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Who knows the cold joke told by Chris Lee?
★ It is planned to cover "Sky" at the birthday concert in Beijing in 2007.
Reporter: Are you worried about being criticized by Faye Wong fans?
Chunchun: Then criticize it.
★ After the birthday concert in 2007, the unpaid blood donation of corn was written as an idol of selling blood by a newspaper in Beijing and widely reprinted.
Reporter: Are you troubled by the graffiti in the media?
Chunchun: No bother. Because he made a mistake, not me.
★2006 Tianjin album signing ceremony.
Reporter: How mature an artist do you think you are?
Chunchun: I am not a steak!
★ Interview with a newspaper in 2006.
Reporter: Most people who like you are women. what do you think?
Chunchun: It's good that someone likes it.
★ A TV interview in 2005.
Reporter: Many people say that your appearance has brought great pressure to many men. what do you think?
Chunchun: I'm not a man. How should I know?
Reporter: Are you attractive to men?
Chunchun: Please ask the cameraman (male) to answer this question.
★ Interview with a newspaper in 2006.
Reporter: Do you know what your fans like most about you?
Chunchun: I never guess what others think.
★ Interview with a newspaper in Beijing in 2006.
Reporter: What do you think is the difference between you and a creative singer?
Chunchun: The difference is that I haven't created it yet.
★2007 Chengdu Conference Album.
Reporter: You are more popular and Du Fu Caotang is more elegant. Is it inappropriate to choose this conference here?
Chunchun: Is there a contradiction between fashion and elegance?
★ An interview after the broker left in 2007.
Reporter: Does anyone plan your career and future now?
Chunchun: No one can plan the future for me except myself.
★ In 2007, Yang Lan talked about "Women in the World".
Compere: When you were a child, did you ever want to dress up as a little princess or something?
Chunchun: That's all fake.
★ An interview the other day.
Reporter: If the company arranges for you to study abroad in the past, are you worried that you will be able to maintain your current popularity after half a year?
Chunchun: If you say so, we'll talk about it later.
★ In 2007, during the Beijing Song Festival, fans presented flowers. The assistant came to help with the flowers, and she leaned slightly to signal that no media interviews were allowed after the event.
Reporter: Why not let the assistant take the flowers?
Chunchun: I can carry it.
(-.-What a dialect. The reporter means to let you show your "virtue and art" conveniently! )
★ Interview with a newspaper in 2006.
Reporter: What's your attitude towards # # negative reports?
Chris Lee: It's been a negative year, and I can't do anything.
★ Interviewed by Singapore magazine after the award of the 2006 Chinese Language List.
Reporter: You once participated in an idol drama. How do you feel?
Chunchun: I really want to die.
In 2005, a magazine interviewed her about her idol drama about her company's investment.
Reporter: Some netizens criticized you for not acting well in that play.
Chunchun: It's normal. I don't think I'm a good actor either.
★ Interview with a magazine in 2006:
Reporter: What do you think is your most distinctive feature?
Chunchun: neurotic.
★ Interview with a magazine in 2006.
Reporter: What are your worries about your future and career? (to this effect)
Chunchun: It's not 30 yet. What is there to worry about?
(President Tan:-_ ||| I'm not within the scope of what she said. Thank you. )
★2006 Hangzhou signing press conference.
1、
Reporter: Are you happy that the words Super Girl and Fan have been included in the encyclopedia?
Chunchun (slightly curious): Why should I be happy?
2、
Reporter: Everyone's questions are about your private affairs, but they have nothing to do with the record. Are you more interested in you than in your music? what do you think?
Chunchun: Maybe everyone cares about me.
Reporter: Will you be unhappy?
Chunchun: No. Whatever the question is, I just need to answer it.
★ After the debut of the new album in 2006, I was interviewed by a newspaper in Beijing.
1、
Reporter: There is a saying between corn, which is called "just sing in spring and sell corn pipes". How do you feel?
Chunchun: People like to buy it again.
2、
Reporter: Do you have any ideas about the future?
Chunchun: There must be, but I don't have to say it.
3、
Reporter: Have you always been so careful in answering questions?
Chunchun: I like to get things done and talk about it later. I don't want to say a lot of things for nothing.
★ Interviewed by a weekly magazine in 2006.
1、
Reporter: What do you mean by Queen and Dream?
Chunchun: Nothing interesting. It's the name of a song on the album.
2、
Reporter: Why do you want to use the name of this song as the title of the album?
Chunchun: Because the names of other songs are inappropriate.
3、
Reporter: I heard that "The Queen and Dreams" means to pay tribute to the rock and roll in the 1960s. what do you think?
Chunchun: That's what the boss said. Actually, it's a song title ...
★ At the end of 2005, New Weekly awarded People of the Year Award.
Compere: Is the plan for next year to continue to release the album?
Chunchun: Not yet. I don't want to send it any more.
★ A media interview in 2005.
Reporter: What do you think of those people who are called the best in the entertainment circle now?
Chunchun: Really?
An interview in 2005 mentioned some negative aspects such as playing big cards.
Reporter: How do you want to explain the facts?
Chunchun: The fact is to see, not to say.
★ An interview after the 2005 game.
Reporter: Do you think you can be a superstar in the future?
Chunchun: I never think about three days later.
★ An interview after the game in 2005 mentioned the negative news during the game.
Reporter: Do you want to explain?
Chunchun: People who know you don't need to explain, and people who don't know you don't need to explain.
Philosophy and logic of BH:
★ In 2007, Yang Lan talked about "Women in the World".
Moderator: There are so many sociologists and doctors who study you from different angles and say something about gender. What do you think after seeing so many profound comments?
Chunchun: I think everyone is very hard.
★ Signed a contract in Shenzhen in 2006 and made a program on the radio.
Compere: I find you have a lot of ideas. When did you become so considerate?
Chunchun: I have always been very thoughtful, but no one has ever asked me.
★ In 2007, Yang Lan talked about "Women in the World".
Moderator: When a person suddenly becomes famous, will he feel a little guilty and think that I will lose all this? Like the corn craze and headlines, there will be a feeling of fear of losing. Do you want it?
Chunchun: No. Because I think I have to lose it.
★ Interview with Dragon TV's Looking at the East in 2007. She said that she would go to Beijing Beipiao before the competition.
Moderator: If you didn't take part in the competition, you might be living in the basement of Beipiao now, singing a bar. Are you much happier than that life now?
Chunchun: I think people in every field will have their own happiness.
★ At the Beijing Birthday Concert in 2007, Tianyu gave a gold microphone worth 200,000 yuan as a birthday present.
Reporter: What do you think of this 200,000 microphone?
Chunchun: No matter how expensive it is, it is also a microphone.
★ In 2007, ID was recorded in the 6th anniversary celebration of Interview with Yang Lan.
Reporter: Please look forward to 100 years later.
Chunchun:/kloc-I died after 0/00 years.
★ Cover interview of a weekly magazine in 2006.
Reporter: What is your greatest psychological support during this year? Is anyone there? Or a song or a book?
Chunchun: Me!
★ In 2007, Yang Lan talked about "Women in the World".
1、
Compere: Do you think you are successful?
Chunchun: Some things are more important than success, because that determines who we are.
2、
Compere: Corn Club has been expecting you to have something new. What kind of pressure will they bring to you?
Chunchun: But before they expect it, I will expect it more than them.
★ A guest anchor of Entertainment Unlimited in 2007.
Compere: In the past year, you won many awards, big and small. Which award do you want most?
Chunchun: The audience's praise.
★ In 2007, there was a photo, and the editor wanted her to autograph it.
Chunchun: My handwriting is too bad.
Editor: Who said that?
Chunchun: I said that.
Finally, Chunchun wrote a preface and handed it in the day before the deadline. When the editor saw it, he immediately fainted, with only one line of nine words and two punctuation marks:
Classics only belong to those who understand.
★ Interview.
Reporter: Where is the most corn?
Chunchun: The airport.
★ Interview.
Reporter: What do you think of superstars?
Chunchun: A superstar is a giant orangutan.
The next day, the newspaper made a headline with this sentence. ―.―|||
★ Coca-Cola endorsement promotion activities and media interviews in 2006.
1、
Reporter: Now that you are the queen of music, what do you think is different from before?
Chunchun: I'm still an ordinary person.
Reporter: Do you really feel like an ordinary person?
Chunchun: Ordinary people, of course! I have no wings!
2、
Reporter: As the champion of the last competition, what do you want to say to the super girl who lost this competition?
Chunchun: Every super girl who participated in the competition was very successful! I am lucky, not a winner!
★ Interview with Chongqing Tour in 2005.
Compere: What is the biggest change for you now and before winning the championship?
Chunchun: My mind hasn't changed. The environment around me has changed.
★ Inauguration Ceremony of Corn Fund in 2006.
Moderator: Corn donation is so enthusiastic. When is the corn foundation expected to donate 6.5438+0 million?
Chunchun: Charity comes from the heart. Do your best!
★ In 2006, he participated in the entertainment star conference.
Moderator: What is your bottom line for journalists?
Chunchun: I have no bottom line, because journalists are human beings and have to work.
★ Interviewed by a fashion magazine in 2006.
1、
Asked about several rumors made up on the internet recently, gossip, negative.
Chunchun: If I really care, it will only lower my level.
2、
Reporter: Can you review the past year?
Chunchun: Nothing. It passed in an instant, and I didn't feel anything.
3、
Reporter: If you fall in love, will you be afraid of losing everything in front of you and being sought after by fans?
Chunchun: People who love me will want me to be loved.
4、
Reporter: What is your attitude towards the adjective "neutral"?
Chunchun: I don't care much. I don't deny it.
5、
Too many compliments confuse me. Am I really that good? There are some critical voices, which will make me feel practical and feel that I have more room for progress.
6、
Praise is a tall hat, I'm not that good. The rumor will pass. I'm not that weak.
★ In 2005, Lu and Yu made an appointment.
Compere: There are many controversies and news about you on the Internet. How do you feel?
Chunchun: Actually, I don't have much time to surf the Internet ... the less I know, the better.
★ Swatch 2005 Asian endorsement conference.
Reporter: Is the cost of your endorsement of Swatch high or low?
Chunchun: Low.
Reporter: Why shoot when it is too low?
Chunchun: I think value is more important than price.
(In my impression, when all the stars were asked about the endorsement price, they all said "very satisfied." I am sweating at Lushan Waterfall. Such an honest answer is too discordant to satisfy the public. )
★ The album was signed for sale in Shanghai in 2007.
Reporter: Now you are the first person to vote for the Olympic torchbearer online. What's your opinion?
Chunchun: The Beijing Olympic Games is the pride of China people. If I can make a contribution, I'm happy ... but is that useful?
Reporter: We watched the MV of the Olympic countdown. Why didn't we see you? (There are more than 100 singers, China Group Gymnastics)
Chunchun: Didn't you see me? Why didn't you see me? I am here.
★ Interview with a magazine in 2006.
1、
Reporter: Do you have any quirks when recording? Like turning off the lights or something.
Chunchun: No, it's nice to turn off the lights, but I can't remember the lyrics. ...
2、
Reporter: What would you say if you introduced your record to others?
Chunchun: Listen.
3、
Reporter: Did you give all the money you earned to your parents?
Chunchun: I didn't give it to my parents. I went straight home without going through.
★ In 2006, he participated in the entertainment star conference.
Host: Your album is called The Queen and Dreams. Do you want to be a queen?
Chunchun: Empresses are very insidious.
★ In 2006, I went to the suburbs to shoot a promotional film for the competition.
Reporter: Chunchun, what are you most sensitive to?
Chunchun: ... snake.
Reporter: = _ = ||||| Why are you afraid of snakes?
Chunchun: Maybe it's because I am a mouse.
★ The story behind 2005.
Moderator: Chunchun, why did your single eyelid become a double eyelid?
Chunchun: I am an inner double. I come out as soon as I can't sleep well.
Moderator: Do you think single eyelid is better or double eyelid is better?
Chunchun: I'm thinking that a single eyelid can be surgically cut, but a double eyelid can't be surgically cut. ...
★ In 2005, Super Girl ended with Xia Ying as the host. Interviewer: What do you think of Super Girl?
Chunchun: Can you kill me if I don't come?
★ In 2005, Graduation Times met a graduate student of Chuanyin. When I was backstage.
Reporter: Chunchun, you are a big star. You don't have to take the exam anymore, do you?
Chunchun: All the money has been paid.
★ In 2005, I was a guest of the Star Sister Beauty Contest, and the reporter interviewed in the background.
Reporter: Do you think you are a beauty?
Chunchun: I'm trying.
★ In the VCR of the 2005 Five-in-Three Finals.
Reporter: If you go to PK, what do you think is the reason?
Chunchun: I can't sing well. After a second's pause, he added: Besides, others sing too well.
★ A radio interview in 2006.
DJ: Will children in the 1980s be lonely?
Chunchun: I will be lonely, but I enjoy it.
Quite owe simply answer:
★ Participated in the recording of Happy Camp in 2007.
Compere: Why do you prefer cats?
Chunchun: Because you don't have to go ~
★2007 Lawrence Awards Ceremony. Step down.
Corn: Chunchun, are you going to award prizes later?
Chunchun: The prize is only for the elderly.
(The person who presented the prize on the stage =. ||||: You are old ~ ~ ~)
★2007 "Go Forward" location guest.
Host: Give such a lovely penguin a name.
Chunchun: Penguin.
★ Visit MTV Tiansu Village in 2007.
Moderator: If there was a magic lamp, what three wishes would you make?
Chunchun: Family and friends are healthy enough! ("This is one, and there are two more?" ) ah? That's enough. Can I keep it? ("If you don't make a wish, the magic lamp will leave." Then the second wish makes the magic lamp go back, and the third wish makes the magic lamp come back.
(Magic lamp: @ #%&* I'm exhausted ...)
★ In 2006 "Shiny New Anchor", He Jiong posed for a handsome boy group.
He Jiong: What do you think of my comparison with them?
Chunchun: You mean Gao?
He Jiong flew into a rage.
★ Interview.
Compere: If you choose the leading actor, who do you want to partner with?
Chunchun: Crayon Shinchan ... He and I are very difficult to get along with.
★ Interview.
Reporter: Have you ever liked the opposite sex?
Chunchun: Yes.
Reporter: Did you tell him?
Chunchun: No.
Reporter: Why not say it?
Chunchun: Why?
Reporter: It's not complete until you say it.
Chunchun: That's someone else's way, not mine.
★ In a radio interview in 2006, I asked what kind of boys I like.
Moderator: What about people like Dong Ge? (Another host, Wang Dong)
Chunchun: Brother Dong, how tall are you? (Chris Lee's height is175cm ... =. = |||)
★ TV program "Star Press Conference" in 2006.
Reporter: Your album is called The Queen and Dreams. What's the name of your next album?
Chunchun: Empress Dowager and Dream.
★ The new album Zhengzhou was signed for sale in 2006.
Reporter: What kind of love do you yearn for most?
Chunchun: It's a natural thing. It's no use yearning.
Reporter: There are so many classic love stories at home and abroad, don't you have any special envy?
Chunchun: Envy is useless, and it belongs to others ~ ~ ~
★ Cover interview of a fashion magazine in 2007.
Reporter: What are the advantages of being a girl?
Chunchun: You can be a mother.
Reporter: Do you want to be a mother?
Chunchun: I am still very young. ...
★ Interview with a newspaper in 2007.
Reporter: Why don't you like Hello kitty?
Chunchun: Because its face is too big.
Reporter: Will you cook for your future husband?
Chunchun: I want him to cook it for me!
★2007 Ren Woxing Entertainment Fourth Anniversary Program. The host Lin Shen is very interesting. She danced like her and danced wildly on the stage. Then I asked her how to dance.
Chunchun: Did you have a good time?
Lin Shen played the piano with her nose and asked her how she felt after playing.
Chunchun: I just want to know if your eyes are right. (to the eyes)
★ In 2006, she was a guest TV station, and the host asked her to appeal for corn for charity.
She reached out and squeezed her fist and said two words: appeal ~ ~ ~
(There are no follow-up birds ... two crows fly over the master's head ~ ~ ~)
★ In the Super Interview in 2006, Jing Li, the host, told a long story based on his own analysis of personality test.
Moderator: Do you think my analysis is reasonable?
Chunchun: I think some of them are right.
Moderator: Which one? Like what?
Chunchun: Can you say that again?
The host wants to throw something at her ~ ~ ~
★ Super visit at the end of 2006.
Moderator: I read the information and heard that you have been taking part in singing competitions since junior high school, and you have always won the first prize.
Chunchun: No.
Moderator: Don't be so modest, just take the first place forever, right?
Chunchun: No.
The audience laughed ~ ~ ~ The host was crazy: she was good or bad!
Chunchun: Because I won the first prize once, the school won't let me participate.
★ Participated in Super Interview in 2006.
Moderator: I heard that when you were studying in junior high school, someone had already paid for you in the canteen, right?
Chunchun: Yes, I have. Just go to dinner with friends and pay for it after eating. The boss said someone had paid for it for you ... and then he said to the person next to him, yours hasn't been sent yet!
★ Interview.
Compere: Walking in Taimai, what do colleagues in the company think of you?
Chris Lee: I don't usually look at other things.
★ In Mengniu Summer Camp in 2006, four super girls cheered the members who participated in the training. The host asked each of them to say a word to form a sentence. Chunchun ranks fourth, and the top three say "I", "love" and "you" respectively. It is Chunchun's turn. Everyone was waiting for her to say "little friend", but seeing her standing in the same place with her head down, the host couldn't help asking her what she was doing.
Chunchun: I am the exclamation point!
★ Strictly come to the dance conference in 2007 and attend as a guest of the program. Several contestants took the stage to learn an action from the teacher and posed for the reporter to take pictures.
Moderator: Chunchun thinks, who does the best action?
Chunchun: I feel so surprised ...
Moderator: I think this sentence has many meanings, which may be too unexpectedly good or too unexpectedly bad.
Fourth, as can be seen from the following, this is actually a rather smug child:
★ I finished filming the MV of the new album "Stop" a few days ago and rested on the sofa in a staff coat.
She looked at her body in disgust. "Look, I will never wear such ugly clothes again in my life."
The staff next to her took pictures of her.
Chunchun: Stop hitting your face, thank you.
★ In 2007, Yang Lan talked about "Women in the World".
1、
Host: Do you think you are sexy? Yes or no?
Chunchun: If not, I feel a little against my will. If so, I feel very narcissistic.
2、
Moderator: What do you think is the most like a traditional girl?
Chunchun pondered for a long time: I don't think I am any different from traditional girls.
★ Interview.
Compere: Many people say you are handsome. Do you think so yourself?
Chunchun: an era of narcissism.
★ Interview with TOM website in 2007.
Compere: Have you gained weight? How many pounds have you gained?
Chunchun: I'm so fat that the camera can't take pictures of my face.
★ TV interview during the 2005 competition. Eat chocolate during spring break.
Reporter: Aren't you afraid of getting fat when you eat chocolate so late?
Chunchun: I am really fat. (Raise your hand to show your thin arms)
★ Online interview with Sina in Chengdu in 2005.
Moderator: Some netizens told Yuchun that you actually look good in a skirt, and it's quite sweet to smile. Have you ever tried to dress up in the past?
Chunchun looked at herself: I dressed up as a lovely room. Can they stand it?
★ In 2007, I was interviewed after receiving the award at an award ceremony.
Reporter: Did you cry just now?
Chunchun: My eyes are too small to shed tears.
One spring, I went to Taimai in white clothes and trousers.
The staff of the company met head-on and said, Chunchun, you are so clean today.
After thinking for a long time, she went back and asked people, didn't I wear clean clothes before?
Verb (abbreviation for verb) replies to corn and acquaintances. To tell the truth, she is especially hard on acquaintances.
★ A newspaper in Chongqing interviewed about the national tour a few days ago.
Reporter: Do you have anything special to say about Chongqing corn?
Chunchun: Eat and drink!
(What about this pig farmer? )
★ I shot a new album MV a few days ago and ran into corn in the elevator.
Corn: It's so stressful to take the elevator with Chunchun.
Chunchun: I'm not heavy.
★ 06 MAC charity.
Corn: Chunchun, there are two corns getting married. Can you say something to them?
Chunchun: Have a good life.
★2006 Tianjin album signing ceremony.
Corn: You are the sun that never sets in spring!
Chunchun: What about the moon?
★ In an activity in 2006, the host asked Corn to sing a song for her, and the corn people in the audience sang Happy Winter. That scene was really touching.
Moderator: What do you think of Chunchun?
Chunchun: It's a little high. ...
★ In 2006, I went to Singapore to attend the Chinese Language List Awards, and I was waiting for my luggage when I left the airport.
Corn: You have been rated as the best airport in the world 16 times in a row. How do you feel?
Chunchun: Good!
Corn: What's so good about it?
Chunchun: it's good to come out ~ ~ ~ dizzy.
★ In 2006, I went back to Chengdu to rest at home. Back in Beijing, corn went to pick up the plane and found her sitting alone on the plane without an assistant.
Corn: Chunchun, you are amazing, coming back alone.
Chunchun: I'm not mentally retarded.
★ The backstage of an activity in 2006.
Corn: Chunchun, I study psychology. When I finish my studies, I will be your free personal psychologist, ok?
Chunchun Black Line: I'm not sick.
★ An activity in 2005.
The host asked Corn: What season do you like best?
The corns shouted together: Spring.
Chunchun: Liar.
★ In an activity in 2005, corn was waiting for her in the parking lot.
Corn: You should eat more, it's too thin.
Chunchunxiao: You are not fat, why do you say me?
★ Once at the airport, Chunchun wore a pair of jeans full of holes, and one hole was quite close. The corn sent to the plane was peeking at these wild pants, and there was nothing to say all the way.
At last she couldn't help asking: What are you looking at?
Corn: ... the hole in your pants ...
Chunchun: Oh. I thought my pants were unzipped.
Corn: ... #-_-|||
She had crabs for dinner one day and ate five at a time.
Crabs are cold, and my sister-in-law is afraid that eating too much will be bad for her health and won't let her eat any more.
Chunchun: I have three male crabs and two female crabs in my stomach. If I don't eat more female, a crab will be lonely.
★ An endorsement activity in 2005.
Corn is a gift for spring.
Chunchun: Everyone is so familiar and polite.
★ Once after the game in 2005.
Corn: Chunchun, we'll buy your new album.
Chunchun: It's still early. Don't worry.
Corn: Chunchun, the violin necklace you are wearing is really beautiful.
Chunchun: Thank you. That's a guitar.
★ In 2005, you should sign for corn and smoke a lump of instant noodles to participate in the activity.
Corn: Did you sign it?
Chunchun: Yes. You didn't see it, did you? That's right. Do you want block letters?
Corn: I'm afraid others won't recognize it.
Chunchun: Oh, then put a bracket. (It means to mark "Chris Lee" in block letters in the future)
★ In the backstage dressing room of an activity in 2005, a corn was mixed in, and more than N cameras and mobile phones were taken out to shoot one by one (all of them belonged to friends she didn't mix in). Chunchun does his own thing as usual.
When Corn took out the last cell phone and pointed it at her, she turned to look at Corn.
Corn was nervous and thought Chunchun was going crazy.
Chunchun: You brought everything, didn't you?
★ Rehearsal for the 2005 finals.
Reporter: Yuchun, how was your rehearsal today?
Chunchun: Good!
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Reporter: The final is coming soon. Yuchun, what kind of mentality do you have to take part in this competition?
Chunchun: Play ~ ~ ~
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