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A 31-year-old married woman put a workshop spring into her body for contraception. How terrible is ignorance?
In our present life, we need to know all aspects of common sense to ensure that we don't make mistakes or even break the law. Now ignorance is actually a terrible thing.
For example, in 17 years, someone caught a kilo of leatherback turtles weighing 416 kilos at Xuwen seaside in Zhanjiang, but their first thought at that time was not to release them, but to sell them at a price of 7 yuan a kilo, and there were still many people who bought them on the spot. But in fact, they don't know that this turtle belongs to a rare animal. In our country, it belongs to the national second-class protected animal. Their practice violates the animal protection law. Unbelievable, they only thought about how much such a big turtle could sell, but no one thought about whether it was illegal fishing or illegal hunting.
For example, a law teacher told us before that a girl who just graduated from college was working in finance. When she was at work, someone suggested that she add a person to the salary column and pay him a salary, and then they shared the money equally, so the girl was lured by him and pocketed about 35, yuan in two years. Finally, the boss found out because the amount was too large. It is unbelievable that what the girl said at that time was that she thought she would just pay back the money after being discovered, but she didn't expect to go to jail.
Some time ago, there was a news in Russia that a 74-year-old grandmother actually had more than 1 nails and screws in her body, and the total weight added up to as much as one kilogram. Afterwards, the doctor asked the grandmother what was going on. The grandmother said that she ate it by herself, because she thought that she was deficient in iron, so she ate a lot of screws and nails just to supplement iron.
Ignorance is sometimes more than just a joke, and it may even endanger the life and property of yourself or others.
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