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Memory 10 drinking prologue

There are the following wonderful opening remarks:

1. Make friends with wine and sing poems to people.

2.? A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When shall I raise my glass? If I don't drink now, I'll be sad later.

3.? Follow your heart. I will drink this time. -I can't help it. Drink it.

4.? When I came, my wife told me to drink less and eat more.

Wine can make a man brave, and he refuses to obey his wife.

6. If you don't drink enough, you are afraid of losing your mind and don't drink it.

7.? A small amount is not a gentleman, but a nontoxic husband.

8. Market economy competition, hurry to have a glass of wine.

9.? Make it at sunrise, and I wish you more prosperous business. -Buy a drink to a businessman.

10. Make new friends and don't forget old ones. -Let's drink to old and new friends.

1 1. Say goodbye to the colorful clouds in Bai Di. -Be a good drinker and have a drink.

12.? Show your skill in times of crisis, and your sister (brother) will drink for me.

13. Big rivers have wide waves. Let's do it with this cup. -Have a drink yourself.

14.? The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who's afraid of drinking today?

15. Qian Shan always loves thousands of waters. How about one less drink?

16. To make guests drink well, drink well first!

17. Commodity economy is in great circulation, opening up and invigorating two cups.