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About the monk telling a joke that he would pull a few hands upside down.

Sleeping late at home ... there is a mosquito flying around in the middle of the night, which is annoying. In a daze, I slapped myself, but I didn't expect it to shout in my wife's face.

Beating her up and sitting up, I realized my mistake and pretended to sleep decisively, pretending to be talking: Don't kill me!

When I got up in the morning, my wife made fun of me and talked in my sleep. My heart said that I had escaped again!