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Zhu of Qin Shihuang told Roland a story about losing weight. I don't know which chapter.
Roland is eating with a bag in his hand, and his eyes are vacant. Less than ten days after the last meeting, Roland gained a whole circle. Qiao face has become a little round.
Ye saw her, and she naturally saw Ye. "It's you." Voice instantly cold, it seems that she was practicing ice magic.
"Oh, hello, Roland." Ye Athena Chu looked at her warily. After all, their relationship is not friendly.
"It seems that you are very proud. I heard that you even won Nesta in the heavy cavalry department. " Roland said, and has come to the front Ye Athena Chu. When she saw Ye, her anger rose to the extreme. Growing up, she not only lived a luxurious life, but also entered the realm of death at the age of sixteen with her extraordinary magical talent and her green dragon. All along, she thinks she is the strongest among the younger generation, even better than her brothers. However, it was the battle with Ye that completely shattered her confidence. For her, this is no longer a simple failure. She issued the challenge, but she also lost in the end. The feeling of humiliation alone made her unbearable. These days, she hasn't been able to get out of her pain. She wanted revenge from Ye, but it was a fair game after all. The only reason and pride left in her heart made her not rely on the power of the family. Maybe it is to turn grief into appetite. Only when eating can she get better temporarily. Although I know that I have begun to gain weight, I just can't control my mouth. Seeing Ye at this time, the anger and hatred in her heart almost made her unable to control herself.
"Roland, you seem to have gained weight." Ye Athena Chu don't know what to say to her, just want to go back to the dormitory at once, but Roland is just in the way, subconsciously said this sentence.
"Are you watching my jokes? You caused all this. If I eat a big fat man in the future, I will rely on you and haunt you all my life. " Roland's eyes are red and she doesn't say anything.
"Uh ..." Ye didn't know what to say. Suddenly, he remembered a story his mother told him before he left the blue sky. "Roland, it's not good for girls to be too fat."
"Don't worry about it." In fact, Roland doesn't know what Ye Athena Chu should do. She knows she can't beat Ye, but she can meet him here and doesn't want him to go.
"Let me tell you a story." As Ye spoke, she quietly moved aside. "Once upon a time, there were two pigs, a male and a female. Boars always watch over sows at night because he is afraid that their owners will pull them out and kill them when they are asleep. As the days go by, sows are getting fatter and boars are getting thinner. "
"You call me a sow?" Roland flew into a rage.
"No, no, you hear me out." Ye went on to say, "one day, the boar suddenly heard that its owner was discussing with the butcher to kill and sell the growing sow." The boar was extremely sad, so from that day on, the boar's temperament changed greatly. Whenever the boar sent by his master grabs it and eats it completely, he lies down to sleep every day after eating it and tells the sow that it is her turn to keep watch now. If he finds out that she is not on sentry duty, he will never pay attention to her again. "
Hearing this, Roland's face softened a little and subconsciously said, "What happened later?" Due to the violent fluctuation of mood, she was lost in thought and did not find that Ye had moved a step aside.
"As the days passed, the sow felt that the boar didn't care about her more and more. The sow was disappointed, but the boar still had a good time, as if nothing had happened. Soon, a month passed, and the owner came to the pigsty with the butcher. He found that a month ago, the fat sow had little meat left, but the boar was shining. At this time, the boar ran desperately to attract the owner's attention and show that he was a healthy pig. Finally, the butcher took the wild boar away …
At the moment of pulling out the pigsty, the boar smiled and said to the sow,' Don't eat so much in the future'. The sow was heartbroken and rushed out in despair, but the door of the fence had been closed by the owner. ...
The sow put the fence aside and looked at the wild boar with tears in her eyes. That night, the sow looked at her master's house and ate pork happily. The sow lay sadly in the place where the boar used to sleep, and suddenly found a line on the wall:' If love can't be expressed in words, I am willing to prove it with my life!' The sow was heartbroken when she saw this line, and human beings were moved by this sad story. Later, in order to commemorate this love, girls began to lose weight ... "
Roland is still standing there, but she is already dull. Gradually, her dull eyes turned red, and two lines of tears slipped quietly. "What a poor boar! Lose weight, lose weight ... "The food in her hand slipped slowly, and she suddenly found that her appetite seemed to disappear.
"Hey, leaves? Ye, you ... "Suddenly turned around, she found Ye's figure just disappeared at the end of the road. Look at his appearance, it seems that there is still some panic.
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