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Once upon a time, there was a nine-tailed fox with nine lives. How did she die?

She used to be a nine-tailed fox. She lost three tails in the Armageddon, but two tails were used by humans to hunt and two tails were used to protect the fox family. A tail is one life, and she has only two lives left. The patriarch warned her not to approach humans again, but she never listened. On the Royal Hunting Ground, he hit her with an arrow. Fortunately, she turned in time to avoid an arrow penetrating her heart. However, this is still the case. She looked at him sadly and then fainted in a pool of blood. Ignoring the minister's advice, he took her back to the palace and took good care of the imperial secretary's hands. She woke up leisurely, but didn't look at him, and there was no emotion on her stunning face. In order to please her, he sends all kinds of treasures to Xueyan Palace every day and collects all kinds of folk jokes for her every day. She turned her eyes to him occasionally, and he was so happy. He he said, Cher, today someone said Cher was wrong. What if I cut him? Her eyes stayed on him for longer and longer, but she never answered him. He said, Cher, I love you. She cocked her head at his handsome eyebrow eye as if she didn't know what it meant. She only looked at the corner of his eye as if there was a crystal liquid flashing, so she leaned down and sucked it on his eyebrows. He was stunned and immediately held her in his arms: What if everyone said I was stupid? I want Cher to hug each other and sleep with him. This is the first time and the last time. In the middle of the night, the assassin attacked Xuefu Palace with the intention of killing the king. She blocked the sword with her body, smiled mournfully and fell into his arms. He was so sad that he wanted to catch up with the assassin and cut him to pieces. She bent down and put her arms around his neck.