Who has an English speech for grade five pupils? It is best to tell jokes, fables and fairy tales within 3 minutes.

An old woman has a cat. This cat is very old; She can't run fast and can't bite, because she is too old. One day, the old cat saw a mouse; She jumped up and caught the mouse. But she can't bite it; So the mouse ran out of her mouth because the cat couldn't bite it.

Then the old woman became very angry because the cat didn't kill the mouse. She started hitting the cat. The cat said, "don't hit your old servant." I have worked for you for many years, and I will continue to work for you, but I am too old. Don't be unkind to the elderly, but remember the good things that the elderly did when they were young. "

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Old cat

An old woman has a cat. This cat is very old. It can't run fast and can't bite because it is too old. One day, the old cat found a mouse. It jumped up to catch the mouse. However, it can't bite the mouse. So the mouse slipped out of its mouth, because the old cat couldn't bite it.

So the old woman was very angry because the old cat didn't kill the mouse. She started hitting the cat. The cat said, "don't hit your old servant." I have served you for many years, and I am willing to help you. However, I am too old. Don't be so cruel to old people. Remember what old people do when they are young. "

A man went to a rich man's house. When he was walking along the road, he saw a box of good apples by the road. He said, "I don't want to eat those apples;" Because the rich will give me a lot of food; He will give me very good food to eat. " Then he picked up the apples and threw them into the dust.

He walked on until he came to a river. The river has become very big; So he can't walk there. He waited for a while; Then he said, "I can't go to the rich family today because I can't cross the river."

He began to go home. He didn't eat that day He began to want food. He came to the apple and happily took it out of the dust and ate it.

Don't throw away good things; You may be happy to have them at other times.

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A man is walking towards a rich man's house. When he was walking on the road, he found a box of good apples on the roadside. He said, "I'm not going to eat those apples, because the rich will give me more food and he will give me something delicious." Then he picked up the apples and threw them into the soil.

He walked on until he came to the river. The river overflowed, so he couldn't reach the other side. He waited for a while and then said, "I can't go to the rich family today because I can't cross the river."

He began to go home. He didn't eat that day. He began to look for food. He found the apples, happily turned them out of the dust and ate them.

Don't throw away good things, you will find them useful next time.

City mouse and country mouse

Once upon a time there were two mice. They are friends. A mouse lives in the country; Another mouse lives in the city. Many years later, the country mouse saw the city mouse; He said, "Be sure to visit me at my house in the country." So the city mouse went. The city mouse said, "This food is not good, and neither is your house. Why do you live in a hole in the field? You should come and live in this city. You will live in a beautiful stone house. You will have delicious food. You must come and see me at my home in the city. "

The country mouse went to the city mouse's house. This is a very nice house. Delicious food is ready for them. But just as they began to eat, they heard a loud noise. The city mouse cried, "Run! Run! Here comes the cat! " They ran away quickly and hid.

After a while, they came out. When they came out, the country mouse said, "I don't like living in the city." I like living in my hole in the field. It is better to be happy because of poverty than to be afraid because of wealth. "

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Town mouse and country mouse

Once upon a time, there were two mice. They are good friends. One mouse lives in the country and the other in the city. Many years later, the country mouse met the city mouse and said, "You must come to my country home." So the city mouse went. The country mouse took him to his home in the field. It finds all the best food for city mice. The city mouse said, "this dish is not delicious, and your home is not good either." Why do you live in a hole in the field? " You should move to the city. You can live in a beautiful house made of stone and eat delicious food. You should visit my home in the city. "

The country mouse went to the city mouse's house. The house is beautiful and delicious food is prepared for them. But just as they were about to start eating, they heard a loud noise. The mouse in the city shouted, "Run! Run! Here comes the cat! " They ran away and hid as fast as possible.

After a while, they came out. When they came out, the country mouse said, "I don't like living in the city." I like living in my hole in the field. " Because being poor but happy is better than being rich but living a life of fear. "

Teacher: Why are you late every morning?

Tom: Every time I pass the corner near the school, I see a sign that says "School-Go Slow".

Teacher: Why are you late every morning?

Tom: Every time I pass the corner of the school, I see a sign that says "School-Go Slow".

A good boy.

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You are a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old woman? "

"She is a candy seller."

Good boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he replied. "You are such a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old lady? "

"She sells sweets."

drink

One day, a father and his little son came home. At this age, boys are interested in all kinds of things and always ask questions. Now, he asked, "Dad, what does the word' drunk' mean?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are two policemen standing there. If I think two policemen are four, then I am drunk. "

"But, Dad," said the boy, "there is only one policeman!"

Drunk

One day, the father came home with his youngest son. The child is at the age of being interested in everything and always has endless questions. He asked his father, "Dad, what does the word' drunk' mean?" "Well, son," the father replied, "Look, there are two policemen standing there. If I see that they are four, then I am drunk. " "But, Dad," said the child, "there is only one policeman there!"

A bird flies to the south for the winter. It was so cold that the birds almost froze. So, I flew to a large clearing, passed by a cow, and knocked a bird on a pile of cow dung. The frozen bird lay on the dunghill, feeling very warm and gradually recovered. It lay very warm and comfortable, and soon began to sing. A passing wild cat heard the sound, saw it, and followed the sound. The wild cat quickly found the bird lying on the dunghill and pulled it out.

How to survive: not everyone who brings shit to you is your enemy. Every one of you who is not from the dunghill is your friend, and when you lie on the dunghill, you'd better keep your mouth shut.

A bird in the dunghill

A bird flies to the south for the winter. It was so cold that the birds almost froze. So, I flew to a large clearing, and a cow passed by and pulled a pile of cow dung on the bird. The frozen bird lay in the dunghill, feeling warm and waking up gradually. It lay in a warm and comfortable place and soon began to sing. A passing wild cat heard the noise and went over to see what was going on. Following the sound, the wild cat quickly found the bird lying in the dunghill and dragged it out to eat it.

Survival: Not everyone who shits you is your enemy. Not everyone who pulls you out of the dunghill is your friend. When you are lying in the dunghill, you'd better keep your mouth shut.

One day, a blind man was sitting on the steps of a building. There was a sign at his feet, which said, "I am blind, please help me."

A creative publicist walked past the blind man and stopped to notice that there were only a few coins in the man's hat. He put some of his own coins in his hat, didn't stop to ask for permission, picked up the sign, turned it over and wrote a new message. Then he put the sign at the blind man's feet and left.

Later that afternoon, the creative publicist came back from the blind man and found that his hat was almost full of money and coins. The blind man recognized his footsteps and asked if he had changed his brand. He also wants to know what the man wrote on it.

One day, a blind man was sitting on the steps of a building. The sign under his foot reads: "I am blind, please help me."

A creative advertiser stopped when he passed a blind man and saw that there were only some coins in his hat. He also put some coins in his hat. Without permission, he picked up the sign, turned it over and wrote a new slogan on it. Then he put the sign back at the blind man's feet and left.

Later that afternoon, the advertiser came back here and found that his hat was almost full of money and coins. The blind man recognized his footsteps and asked him if he was the one who changed the brand. He also wants to know what the man wrote on it.

The advertiser replied, "I just changed your advertising language so that people can understand it." He expressed his blessing to the blind man, said goodbye and went on his own way.

The blind man didn't know that his new slogan was like this:

Spring has arrived, but I can't see it.