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A joke that makes people feel good

A joke that makes people feel good

Joyful jokes, I believe everyone has seen many jokes online, and now jokes are particularly popular in real life. Most of the funny jokes we have seen can make people feel good and add a lot of fun. Let's share some jokes that make people feel good.

Let a person feel good joke 1 1, I have been standing behind you waiting for you to turn back, even if I am a substitute for your love.

I am tired of being a fairy and want to be your wife.

3, a good mood, a simple mood.

4. Good people take off their masks, and you don't even have a chance to kneel down.

The best friend is always the wallet. If we lose weight, we will feel extremely distressed.

Since I can't satisfy everyone, I'll be myself.

7. Hard life needs no explanation.

8, failure is success * * *, then I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

Cherish that jealous girl, because she used to love meat.

10, the beautiful collarbone is the same, and the interesting belly jumps.

1 1, I often cry silly myself, but I can't beat myself.

12, in fact, your face and temper are not bad, just a little careless.

13. Why are there always stars at night and why are your eyes always shining?

14, since you can't give her marriage, don't give her a chance to daydream.

15, life is only a few decades, even if it is not vigorous, it cannot be a coward.

16. Hating someone is the same as liking someone, without any reason.

17, don't pose in front of me, I'm afraid I can't help dropping my camera.

18, color and black and white, I only have black and white.

19, losing weight is not that easy, every piece of meat has its temper.

I know very well that I want to bully others and support myself.

2 1, lazy and slow at work, in fact, just want to make money.

22, life troubles 12 words: can't let go, can't get over it, can't see through it, can't forget it.

Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

You can stop looking at me, but you can't belittle me.

25. I am very principled. My principle is to follow your mood!

26. Do you still want your mother? I'll give you my mother.

27, forever young, forever act young, forever unappreciative, forever in tears.

28. I don't need to be unfaithful all my life. Whoever lets me down will let me despair.

29. An impulsive person like me should give a good beating and be careful and calm.

30. Look at yourself before judging others.

3 1. Why be enthusiastic? We are not friends.

32. If you like my button 1, if you don't like me, close your eyes.

33. Learning to bully during the exam is like Wifi, and people in Fiona Fang 10 meters are asking for passwords.

34. I am a lovely little girl, and you are lovely.

You must be kind to me, or I will castrate you.

36. I am the treasure assigned to you by the state. Please check it.

37. God closes a door for you, and then goes to wash and sleep.

Don't lose weight, you are ugly not only because you are fat.

39. Love is a lifelong dedication. My character is not rusty, so I can't make do with it.

40. Whoever is sincere to the outside world, I will cherish it with my life. This sentence will never expire.

Jokes that make people feel good 2 1. Be nice to yourself occasionally, steal a little lazy, smoke a little crazy and spend a little money. Not unnatural.

The affection between people is like knitting a sweater. When it was built, it was needle by needle, careful and long. When disassembling, unloading is always faster than loading, and throwing is always faster than loading.

I haven't had time to show off you to others. You are not mine anymore.

4, lovelorn is a deep well, every time you probe down, you can see the sad memory that has penetrated into the wellhead, trying to pull you down and fall into the abyss of sadness.

The more you try to catch it, the more you can't catch it. Perhaps the first thing life teaches us is to relax and be happy.

You know, yesterday's sun won't dry today's clothes. There are endless scenery in the world, and people should have the mood to move forward. So please look ahead, the sun will rise tomorrow, and maybe there will be more surprises waiting for you on the way forward.

7, don't be confused, don't fall in love. Not afraid of the future, not thinking about the past. Okay, then.

8. Those who should leave will leave sooner or later. Instead of trying to tighten the thread in your hand, let go when the wind comes. We can't always shed too many tears for unworthy people.

9. When you persuade others, no matter how good it is, if you don't care about others' self-esteem.

10. If you choose, you must bear it bravely. Whether it is happiness or pain, this is the only way to grow up.

1 1, keep the distance between people well, too close will hurt people, too far will hurt people.

12, everything in life, but a clear conscience, regardless of gains and losses, honor and disgrace, will naturally end up at leisure; For example, life is like water, a sea of clouds, drifting and drifting. People live all their lives, and their mentality is more important than anything else.

13, cry, tears are your own, and no one will bear them for you; You hurt yourself, and no one can feel it; Your only choice is to bite your teeth and go on; Because this is your own life!

14, praise us, praise us, these are not famous teachers. Those who will tell us and guide us are good knowledge, and with them we will make progress.

15, life may not be as beautiful as imagined, but if we can calm down, relax our hearts and look at everything around us with a simple heart. Don't ask too much, I think life will give us much more than we thought.

16, having a car and a house is the foundation of stability, an opportunity for Tengda, and an opportunity to continue to accelerate.

17, it is inevitable that life will be frustrated occasionally, and it has always been easy to get carried away; It's no use complaining about failure and dissatisfaction with reality. Everything should be solved by forgiveness.

18, since I chose the distance, I only care about hardships.

19, things that took a long time to figure out are always overturned by occasional emotional loss of control.

20. Everyone says that lovers love to get drunk, no one drinks until they vomit, and lovers love to cry.

2 1, when your talent can't support your ambition, then you should settle down and study. When your economy can't support your dreams, then you have to work hard!

22. When you face things with troubles, you will feel that everything is karma and the world will become ugly and hateful.

23. Emotionally, we are not good actors. I can't hide my love, and you can't show enthusiasm.

24. No matter how well you do, there are still people pointing fingers; Even if you are in a mess, there are still people singing hymns. So you don't have to fall into the eyes of others. All you need to please is yourself.

25, I gradually understand that the most disgusting thing in the world is an angry face; The dirtiest thing in the world is to show your angry face to others This is worse than beating and cursing.

26, the heart is small, everything is big; If you have a broad heart, everything will be fine. Only by letting go of unnecessary troubles can we go further, and by letting go of all unhappiness can we walk steadily, lightly and easily.

27. As long as you use snacks, the rest are just accepted. Is it hard not to care about what others say? Mouth is someone else's, life is your own.

28. The yearning life makes people feel relaxed and happy, and the yearning days make people feel happy. Because of the yearning for flowers and plants, because of the yearning for the stars and the bright moon, I have more determination to persist with longing and more confidence to pursue with longing.

29. Learn to accept the good and the bad, and all the dullness and disappointment. As long as you are calm and healthy, what's the harm if you add some storms? Life is so tortuous.

30. It would be great if one day I won't think of you when I see something, and I won't secretly cry when I hear some songs.

Let a person feel good joke 3 1, how can you call life without a few wounds?

2, birds are not easy to get angry, and when they are angry, they are not birds.

No one chats online, and it's boring to sit. Alas!

See clearly what is good for you and remember who bit you.

We should defeat Jesus and become the next Judas.

6, death, can be clear; Born, but can practice his ambition.

7. As long as the money is in place, the head is dry.

8. Laugh for ten years, then laugh at wrinkles.

9. A good exam is called an exam, and a bad exam is called youth.

10, the ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

1 1. Don't panic if you cheat, just pretend if you catch it.

12, even a good relationship can't hold a playboy dog.

13, fortunately, I am human, so I don't need to shed tears.

14. Job loading failed. Please have another school holiday.

15, strangely enough, I don't blame myself.

16, it doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

17, I want not only likes, but also likes.

18, be each other's angels, I will be the sky.

The more people I know, the more I like animals.

20. I really haven't seen you since I said goodbye.

2 1, fart to let others smell!

22. Your dream is too big for you to stop.

Never say goodbye, we will meet again soon.

24. I tried to turn gracefully, but I bumped into a wall.

25, alive, just to leap in embarrassment.

26. If the daughter-in-law is gone, she can find it again. There is only one mother.

27. I will give you a bad face. You really think you can live every day.

28, not everything, just everything.

29, what are you, Lao tze not rare you?

30. My figure is actually very good, fat but not greasy.

3 1. Indulgent laughter is my only pride.

32. Is it great to have money? It's good to have money.

33, the sky is falling, you hold it first, I'll find the stick.

34. I am waiting for your concern until it is closed.

35. They all say that my sister is beautiful, but they are all made up.

36. My silence has become a gift in the eyes of others.

37, grass is not allowed to lie down, just plant cactus.

I don't like grade three, I only like grade four.

39. In the new year, I want to look at money and earn money from it!

40, we are just friends, no extra language.

4 1, how can you do whatever you want and ask for a clear conscience!

42. People are different from dogs because of all kinds of red flowers.

43. Don't smile at your sister, she will fall off when she smiles.