Pure hell joke

Man: "May I ask you the way?"

Woman: "Where?"

Man: "to your heart"

second

Man: "Your legs must be very tired!" " "

Woman: "Why?"

Man: "Because you've been running around in my head all day."

third place

M: (looking at the label of her shirt)

Woman: "What are you doing?"

Man: "I wonder if you are made in heaven."

fourth

Man: "I had a bad day." Seeing a beautiful girl smile will make me feel better. Can you smile for me? "

Fifth place

Man: "Sorry, I'm an artist. Staring at beautiful women is my job. "

Sixth

Man: Miss, can you lend me five yuan?

W: What are you going to do?

M: I'm going to call my mother and tell her that I saw a peerless beauty today.

Seventh place

Man: It's raining heavily today.

Woman: Yes.

Man: That's because God is pouring water for you.

No.8

Man: Trust me ... I will make you the second happiest person in the world.

Woman: Why not be the first one ... (pretending to be cute)

Man: With you … I am the happiest person! (shallow smile)

A few days ago, a strongman gave me the following reply: dizzy! ! ! ! !

No. 1

Man: "May I ask you the way?"

Woman: "Where?"

Man: "to your heart"

Woman: "Sorry, this road is closed."

second

Man: "Your legs must be very tired!" " "

Woman: "Why?"

Man: "Because you've been running around in my head all day."

Woman: "I think it's ok."

Man: "Why?"

Woman: "Because your brain is too small".

third place

M: (looking at the label of her shirt)

Woman: "What are you doing?"

Man: "I wonder if you are made in heaven."

Woman: "Are you from hell?"

fourth

Man: "I had a bad day." Seeing a beautiful girl smile will make me feel better. Can you smile for me? "

Woman: "Do you want me to have a bad day?"

Fifth place

Man: "Sorry, I'm an artist. Staring at beautiful women is my job. "

Woman: "I'm sorry, I'm a breeder, and being watched by others makes me uncomfortable."

Sixth

Man: Miss, can you lend me five yuan?

W: What are you going to do?

M: I'm going to call my mother and tell her that I saw a peerless beauty today.

W: Sorry, I can't lend it to you.

M: Why?

W: Because I'm going to call the hospital and say that I was scared by a frog.

Seventh place

Man: It's raining heavily today.

Woman: Yes.

Man: That's because God is pouring water for you.

W: So that gust of wind just now was a P from God?

No.8

Man: Trust me ... I will make you the second happiest person in the world.

Woman: Why not be the first one ... (pretending to be cute)

Man: With you … I am the happiest person! (shallow smile)

W: I think I will soon be the happiest person in the world (daydream)

M: Why (want to know)

Woman: Because I'm about to get rid of your entanglement (striding away)