shy

True love is always just a little short

Who is kind and considerate and who locks the floor?

How to choose the answer to the love test

< p>oo

Your smiling face is on the cover of Exclusive Love

Sincerity is bingo bingo, and concentration is the only way to hold your hand

xx hates fickleness, how can the person you like be superficial

Don't understand outo outo bad love bit it bit it

oo can transform into an otaku and also become the first choice

why don't u try it try it Only if you are braver

If xx is perfunctory with the prince, he will immediately downgrade to instant noodles

Playful outo outo, I will circle the answer

Play a game and guess who is the most beautiful

No cheating, falling in love is not an anniversary

Hua Xin Hua xx

Love painting oo

I will choose happiness

oo yours Smiling face appears on the cover of Exclusive Love

Sincerity means bingo bingo, and only concentration can hold my hand for you

xx hates fickleness, how can the person he likes be superficial

I don’t understand outo outo bad love bit it bit it

oo can transform into an otaku and also become the first choice

why don't u try it try it Only if you are braver

< p>If xx is perfunctory with the prince, he will immediately downgrade to instant noodles

Playful outo outo

I will circle the answer

3. Girls

Gui Gui: I am a girl, I am just a girl

Mei Mei: Kiss me gently on the forehead

Daya: It is you who are responsible for me

Little Xun&Mei Mei&Yitou: You said I’m just a girl who doesn’t understand the cruelty of love

Xiao Xun: Gently wipe away my tears

Apple: It’s a symbol of your maturity

Gui Gui & Xiao Xun & Mei Mei & apple: You said you only love women and you still laugh at me for being stupid

Gui Gui & Xiao Man & Daya & Mei Mei: But the love in my heart There are not so many problems

Hey Girl: All I know is that if you fall in love, you are in love. There is no doubt

I am a girl and as long as I love someone, I will fight with all my strength

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No matter how cruel love is, no matter how cruel you are, I am stupid

I am a girl, no matter how cruel love is, I am more serious than anyone else

No matter if I am a girl or a woman, no matter if you laugh at me, Stupid

Apple: I am a girl...

Guigui& Apple & Mei Mei&Yatou: A gentle kiss on the forehead is your responsibility to me

< p>You said I was just a girl who didn’t understand the cruelty of love

Xiaoxun & Daya & Xiaoman: Gently wiping away my tears is a symbol of your maturity

You said you I only love women and still laugh at me for being stupid

Guigui&Xiaoxun&Mei Mei&Daya&Xiaoman: But the love in my heart doesn’t have so many problems

I only know love If you fall in love, you are in love, no doubt

Hey Girl: I am a girl, as long as I love someone, I will fight with all my strength

No matter how cruel love is, no matter how stupid you laugh at me< /p>

I am a girl, no matter how cruel my love is, I am more serious than anyone else

Whether I am a girl or a woman, no matter you laugh at me, I am stupid

Apple: I am a girl...

Replay *

黑Hey Girl: I am a girl, as long as I love someone, I will fight with all my strength

No matter how cruel love is, no matter how cruel you are, I am stupid< /p>

I am a girl, no matter how cruel my love is, I am more serious than anyone else

Whether I am a girl or a woman, no matter you laugh at me for being stupid, I am a girl..."

4 .Jam bread

You raised the corner of your mouth just in time and I couldn’t help but laugh

Tacit understanding does not need to be cultivated, the feeling comes naturally

Good feelings are a secret code and you will know them as soon as you get close Conduction

The second when the heart beats

The temperature is just right, it would be great if you understood

We have to hold hands, la la la la

Just like jam loves bread, la la la la

Pretend I’m so looking forward to baking with passion

I just want to taste the sweet taste of QQ’s smile and happiness with you

Your logical thinking plus my kuso creative right brain< /p>

This combination is so wonderful that no problem can be solved

Delicious food needs seasonings, and you and I are just right

Heart to heart, sweet dreams to dreams, good to each other The two of us are starting to ferment now

We have to rely on la la la la

Just like jam loves bread la la la la

How wonderful it is to be moved, just come over Know

There is no secret to falling in love. It is best if you have a heart. Happiness is only a hug from you

We must hold hands La La La La

Just like jam loves bread. La la la

Pretend to bake with enthusiasm

The sweet taste of QQ’s smile and happiness I just want to taste with you

Listen This heartbeat

Get your confession ready

So sticky that you will never be afraid of who will get burned first

Make your own jam whatever flavor you want

Jam Falling in love with bread

5. Sleepwalking in love

Run away before the bell rings

Hold your head and apply blush as hard as you can

It says on my face that I am in love

Oh~

Look at you being carried away by love

Only you didn’t invite me to the wedding banquet

Joking around with comics

(mifeng)

How can I have a friend like you

Hit you into outer space with a stick< /p>

Oh~

When you are in love

It’s like sleepwalking

A good friend is no match for a boyfriend

hey ~ Tadaqiu*****

**********

When you are sad

A change

Be your biggest trash can

Hey~ your heart

Do you understand?

Who told you to be my good friend

I stepped on a puppy while walking

Is my brain working?

I am sleepwalking on my head

Oh~

You said you like his gentleness

Honest, generous and super humorous

I really have had enough of you

Super confused

How can I have a friend like you

I will hit you into outer space with a stick

Oh~

When you are in love

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Like sleepwalking

A good friend is no match for a boyfriend

hey~ Tadaqiu*****

***** *******

When you are sad

A change

Be your biggest trash can

Hey~ your heart

Do you understand?

Who said you are my good friend

And how can I have a friend like you

The stick will hit you into outer space

Oh~

When you are in love

It’s like sleepwalking

A good friend is no match for a boyfriend

hey~ Tadaqiu****

************

Sad time

A change

Be your biggest trash can

Hey~ your heart

Do you understand?

We are good Friends

When you are in love

It’s like sleepwalking

A good friend is no match for a boyfriend

hey~ Ta Da Qiu**** *

**********

When you are sad

Change in one breath

Be the best you can be Trash can

Hey~ In your heart

Do you understand?

Who called you my good friend

6. Souvenirs< /p>

Copying notes for you, knitting scarves for you, you praise me for my carefulness

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Next to the wall, if you want less ice in your milk tea, I will help you pay attention

Exclusive wings and good night messages are your thoughtfulness

I always thought that eternal love is You

How come you have been quiet to me recently but attentive to her

No more cards, beautiful messages, indifferent and thorough

Some people say that when you grow up, you will fall in love. Change of heart only leaves memories

I won’t believe it until that day when you are absent

It turns out there is a gap in your heart

She can easily occupy it

I am not up to par with our abilities

Pretending not to care

It turns out that there is a gap in my heart and still retains the memory of you

The tears are mine, love Souvenirs

Why have you been quiet to me recently but attentive to her?

No more cards, beautiful messages, indifferent and thorough

Some people say that when you grow up, love becomes My heart will change and only memories will remain

I will not believe it until the day you are absent

It turns out there is a gap in your heart

She can easily occupy it

I am not up to par with our abilities

Pretending not to care

It turns out that there is a gap in my heart and still retains the memory of you

The tears are mine, Souvenir of love

It turns out there is a gap in your heart

She can easily occupy it

I am not up to par with our abilities

Pretend not to care

It turns out that there is a gap in my heart and I still have your memory

Tears are me, the souvenir of love

7.

intro: A long time ago, there were eight silly girls who all wanted to fall in love

On a thunderstorm night, she learned the spell to make wishes come true hehehehehe~~~

Magic Hakuna Matata, I am looking forward to sweet love

La La La La La Prince Hakuna Matata, come here, my love

Who said girls only know how to love? Dress yourself up with crystal nails and big earrings

If you add some cuteness and a little blackness, you can be very powerful when playing with Wii

Magic Hakuna Matata, I am looking forward to sweetness Love

La La La La La Prince Hakuna Matata Come quickly my love

HA HAHA HAHA HA HAHA HAHA

HA HAHA HAHA HA HAHA HAHA

Who said that cuties can only be funny and dress cutely and waddle

My prince opened his eyes and looked at the most powerful otaku nature high

Magical Hakuna Matata, I am looking forward to sweet love

La La La La La Prince Hakuna Matata, come here, my love

HA HAHA HAHA HA HAHA HAHA

HA HAHA HAHA HA HAHA HAHA

I closed my eyes and made a wish

Prince, please show up soon

I believe there will be a day

Triumph in a pumpkin car

Magic Hakuna Matata I am looking forward to sweet love

La La La La La Prince Hakuna Matata, come quickly, my love

8. Goodbye, idiot

Knocked down Huaxin and Fickle with the left hook

Knocked him away with the right hook All the lies

Keep happiness by your side

Be kind to yourself

My love is absolutely perfect

Look at your eyes I will understand

I know how to distinguish between perfunctory and sincerity

This time I will not default again

I will compensate you for everything

Give Everything about you

Goodbye, idiot

Tell me what’s in your phone

Why are there so many beautiful girls?

I can tell you all the excuses Many times

Thought I didn’t understand

You’re right, I’ve endured it for a long time

There’s no way I’m not the kind you want

I will try my best to escape from now on

花心大radish

OH BABY

Please leave me

I don’t feel sorry or sad at all

Focus on my planet

The left hook knocks down Huaxin and Changchun

The right hook knocks back all his lies

Keep happiness by your side

Be kind to yourself

My love is absolutely perfect

I will understand just by looking at your eyes

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I know how to distinguish between perfunctory and sincerity

I will not default again this time

I will compensate you for everything

Give you everything

Goodbye, idiot

You are right, I have endured it for a long time

No way, I am not the kind you want

I will try my best to escape from now on

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花心大radish

OH BABY

Please leave me

I don’t feel sorry or sad at all

Follow My Planet

Left hook knocks down the philandering and fickle

Right hook knocks back all his lies

Keep happiness by your side

Be kind to yourself

My love is absolutely perfect

I will understand by looking at your eyes

I know how to distinguish between perfunctory and sincerity

I won’t default again this time

I will compensate you for everything

Give you everything

Goodbye, idiot

Left hook Defeat the philandering and fickle

Knock out all his lies with the right hook

Keep happiness by your side

Be kind to yourself

My love is absolutely perfect

I will understand by looking at your eyes

I know how to distinguish between perfunctory and sincerity

This time I will not default again

I will give you everything

I will give you everything

Goodbye, idiot

9. Who said

sent me home? On the way

You were silent

I tried to tell cold jokes

I think I understand

Your indifference will Answer

We are all trying to be strong

Don’t say that I will meet a better boy

Don’t say that we are still too old-school friends

< p>Separate when it’s time to separate

Who says I haven’t grown up

Who says I’m not strong enough even if I get hurt

I won’t be afraid

One day happiness will visit again

Who said I can’t let go

Who said I can’t forgive

Although I still miss him sometimes

The right person is in the other direction

On the way home

You were silent

I tried to tell cold jokes< /p>

I think I understand

Your indifference will answer

We are all trying to be strong

Don’t say I will meet again To a better boy

Don’t say that being friends is too old-fashioned

Separate when it’s time to separate

Who said I haven’t grown up

Who Say I'm not strong enough even if I get hurt

I won't be afraid

One day happiness will come again

Who said I can't let go

Who says I can’t forgive

Although I still miss him sometimes

The right person is in another direction

Who says I haven’t grown up

Who says I’m not strong enough, even if I get hurt

I won’t be afraid

There is a person who has many dreams

Who says I can’t let go

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Who says you can’t forgive

Although I still miss him sometimes

Only when we leave can we fly separately

10 Love Elastic Band

You use a hundred kinds of pride to refine the ambiguous smile with just the right taste

The secret of baking love is that if the fire is too strong, it will burn and simmer slowly

Your heartbeat index is soaring My body temperature is about to break the surface and I occasionally have a fever

A clockwork that is wound too tightly will cause me to fall down and wind together slowly

You swear you only love me, do you love me? Question marks don’t need to be thought about

The possessiveness is so good that it makes you a personal bodyguard and the dog is on the rocks

I am obsessed with my sweet mouth, exclusive limited edition, and the taste is wonderful

Lying in your warm embrace

Tailor-made just for me, no one can buy it

Love that is too tight needs to be added with some blank space

Customized perfect love elastic band (it’s too weird to stare at you urgently)

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Don’t bore me to death

Keep the romance of sweet pick-ups and drop-offs (don’t use it as a tug-of-war)

Be considerate and caring

Find out love The rhythm of breathing (gives me a fresh sense of security)

I will begin to worship you