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Lovers Tsukibuji+Endure Trace+Lucky by:kaylotus

vol.1- New Neighbor -

"Tezuka, it's time to go. "After the last class in the afternoon, Bubu quickly packed his things and ran to Class 3-1 to find Tezuka.

Hearing Bubu's voice, Tezuka put down his pen, tidied up the table, picked up his schoolbag and walked beside Bubu.

"You are slow enough. It's past five minutes. "No.2 is very anxious, and he tugged at the burial and walked quickly forward.

"What's the hurry? The house won't run away. "Tezuka is still moving slowly.

"I will settle down there in the future, and I want to see it soon. "Don't pull don't start work, so we have to slow down.

That's right. In the future, Tezuka and Fujibu can live together. Since Tezuka and Fujibu began to associate, the time they stuck together has increased day by day; After the relationship is recognized by parents, it is inseparable. It was inconvenient to live in different houses, so they decided to rent a house outside. Tezuka is very steady and careful, so both parents have nothing to worry about. A few days ago, Tezuka and Fujibu chose a house with balconies on the second floor. The yard is not big, but it is neat and clean, with reasonable structure, sufficient light and fairly cheap rent. After moving for two days, I can move in today. I can't help laughing at the thought of living with Tezuka. Go to hell with the days when I lived under the light bulb.

At last, I arrived at my new house. I took the key handed to me by Tsukizuka and opened the door. A fresh fragrance of vegetation rushed into my heart. A row of cacti with different shapes stood under the window in a regular way. The warm sunshine spilled on the floor through the glass of the French window. The antique furniture was in the best position respectively, which fully showed the elegant taste of the owner. The decorations of trinkets just set off a very warm atmosphere, which made people feel that living here would be very happy.

"I'm going to see the bedroom. "Don't say that finish ran upstairs, tezuka unhurriedly followed him.

The bedroom is decorated with light blue floral wallpaper and sapphire curtains, which makes the whole room feel quiet and peaceful. The double bed in front of the window is neatly covered with an indigo blanket, under which the whiteness of pillows and sheets is faintly revealed.

"Ah, a big bed, Guoguang is lewd ~ ~" Xiong said, picking up a pillow and dawdling on it.

It is obvious that you asked for a bed yourself ... Tezuka is clear about his quick-talking personality and didn't refute it.

"Guoguang ~ ~" has climbed into bed, holding a pillow and looking up at the hand mound.

Tezuka knew that the bear was coquetry again, so he sat on the edge of the bed and grabbed Bubu's shoulder. The goal is to lean on his chest with great satisfaction, close his eyes and enjoy the joy brought by his new home and lover.

"when is dinner? "I can't wait to taste the craftsmanship of Tezuka. In the past, it was only Tezuka who made lunch for him, but today it is a real lover's dinner, which means that they have officially started living together (please take this word as a compliment).

"You should say hello to your neighbors first. "Tezuka really thoughtful.

"Good, I'm also interested in our neighbors.

The house on the left was obviously empty, so Tezuka and Fujibu came to the front of the luxurious big house on the right. No.2 glanced at the house number, which impressively read-Endurance and Trace House.

Khan, it can't be such a coincidence ... "Are these the two of Bing Di? "Don't turn to ask hand burial.

"I did hear that they were dating," Tezuka was a little surprised. "Anyway, we will know when we meet. "Ring the doorbell.

no one answered.

"I don't seem to be at home. "Don't look at the courtyard and windows.

"just go back first. "Tezuka suddenly had a sense of foreboding, and it was not appropriate to stay.

At this moment, there came a patient voice: "Handburial, is it the best? What are you doing in front of our house?

Turning around, I saw Endurance and Tracey coming towards them, probably just coming home from school, still wearing the uniform of Bing Di.

"Hum, you want to investigate my young master's private life. "Trace is still as arrogant as usual.

Bubi didn't buy it. He sneered with a smile, "No, I just want to see what the owner of this low-grade house looks like.

I think you are envious of my beautiful castle. "The trace raises the line of sight and looks down.

Bubu continued to smile. "I really envy it. My home doesn't have such a big garbage transfer station. "

" ... are you here to provoke? "The queen of the trace department has written anger.

"No, you're not worth my trouble. "No two female king also opened his eyes.

Aware of the danger, the imperial guards and emperors quickly pulled away the two queens.

"Please explain, Tezuka. "Patience has found that only Tezuka can talk to him normally." You are not here to quarrel.

"Well, we moved there," Tezuka pointed to the house next to it. "It's adjacent to you, so we came to say hello. "

" Oh, a house with no taste. "Trace shrugged sneer at.

Seeing that Tezuka and Bubu's face fell together, he put his foot over his mouth at once to prevent him from saying anything more.

"please take care of me in the future. "Tezuka threw a conclusion in time.

"please take care of me, too. "Patiently let go of the trace department and smiled politely. The most annoying thing about Qingxue is Tezuka and Fujibu. He doesn't want to get burned.

"So, after greeting, let's go back. "Ignoring the trace department, I walked home by hand.

On the other side, the trace department also assumed an air of disdain. "Be patient and open the door for me.

A bad start leads to a future life. Who knows that today's friction is just the tip of the iceberg of the Queen's dispute?

vol.2- about pillows -

Buji has a habit of sleeping with things in his arms, so when he wakes up in the morning, the first thing he sees is that Buji's pillow is not under his neck, but in his arms.

"Zhou Zhu, it's time to get up. "Tezuka gave a push, and he was ready to get up and get out of bed to make breakfast.

the sound of "Guoguang …" came in a daze.

"what is it? "Tezuka, who was half dressed, stopped moving.

"Good morning kiss …" I won't get up until you kiss me.

... It doesn't matter to me if you don't get up ... Although it's a threat without stress, Tezuka obediently compromised. He dug out the bear from the quilt, leaned over and pecked at Bubuji's lips, and then rubbed Bubuji's hair. "Get up quickly, if you don't get up, there won't be breakfast for you. "

" oh, no. "or the threat of the emperor is more practical, not only immediately sat up, at the same time, Tezuka has thrown the clothes in the past. "Can't you gently ladder to me? "Don't pull down the clothes on his head and complain.

"I have gently woken you up. What's your complaint?". "Tezuka went to the kitchen and never looked back. He was responsible for three meals a day after his life, which was nothing for Tezuka, who was too fond of everything.

When Bubu sat down at the table in the dining room, Tezuka just brought breakfast to the table.

"Fried eggs, milk, pancakes …" I looked at the food with some surprise. "Western breakfast? Guoguang, aren't you used to eating harmony?

Harmony takes too much time, and you refuse to get up early.

You can get up by yourself ... It's not because I'm in bed that you can't bear to get up. "Don't fork fried eggs teasing said.

"I'm afraid to wake you. "A faint tone and a short reason, but completely reveal the care and consideration of the hand burial.

I'm afraid I'll be spoiled by Guoguang ... but I squinted and smiled. In others' eyes, his most common behavior in front of the tomb is coquetry, and it is estimated that no one will believe it when it comes out. Sometimes I feel that relying too much on Tezuka is not good for me, but every time I see Tezuka's eyes that only express tenderness to him, I can't help myself.

"Zhou Zhu, can't you sleep well at night? "Tezuka think of the appearance of two holding a pillow.

"Oh, no," Buji already understood. "That's my bad habit. I like sleeping with a pillow. Will it affect you? I'll pay attention next time.

"Don't … feel free …" Tezuka mused.

Although they had slept together before, at that time they both shared a single bed, and the bed was narrow, so they had to stay up all night not to fall. Now that the bed is big, the problem of sleeping by yourself in the past is exposed. I thought that Tezuka suspected that he had a poor sleep, so I was very depressed. Without saying a word, I took a fork and ate half of the fried eggs. Unfortunately, Tezuka, who was meditating, didn't notice his extremely abnormal action.

If this goes on, I don't want to be hated by Tezuka. After thinking for a moment, he looked up at Tezuka and suggested, "How about going to the supermarket this evening?" I want to do some shopping. "Conveniently put the piece of fried egg that was poked horribly into the mouth.

"yes, I see. "Nodded, breakfast time is over.

time flies, and before you know it, it's dusk. According to the agreement, Tezuka and Fujibu went straight to the big supermarket near their home as soon as the work was over. There's a purpose to be here. He looked at the position of the bedding shelf in the shopping guide, and then walked over there hand in hand.

I walked around in a dazzling array of quilts and pillows, and stopped at a shelf with pillows.

"Do you want a pillow? "Tezuka asked.

"hmm ... so I'll be honest when I sleep. "I am very happy, because if I solve the problem of sleeping, I don't have to worry about being rejected by Tezuka.

"no need. "Tezuka firmly opposed.

"why? "I thought that Tezuka would easily agree, but the result was unexpected. It won't be annoying, right? So, so, does Tezuka want to sleep in separate beds with him? Syusuke Fuji think more afraid, "no, I don't want to separate beds, I want to sleep with you! Thinking about it, I couldn't help shouting out loud, which attracted people around me to cast strange eyes.

Embarrassed ... Tezuka quickly grabbed Buer and left in a hurry.

out of the supermarket, the sun had already set and the road was dark. Tezuka walked hand in hand under the dim light of the street lamp. The former looked dignified, while the latter was silent, and the atmosphere was gloomy.

"Don't talk to me, don't touch me, stay away from me and don't let me see you! "This seems to be the voice of the trace.

"What's the matter with you, Jingwu? "This is obviously patience.

"It's nothing. I'm upset with you. Get out of here!

"Jing Wu!

followed by a burst of hurried footsteps, probably the trace left without patience.

Khan ... "Are they quarreling? "Not stupefied to himself.

"..." Tezuka immediately decided that patience was very hard.

"Na ... Guoguang ..." He bowed his head and dared not look at Tezuka. "Did what happened just now make you angry? "

" No, why do you ask?

"You haven't said anything, I thought …" Put your hand on the mound and put your head on its chest. Only in this way can you feel at ease.

I just realized that I had inadvertently left my lover behind. Tezuka immediately gave me a hug and gently explained in his low voice, "I'm not angry. Such a trivial matter is not worth being angry. I was thinking about you, about the pillow ... "

" Yes, why don't you agree to buy it? I don't want to sleep in separate beds. "

" Who said anything about sleeping in separate beds? Please be paranoid all the time. "Tezuka let go of Bubuji to pinch Bubuji's face.

"oh, it hurts, I'm not plasticine. "Being teased, Fujibu also reached out to pinch Tezuka's face.

Tezuka dodged in time to avoid a bullet. In order to prevent his revenge, he took his hand in hand and went home.

this man is very deceitful ... he is determined and asks, "You haven't told me why I'm not allowed to buy a pillow.

"... just hug me ... if you hold the pillow, it will be very inconvenient if I want to hug you.

leng, I didn't expect this reason. I almost thought I was dreaming ... and I slept with my lover. There is nothing better than this! I caught a glimpse of Tezuka's face and turned red. Maybe I felt a little embarrassed to say those words, so I kept hesitating. Bubuji was so proud that he slung over Tezuka's arm. "Thank you ~ ~ I will sleep with Guoguang every night.

Tezuka gently kissed the flaming eyebrows, and the air was full of sweetness … and resentment. Hey, why do you have resentment? How strange! Where did it come from? However, Tezuka and Fujibu were not aware of a lot of grievances against them, and they still went their way with enthusiasm.

I finally got home. After a series of activities such as eating, reading, drinking tea and washing, I was tired. ) I am excited (sweaty) to go to bed all day.

"You promised me, don't go back on your word. "Don't jump on the bed hello tezuka in the past.

"I know, I know. "Tezuka answer while lying down.

Bubuzhen rests on his right arm, snuggles up to his chest, and puts his arms around his waist ... It's really comfortable. After Bubu adjusted his posture, Tezuka rolled over, covered the quilt, and finally put his left hand on Bubu's body. Breathing the air mixed with each other's breath, it is sweet and warm, like drugs, and you can't quit if you are addicted. I understand once again that he needs Tezuka, and he has fallen into Tezuka Domain. He can't get rid of it, and he doesn't want to get rid of it. He would rather rely on Tezuka's love forever and never live in a place without Tezuka.

With Tezuka's body fragrance and ambiguous dreams, Bubu gradually fell asleep.

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Knock, knock! ! The sudden harsh knock on the door broke the silence of the night.

vol.3- Her Royal Highness's resentment -

After the practice competition, she smiled and handed the towel to Patience. Patience didn't care too much, said "thank you" and took the towel. When he raised his eyes, it happened to meet the cold sight of the trace not far away. He saw that Tracey had two towels in his hand and one leg stretched forward slightly, which seemed to be a step towards him. Patience found himself in trouble, immediately returned the towel to Japan and ran quickly towards the trace department.

Tracey rolled her eyes and averted her eyes. At the same time, she said in a voice loud enough for patience to hear, "Huadi, help me put this towel back in my bag.

When Naizu arrived, Huadi had just taken a towel, but the trace turned a blind eye to Naizu and wiped the sweat with the towel left in his hand. "Jingwu, I know I'm too careless," patiently trying to be sincere, "but you don't have to be angry about such a trivial matter, do you? "

" Who said this young master was angry? "Trace contemptuously glance at patience.

"... I'm sorry ~ ~" Endure to get close to the trace and lick his auricle. "Don't be angry, Jingwu baby.

my body trembled reflexively, and the trace tried to calmly push the patient's foot away. "Don't be so disgusting … I didn't say I was angry. Then, take it to wipe your sweat. "Said as he handed the towel to the patient.

The imperial guard escaped from danger smoothly, and was relieved. He held the towel with peace of mind and raised his other hand to help the trace department sort out the hair that was slightly messy due to exercise. Traces did not dodge, enjoying the touch brought by the insertion of patient fingers into the hair, and the eyes gradually tended to be soft.

Patience knows very well that the always-tyrannical trace department actually likes his little service, so the behavior like arranging hair or clothes has become one of the main ways for the imperial guards to appease the Queen.

The anger of the trace department has subsided, and the atmosphere is good now. Then, just add a kiss, and today will be another "safe" day. Patiently aim at the opportunity and prepare to kiss. Then came