A classic joke that laughs at people.

Classic joke that laughs at people: This summer, you are dark, mature and have thought a lot. Are you staying at home or wandering around? Maybe you will meet someone or lose someone? Just, it didn't get thinner.

A: I'm so sad that my girlfriend ran away. What should I do? What should we do?

You fucking deserve it. Who told you to inject hydrogen?

2. At night, men drive women home. After getting off the bus, the woman said: Don't send it in the future. Don't think that I just want to take advantage of me. ?

The man was furious:? Who do you think I am? Am I that kind of person? When did I think you were innocent? ?

3. A buddy asked a tough girl who had been single for 25 years:? How long have you been in love?

My sisters slapped me: Nobody told you not to ask a woman's age! ?

4. Chat with some girlfriends. Girlfriend A: This skirt is very nice. How much is it?

Me: Custom-made, two in 500 yuan.

Girlfriend A: Not expensive, 250 yuan a piece.

Girlfriend A: It's obviously 250 each.

Me. . .

Chapter 2: Classic jokes that laugh at people 1. On the bus, it was crowded, and the man next to it was on the phone and said, Last night in a hotel, the boss asked me if I should call a lady. I said no, there is one at home. . . ?

On the other end of the phone:? Then why don't you tell me where the family is?

He is stupid. . . I almost burst out laughing. . .

2, home decoration, the master asked me what lights to install in the bedroom, I said in the spirit of thrift, the more electricity, the better. He installed a control light for me. . .

I drank too much at dinner with my friends last night. I was going to call Didi to take a taxi, but it was mistakenly called Didi on behalf of the driver. . .

Then I met the driver and said the same thing: where's your car?

When drinking last night, my colleague Xiao Li said that she liked the beautiful girl Xiao Chen. Everyone persuaded him to confess. Today, Xiao Chen is outspoken in his work. I don't know which idiot ran downstairs in the dormitory in the middle of the night last night, shouting his name and loving me, and then ran away. I don't even know who it is. . . ?

Chapter III: Classic jokes that laugh at people 1. I went out to receive goods with the manager in the morning, and it rained heavily. The manager opened the window and the rain came in. . .

Me: Don't open the window. It is raining.

Manager: Should I open the window if you don't fart?

Me. . .

2. After breakfast, I saw the proprietress washing the dishes herself and asked; Didn't you find the dishwasher yesterday? Why not use someone else!

The proprietress said with a smile; It's too hygienic for us to eat! On the first day, I washed all the disposable cups in the shop. . .

Due to negligence, the company suffered losses. When the supervisor found out, he scolded me and deducted my bonus this month. .

At this time, the company boss just came to the company. After asking the reason, the boss said to the supervisor, when everyone makes mistakes, it won't help if you criticize and punish again. How do you manage the company?

Supervisor: What do you mean, boss?

Boss: Don't you get it? In this case, there are other ways besides direct dismissal.

4. Order takeout. The boss said: wonton is 10 yuan and 15 yuan. Which one do you want?

I said, what's the difference?

He said: Wonton is all the same, but the service is different. Ten dollars for my bad old man and fifteen dollars for a special beauty waiter.

Me. . .

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