Are there any particularly funny and long jokes?

In the morning, I get up and go to the market to buy things. I saw a "organic eggs" sign hanging at the door of a merchant and thought, Hey, what new product is this? Never heard of it! After a closer look, I understand, alas, I can't even write the chicken character of an egg.

During the summer vacation, I worked in a supermarket. On my first day at work, I was responsible for cleaning the floor. I found a female customer staring at me. I asked, "Aunt, what can I do for you?" She smiled and said, "Nothing, you mop the floor. I just like to see men holding mops. " . . . "

3. When the family holds a happy event, all the guests come to send red envelopes. I took the red envelope and held the guest's hand tightly: "oh, if the red envelope comes, that's fine." Who else will come? "

My grandfather always taught me: "When one door can't be opened, there is always another door that can be opened." It's so philosophical, but usually grandma will say, "Old man, isn't it a shame that your broken car hasn't been repaired yet?" ! "