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Black girl jam bread
1. Call me sister
You smile in the window
Yawn and want to sleep
What is your move now
p>
But still wearing a coat
Can’t stop thumbing under the table
Holding the phone and typing furiously
The secret of multitasking
< p>You don’t need to knowYou’re polite and don’t play tricks over there
Hey! Little brother, I'm smarter than you
The game of love is not just an armchair game
Quick! Call me sister and see what I can do
He turned to the left and I waited at the alley on the right
Hiding me means that he is interested
I will go first, sister Reveal my whereabouts again
Waiting for you at the door for ten minutes
Fake moves of love
Sweet teasing
Rules of the game
p>
Medium-cooked happiness
Your fake moves
I see through them all
I’m just too lazy to be verbose
Don’t wait I take action
You smile in the window
Yawn and want to sleep
What move is it now
But you are still wearing your coat< /p>
Can’t stop thumbs under the table
Hold the phone and type hard
The secret of multitasking
You don’t need to know
< p>You're so polite and don't play tricks over thereHey! Little brother, I'm smarter than you
The game of love is not just an armchair game
Quick! Call me sister and see what I can do
He turned to the left and I waited at the alley on the right
Hiding me means that he is interested
I will go first, sister Reveal my whereabouts again
Waiting for you at the door for ten minutes
Fake moves of love
Sweet teasing
Rules of the game
p>
Medium-cooked happiness
Your fake moves
I see through them all
I’m just too lazy to be verbose
Don’t wait I take action
The feint of love
Sweet teasing
The rules of the game
Medium-cooked happiness
< p>Your feintsI see through them all
Too lazy to talk
Don’t wait until I take action
The feints of love
Sweet teasing
Rules of the game
Medium-cooked happiness
Your fake moves
I see through them all
I’m just too lazy to talk
Don’t wait for me to take action
You smile in the window
Yawn and want to sleep
What move is it now?
But still wearing a coat
I can’t stop my thumb under the table
Holding the phone and typing desperately
Ishin Eight tips
You don’t need to know
2.OOXX
Super personalized t-shirt with pure white sneakers
Besides looking at You must understand the mood of girls who are pleasing to the eye
Using flip-flops to kill Xiaoqiang
Pretending to be a celebrity at the same time is also considered a different kind of man
The left side is uninhibited and wild, the right side is cute and shy
True love is always just a little bit short
Who is kind and considerate and who is locking and spinning on the floor
How to choose the answer to the love test paper
ooYour smiling face is on the cover of Exclusive Love
Sincerity is bingo bingo and concentration is the only way to hold your hand
How can I hate the fickle person I like? Superficial
Outo outo that you don’t understand, bad love bit it bit it
It takes time to get along with each other through instant messaging
Just a monkey in a hurry to make an appointment
< p>Find the opportunity to lose your voiceLocked the feeling and let the sisters vote
If you are stylish and chaotic, please go home and be narcissistic
The left is uninhibited and wild, the right Cute and shy
True love is always just a little short
Who is kind and considerate and who locks the floor?
How to choose the answer to the love test
< p>ooYour smiling face is on the cover of Exclusive Love
Sincerity is bingo bingo, and concentration is the only way to hold your hand
xx hates fickleness, how can the person you like be superficial
Don't understand outo outo bad love bit it bit it
oo can transform into an otaku and also become the first choice
why don't u try it try it Only if you are braver
If xx is perfunctory with the prince, he will immediately downgrade to instant noodles
Playful outo outo, I will circle the answer
Play a game and guess who is the most beautiful
No cheating, falling in love is not an anniversary
Hua Xin Hua xx
Love painting oo
I will choose happiness
oo yours Smiling face appears on the cover of Exclusive Love
Sincerity means bingo bingo, and only concentration can hold my hand for you
xx hates fickleness, how can the person he likes be superficial
I don’t understand outo outo bad love bit it bit it
oo can transform into an otaku and also become the first choice
why don't u try it try it Only if you are braver
< p>If xx is perfunctory with the prince, he will immediately downgrade to instant noodlesPlayful outo outo
I will circle the answer
3. Girls
Gui Gui: I am a girl, I am just a girl
Mei Mei: Kiss me gently on the forehead
Daya: It is you who are responsible for me
Little Xun&Mei Mei&Yitou: You said I’m just a girl who doesn’t understand the cruelty of love
Xiao Xun: Gently wipe away my tears
Apple: It’s a symbol of your maturity
Gui Gui & Xiao Xun & Mei Mei & apple: You said you only love women and you still laugh at me for being stupid
Gui Gui & Xiao Man & Daya & Mei Mei: But the love in my heart There are not so many problems
Hey Girl: All I know is that if you fall in love, you are in love. There is no doubt
I am a girl and as long as I love someone, I will fight with all my strength
p>
No matter how cruel love is, no matter how cruel you are, I am stupid
I am a girl, no matter how cruel love is, I am more serious than anyone else
No matter if I am a girl or a woman, no matter if you laugh at me, Stupid
Apple: I am a girl...
Guigui& Apple & Mei Mei&Yatou: A gentle kiss on the forehead is your responsibility to me
< p>You said I was just a girl who didn’t understand the cruelty of loveXiaoxun & Daya & Xiaoman: Gently wiping away my tears is a symbol of your maturity
You said you I only love women and still laugh at me for being stupid
Guigui&Xiaoxun&Mei Mei&Daya&Xiaoman: But the love in my heart doesn’t have so many problems
I only know love If you fall in love, you are in love, no doubt
Hey Girl: I am a girl, as long as I love someone, I will fight with all my strength
No matter how cruel love is, no matter how stupid you laugh at me< /p>
I am a girl, no matter how cruel my love is, I am more serious than anyone else
Whether I am a girl or a woman, no matter you laugh at me, I am stupid
Apple: I am a girl...
Replay *
黑Hey Girl: I am a girl, as long as I love someone, I will fight with all my strength
No matter how cruel love is, no matter how cruel you are, I am stupid< /p>
I am a girl, no matter how cruel my love is, I am more serious than anyone else
Whether I am a girl or a woman, no matter you laugh at me for being stupid, I am a girl..."
4 .Jam bread
You raised the corner of your mouth just in time and I couldn’t help but laugh
Tacit understanding does not need to be cultivated, the feeling comes naturally
Good feelings are a secret code and you will know them as soon as you get close Conduction
The second when the heart beats
The temperature is just right, it would be great if you understood
We have to hold hands, la la la la
Just like jam loves bread, la la la la
Pretend I’m so looking forward to baking with passion
I just want to taste the sweet taste of QQ’s smile and happiness with you
Your logical thinking plus my kuso creative right brain< /p>
This combination is so wonderful that no problem can be solved
Delicious food needs seasonings, and you and I are just right
Heart to heart, sweet dreams to dreams, good to each other The two of us are starting to ferment now
We have to rely on la la la la
Just like jam loves bread la la la la
How wonderful it is to be moved, just come over Know
There is no secret to falling in love. It is best if you have a heart. Happiness is only a hug from you
We must hold hands La La La La
Just like jam loves bread. La la la
Pretend to bake with enthusiasm
The sweet taste of QQ’s smile and happiness I just want to taste with you
Listen This heartbeat
Get your confession ready
So sticky that you will never be afraid of who will get burned first
Make your own jam whatever flavor you want
Jam Falling in love with bread
5. Sleepwalking in love
Run away before the bell rings
Hold your head and apply blush as hard as you can
It says on my face that I am in love
Oh~
Look at you being carried away by love
Only you didn’t invite me to the wedding banquet
Joking around with comics
(mifeng)
How can I have a friend like you
Hit you into outer space with a stick< /p>
Oh~
When you are in love
It’s like sleepwalking
A good friend is no match for a boyfriend
hey ~ Tadaqiu*****
**********
When you are sad
A change
Be your biggest trash can
Hey~ your heart
Do you understand?
Who told you to be my good friend
I stepped on a puppy while walking
Is my brain working?
I am sleepwalking on my head
Oh~
You said you like his gentleness
Honest, generous and super humorous
I really have had enough of you
Super confused
How can I have a friend like you
I will hit you into outer space with a stick
Oh~
When you are in love
p>Like sleepwalking
A good friend is no match for a boyfriend
hey~ Tadaqiu*****
***** *******
When you are sad
A change
Be your biggest trash can
Hey~ your heart
Do you understand?
Who said you are my good friend
And how can I have a friend like you
The stick will hit you into outer space
Oh~
When you are in love
It’s like sleepwalking
A good friend is no match for a boyfriend
hey~ Tadaqiu****
************
Sad time
A change
Be your biggest trash can
Hey~ your heart
Do you understand?
We are good Friends
When you are in love
It’s like sleepwalking
A good friend is no match for a boyfriend
hey~ Ta Da Qiu**** *
**********
When you are sad
Change in one breath
Be the best you can be Trash can
Hey~ In your heart
Do you understand?
Who called you my good friend
6. Souvenirs< /p>
Copying notes for you, knitting scarves for you, you praise me for my carefulness
>
Next to the wall, if you want less ice in your milk tea, I will help you pay attention
Exclusive wings and good night messages are your thoughtfulness
I always thought that eternal love is You
How come you have been quiet to me recently but attentive to her
No more cards, beautiful messages, indifferent and thorough
Some people say that when you grow up, you will fall in love. Change of heart only leaves memories
I won’t believe it until that day when you are absent
It turns out there is a gap in your heart
She can easily occupy it
I am not up to par with our abilities
Pretending not to care
It turns out that there is a gap in my heart and still retains the memory of you
The tears are mine, love Souvenirs
Why have you been quiet to me recently but attentive to her?
No more cards, beautiful messages, indifferent and thorough
Some people say that when you grow up, love becomes My heart will change and only memories will remain
I will not believe it until the day you are absent
It turns out there is a gap in your heart
She can easily occupy it
I am not up to par with our abilities
Pretending not to care
It turns out that there is a gap in my heart and still retains the memory of you
The tears are mine, Souvenir of love
It turns out there is a gap in your heart
She can easily occupy it
I am not up to par with our abilities
Pretend not to care
It turns out that there is a gap in my heart and I still have your memory
Tears are me, the souvenir of love
7.
intro: A long time ago, there were eight silly girls who all wanted to fall in love
On a thunderstorm night, she learned the spell to make wishes come true hehehehehe~~~
Magic Hakuna Matata, I am looking forward to sweet love
La La La La La Prince Hakuna Matata, come here, my love
Who said girls only know how to love? Dress yourself up with crystal nails and big earrings
If you add some cuteness and a little blackness, you can be very powerful when playing with Wii
Magic Hakuna Matata, I am looking forward to sweetness Love
La La La La La Prince Hakuna Matata Come quickly my love
HA HAHA HAHA HA HAHA HAHA
HA HAHA HAHA HA HAHA HAHA
Who said that cuties can only be funny and dress cutely and waddle
My prince opened his eyes and looked at the most powerful otaku nature high
Magical Hakuna Matata, I am looking forward to sweet love
La La La La La Prince Hakuna Matata, come here, my love
HA HAHA HAHA HA HAHA HAHA
HA HAHA HAHA HA HAHA HAHA
I closed my eyes and made a wish
Prince, please show up soon
I believe there will be a day
Triumph in a pumpkin car
Magic Hakuna Matata I am looking forward to sweet love
La La La La La Prince Hakuna Matata, come quickly, my love
8. Goodbye, idiot
Knocked down Huaxin and Fickle with the left hook
Knocked him away with the right hook All the lies
Keep happiness by your side
Be kind to yourself
My love is absolutely perfect
Look at your eyes I will understand
I know how to distinguish between perfunctory and sincerity
This time I will not default again
I will compensate you for everything
Give Everything about you
Goodbye, idiot
Tell me what’s in your phone
Why are there so many beautiful girls?
I can tell you all the excuses Many times
Thought I didn’t understand
You’re right, I’ve endured it for a long time
There’s no way I’m not the kind you want
I will try my best to escape from now on
花心大radish
OH BABY
Please leave me
I don’t feel sorry or sad at all
Focus on my planet
The left hook knocks down Huaxin and Changchun
The right hook knocks back all his lies
Keep happiness by your side
Be kind to yourself
My love is absolutely perfect
I will understand just by looking at your eyes
p>
I know how to distinguish between perfunctory and sincerity
I will not default again this time
I will compensate you for everything
Give you everything
Goodbye, idiot
You are right, I have endured it for a long time
No way, I am not the kind you want
I will try my best to escape from now on
p>花心大radish
OH BABY
Please leave me
I don’t feel sorry or sad at all
Follow My Planet
Left hook knocks down the philandering and fickle
Right hook knocks back all his lies
Keep happiness by your side
Be kind to yourself
My love is absolutely perfect
I will understand by looking at your eyes
I know how to distinguish between perfunctory and sincerity
I won’t default again this time
I will compensate you for everything
Give you everything
Goodbye, idiot
Left hook Defeat the philandering and fickle
Knock out all his lies with the right hook
Keep happiness by your side
Be kind to yourself
My love is absolutely perfect
I will understand by looking at your eyes
I know how to distinguish between perfunctory and sincerity
This time I will not default again
I will give you everything
I will give you everything
Goodbye, idiot
9. Who said
sent me home? On the way
You were silent
I tried to tell cold jokes
I think I understand
Your indifference will Answer
We are all trying to be strong
Don’t say that I will meet a better boy
Don’t say that we are still too old-school friends
< p>Separate when it’s time to separateWho says I haven’t grown up
Who says I’m not strong enough even if I get hurt
I won’t be afraid
One day happiness will visit again
Who said I can’t let go
Who said I can’t forgive
Although I still miss him sometimes
The right person is in the other direction
On the way home
You were silent
I tried to tell cold jokes< /p>
I think I understand
Your indifference will answer
We are all trying to be strong
Don’t say I will meet again To a better boy
Don’t say that being friends is too old-fashioned
Separate when it’s time to separate
Who said I haven’t grown up
Who Say I'm not strong enough even if I get hurt
I won't be afraid
One day happiness will come again
Who said I can't let go
Who says I can’t forgive
Although I still miss him sometimes
The right person is in another direction
Who says I haven’t grown up
Who says I’m not strong enough, even if I get hurt
I won’t be afraid
There is a person who has many dreams
Who says I can’t let go
p>
Who says you can’t forgive
Although I still miss him sometimes
Only when we leave can we fly separately
10 Love Elastic Band
You use a hundred kinds of pride to refine the ambiguous smile with just the right taste
The secret of baking love is that if the fire is too strong, it will burn and simmer slowly
Your heartbeat index is soaring My body temperature is about to break the surface and I occasionally have a fever
A clockwork that is wound too tightly will cause me to fall down and wind together slowly
You swear you only love me, do you love me? Question marks don’t need to be thought about
The possessiveness is so good that it makes you a personal bodyguard and the dog is on the rocks
I am obsessed with my sweet mouth, exclusive limited edition, and the taste is wonderful
Lying in your warm embrace
Tailor-made just for me, no one can buy it
Love that is too tight needs to be added with some blank space
Customized perfect love elastic band (it’s too weird to stare at you urgently)
p>Don’t bore me to death
Keep the romance of sweet pick-ups and drop-offs (don’t use it as a tug-of-war)
Be considerate and caring
Find out love The rhythm of breathing (gives me a fresh sense of security)
I will begin to worship you
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