Who knows Huang Hong &; Period-the classic lines to boost morale need

Huang: I said, did you come by bike? What are you doing here by bike?

Huang: Ride what? Riding a donkey.

Huang: You are not bragging. You're bragging about donkeys.

Huang: Oh, electric donkey.

Huang: I don't like motorcycles. I only care about bicycles.

Huang: I have nothing to do since I was laid off. I want to set up a stall to repair my car. Come on.

Huang: The street office searched for three days and no one signed it.

Huang: I'm all tired.

Huang: There happens to be a bike.

Huang: Hit it twice and just play for a while (haha).

Huang: Don't say, this car is really unlucky.

Huang: Whose?

Huang: Who rode the car?

Huang: Hello?

Huang: This is a Kunming car.

Huang: It's safer to deal with lesbians.

Huang: Lesbians are good-natured and soft-hearted.

Huang: There is not much danger of conflict.

Huang: At most, I will talk about you gently.

Huang: (female voice) Smelly and shameless.

Sentence: annoying

Sentence: (singing) I've been annoyed recently, annoyed, annoyed.

Sentence: I'm bored to death.

Sentence: I have worked in the office for more than three years, and now my position is going downhill. I was assigned to the sub-district office. I want to talk to the leader today.

Huang: Girl, even if it's opened today, it's 20 points at a time and 1 minute at a time.

Huang: One point, two points, three points, four points, five points, six points, seven points, eight points, nine points and ten points.

Sentence: What are you doing?

Huang: Oh, dear.

Sentence: What?

Huang: Cheer up.

This is my car. Why are you angry?

Huang: Oh, this is your car!

Huang: Wow, it's cool for a big man to drive a Kunming car.

Sentence: I do.

Huang: With pleasure.

Sentence: annoying

Huang: I am very excited. Let's ride.

Sentence: I ride a horse

Huang: Yes.

Sorry, I just called it a girl. I'm afraid it's not suitable for me to ride it.

Huang: That's all right. You can be counted as my uncle.

Sentence: What?

Huang: No, it isn't.

what did you say ?

Huang: No, I'm just kidding.

Sentence: You are mentally ill. Look at you just now. You still have one point, two points, three points, four points and five points. You said it was your girl and I was your uncle. Who do you think you are?

Huang: Lao Zhang.

Sentence: What.

Huang: No.

Huang: I told you I meant no harm. Everyone saw it, right?

The audience shouted: Yes.

Huang: I just want to cheer you up.

What do you do?

Huang: I repair cars.

Sentence: Did you just move my heart?

Huang: What do you mean?

Sentence: At present, some car mechanics love to pull people out, so I was pulled out. Ask someone to repair the car and he will cheer them up. In other words, you use my heart to earn my money.

Huang: You

Sentence: Really?

Huang: I am very angry with you.

Sentence: You see, it's just a mental illness.

Huang: Wait a minute.

Sentence: What?

Huang: Please look carefully. If I pull out your valve, can the tire be so bulging?

Sentence: You may not have pulled out the valve, but it is entirely possible for you to do something on my valve to let it exhaust slowly.

Sentence: A gentleman talks but doesn't do it.

Huang: Why don't you relax? I let it vent its anger today.

Sentence: What are you doing?

Huang: Relax.

Sentence: Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Huang: Do you know what this is? It's called a complete valve. Watch this carefully and I'll install it for you. Ride!

Sentence: Why do you take my heart out?

Huang: You forced me to pull it out, you know.

Sentence: How to ride without oil?

Huang: Aren't you angry when you blow with your mouth? Now this person is really strange. He idles around all day. You give him meat to eat, but he hates it. You give him fish to eat, but he hates thorns. You give him a bike, but he will still be angry. To treat this kind of person, you have to remove his smell, pull out his thorns and dispel his anger. It is flat. He was fine after venting his anger. Such people are weaned at the age of 30 and are not sensible.

Sentence: What?

Huang: Come on, young man, why are you so angry?

Sentence: You know, you did a good job in your old company, and suddenly you were transferred, so you couldn't breathe.

Huang: Then you have to see where to transfer. If we can transfer from the neighborhood office to the State Council, the whole family will be brilliant. Why are you angry? You're still angry.

Sentence: I am just the opposite. I fell from top to bottom.

Huang: Oh, that's not swish. That's a beep. I said, where did you transfer to?

As soon as I joined the work, I was transferred to the Municipal Federation of Literary and Art Circles.

Huang: Well, the work of the Federation of Literary and Art Circles is very leisure, and you can make money by writing.

Sentence: What's good? Not long after, I transferred from the Municipal Federation of Literary and Art Circles to the District Women's Federation.

Huang: Well, women's work is noble. By the way, it's convenient to have sex with people.

Sentence: What the hell? The district women's Federation worked for a year and a half, and then transferred me to the neighborhood office.

Huang: OK, OK, OK. The more work, the more specific it is. The old man and the old lady are all yours. Very lively.

Sentence: Everyone else is going high, and I am going low. Why am I so bitter and unhappy?

Huang: Aren't you also in charge?

Sentence: That's true.

Huang: Haven't you finished? I'm telling you, cadres should be healthy first, be good to their subordinates, and be not arrogant and impetuous.

Sentence: It's easy for you to stand and talk.

Huang: I don't know when I will be blessed, and everyone can have smooth sailing. Who has never met anything in his life? Let me give you an example. /kloc-after graduation at the age of 0/8, I went to a bicycle factory. I join the league first, and then join the party. I was on the honor roll three times. The factory director took special care of me. As soon as the leader talked to me, he said that the unit would lay off employees and the factory would merge. I made my attitude clear at that time.

Old comrades, you are laid off. Sorry, old comrades. I was going to find a leader today, but I took it out on you.

Huang: Nothing, everyone. Sometimes it's just like this car. I'm so angry that I have to take it out. If you are out of breath, cheer up, so you can have a good spirit, right?

Sentence: When the wheels turn forward, people should look forward.

Huang: Hey, you're right. Start all over again. I'm not bragging to you. Although my car stall hasn't opened yet, I will become the largest garage in this street in less than half a year.

Sentence: You haven't started a business yet.

Huang: No.

What happened?

Huang: Well, the street office hasn't signed it yet.

Sentence: You wanted to see me.

Huang: Really?

Sentence: A sentence.

Huang: Oh, I said uncle.

Sentence: Ah

Huang: No, no, I'm talking about comrades. To tell you the truth, I was worried to death. I looked for it for several days, but I couldn't find anyone to sign it. I was very upset to hear that this boy was transferred from above. He is at home alone, and he is very angry. You said that this is not standing in the position of people and not doing things.

Sentence: Go on

Huang: Am I looking for trouble?

Hey, what are you doing?

Huang: I'll give you a new tire.

Sentence: Hey, old man.

Huang: No, I'll sign it for you, old comrade. Well, it's important not to mention my position.