A little joke about Internet cafes.

There are two people in 1. One is called Hee Hee and the other is called Haha. One day, haha was killed by a car. Hee hee cried and said, "Ha ha ha ha, you are dead."

2. A man once wrote a composition: I stepped on a pile of shit when I went out today and was shocked by a pound.

I am stupid to sleep in spring.

Mume smells flowers, I have no culture.

I hate the bottom, I have a low IQ,

If you hear me lying like water, ask me who I am.

Eduardo Chun Lv. A big donkey.

The coast is green, I am a donkey,

The coast is green, I am a donkey,

The coast is like a dark green. I am a stupid donkey.

Looking for internet bar

My friend is away on business. When he left, he said to meet online at 3 pm.

I waited left and right and finally arrived.

Before I could speak, I saw a message from there: "Turtles are really hard to recruit!" "

I didn't react for a moment: "What?"

Friends laughed; "Internet cafes are hard to find!"

5. A foreign girl married to China. At breakfast, she was told, "Dip it."

She stood up at once and was told, "Take a dip!"

Confused, she said indignantly, "Let me eat standing up. I have stood up. Where should I stand? "

6. A county magistrate with a strong accent went to the village to give a report: "Rabbit, shrimp, pig tail! No pickles, pickles are too expensive! ! 」

Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now! ! )

After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Sausages and pickles, please!"! 」

Now, please talk to the township head! )

The township head said, "Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk!" 」

Comrades, that's enough for today. We are all big bowls! )

No pickles, I'll pick up a piece of shit and lick it for you. ...

Don't talk, I'll tell you a story.

Lao Dong, a native of Henan, came to the south for breakfast. As soon as I entered the door, I asked, "Miss, how much is it to sleep (bowl) in jiaozi for one night?" The waiter was very unhappy and said, "No, only steamed bread." Old Dong said, "Oh, just touch (steamed bread)." The waiter was so angry that he scolded, "Rogue!" Lao Dong was extremely surprised: "Sixty cents? Too cheap! "