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A group of meows archive Lamian Noodles's life story.
When Lamian Noodles was young, the happiest time was when Lamian Noodles's mother took him to eat hamburgers every Saturday. Looking at Lamy's face smiling while eating hamburgers, Lamy's mother is also very happy.
Lamian Noodles, a Gemini boy, is in the third year of mathematics department. If you eat a lot of food, you will not get fat. Everything is easy to discuss at ordinary times, and you are calm when something happens. Only what you eat can make him explode. I like hamburgers and Lamian Noodles best. I eat by myself and sleep by myself. I am very lucky, and I often win prizes.
I like listening to country music. My favorite animal is koi fish. Your favorite sport is throwing darts, but you are not good at telling jokes. I am most afraid of hunger. My favorite fruit is mango, and my favorite Chinese food is stewed lion's head. His symbolic action is sitting on the sofa playing games and standing with one eye closed. I yearn for a free life like a cowboy and a ranger.
I am very lucky, even to the point where I rely on luck to eat, drink and wear everything, but I tend to rely too much on my own luck, which is sour. As long as there is a lucky draw that day, he won't starve to death, so he has no desire and there are not many scenes in Mi Miao. However, Lamian Noodles also had strong luck to fail.
The personal experience of a group of meow stalls in Lamian Noodles;
At that time, Lamian Noodles didn't get chocolate cake, but God told him that cats would be poisoned if they ate chocolate, so Lamian Noodles also vomited, "Is this cartoon so rigorous?" Lamian Noodles couldn't help but get what he wanted most. When you do physical activities, you will tie your hair in braids.
However, strong luck will also bring some troubles to Lamian Noodles. For example, people don't like playing games with Lamian Noodles. Lamian Noodles has been blacklisted by the owners of various darts stalls in the ring, and Lamian Noodles, who plays mobile games, is almost invincible, so he is often questioned.
Lamian Noodles is not a fool, but he also has a dark side. Through several parallel articles, Lamian Noodles's strength is extraordinary, but in some strange places, he appears simple and lacks knowledge.
Often "bribed" by melon seeds, I hope Lamian Noodles can help melon seeds buy a lottery ticket.
Often use steamed bread to eat faster and more than anyone else, and eat some novel things, which is regarded as "eating friends" with steamed bread. Spicy noodles are very spicy.
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