Tell me a joke.

I went home after dinner in the afternoon ~ I went out on duty ~ I just went downstairs ~ I saw a young man in his early twenties, dressed as a student, squatting on the ground with his head deaf, and wrote a line on the ground with chalk in front of him: I was too hungry ~ I couldn't find a job ~ I haven't eaten for a few days ~ Good people bought some money to eat!

I believe everyone should know that this is another scam that uses the sympathy of good people! He just needs everyone to give him 1 yuan, but every little makes a mickle. I believe his daily income far exceeds that of each of us! But such a scam often fails to attract him, because he is only begging in form ~ it seems that he is not cheating.

However, heaven has eyes! Let him meet me! Hehe ~ I frowned at that time ~ I suddenly thought of it! I immediately ran to the nearest restaurant (before he got the money) and spent 1 yuan to buy five big steamed buns (I want to buy steamed buns, but I don't want to give him meat! ), and then ran to his side and said to him in a sincere tone: "Brother, you are really bitter and not easy. Come on, let's eat something here. Please pad your stomach first! " Hungry for a few days ~ eat while it's hot! "I saw him looking up and looking at me and the five big steamed buns in my hand with great surprise. He didn't react for a long time. But from my firm eyes, neat clothes and sparse beard, he saw my determination to let him eat these five steamed buns! He had to pick it up, and several passing aunts repeatedly said, "This young man is really kind! Brother ~ eat quickly! You can't find a job until you are full! "Finally, with our unanimous encouragement, he swallowed the five big steamed buns one by one, then thanked me at the request of the passing aunt (who never cooperated with me) and left with his luggage.

What if everyone thinks this is over? No! It's not over yet! Hehe ~ I guess this kid didn't get any money ~ and everyone was stuffed with steamed bread. I still didn't give up, so I quietly followed him ~ waiting for him to change places. As expected, after two blocks, he chose another corner of downtown, pretended to be driven out of his mind, and wrote "I haven't eaten for several days!" " Good people give some money to buy something to eat! "Then squatted on the ground and put out the dirty hand that just took the steamed bread I gave!

Comrades! At this time, I only heard: the rooster sang the world white! Brother Chen sent steamed bread again!

See me smiling ~ full of enthusiasm ~ like a timely rain carrying five bigger steamed buns debut! (I also deliberately rubbed the steamed bread on the ground! ) The same sincerity! The same expression! Same conversation! I picked up the steamed bread and stuffed it in his mouth! At the same time ~ the history is surprisingly similar! There are more aunts passing by to support my charity!

Facing our eager eyes, this comrade who just ate five big steamed buns and was hungry for a few days began to eat steamed buns again!

The first one eats fluently, the second one feels a little raw, and the third one eats very hard from the expression! Frown at every bite!

Attention, audience! Now it is the fourth! It's time to be wonderful! Take a bite! Two bites! Three mouths! Wait, why doesn't he eat? Why do his eyes pop out? Why is he covering his stomach with his hand?

Oh, my God, he threw up!

This comrade, hungry for several days, vomited after eating nine big steamed buns sent by Brother Chan! I immediately asked with concern: Brother! Why do you eat so fast? Hungry? Do you still want to eat? Heart exulting! !

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