China's funny talk show lines

Funny talk show lines 1

In love, the most remarkable thing is that a woman can waste years for the man she loves and face her youth without regrets. What a man can't let go of is that he knows that a woman has been waiting for him silently.

If a woman loves you and is willing to wait for you, no matter who you are with and what you are doing, she can always be duty-bound for you wholeheartedly, unless you are not her only love.

Men are different. When a man's favorite woman leaves, he will cry, he will get drunk, he will pretend to be crazy, and he will leave the most important position in his heart to the woman who leaves. However, he hopes other women can sleep under the covers in winter.

Funny talk show lines 2

Every man is a liar, and a man like me is the biggest liar. I like lying, but I have lied to many people, but I can't lie to myself. But every time someone will believe my lies. who is it? That's my woman. In fact, my woman already knows that I'm lying.

She just pretended to believe me. Why? Because my woman is afraid. I didn't lie to her, and I won't lie to her next time, and I will lie to her next time. So I hurt her countless times. So men are not men. When you once lied, a woman suddenly believed you.

Don't think, don't think your lies are impeccable, don't think that women who believe your lies have low IQ, but women who are willing to believe your lies really fucking love you!

Funny talk show lines 3

Everyone will be moved. What men are most moved by is definitely not that women commit suicide to prove that they love themselves. If a woman commits suicide to love a man, you are the stupidest woman in the world. Classic lines "Talk show lines are funny for 5 minutes". Do you think men don't even care about your life and care about your poor love?

What really touches men is that women can wait for themselves. Believe in yourself and tolerate yourself. In a woman's heart. No matter how great a man is, he is like a child who hasn't grown up. The gentleness of a woman can often melt the hardness of all men.

Of course, women's sense of touch is different. What women are most moved by is definitely not that you have money. You can give her cash jewelry for a BMW Benz. If a woman wants this, she must not love you. She just exchanged her youth for your wealth.

What really moves women? What a woman really touched was that one day she crossed her feet and looked at the thin man trying to carry herself upstairs. Later, you understand that a woman has to spend her whole life to touch a man, but what a woman touches is only a small scene in a man's life.

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China funny talk show cast:

Wang Zijian 1

Wang Zijian, born on March 28th in Dongcheng District, Beijing, is an actor and host in China.

In 2009, she became a full-time crosstalk performer.

20 10 set up its own crosstalk group "Beijing Second Class Crosstalk Conference".

20 1 1 starred in his first online drama "guide to making things for people on earth"

20 12 Hosted the original talk show "Tonight's Post-80s Talk Show" of Oriental TV. In the same year, he starred in his first TV series "Du Lala's Time is Over".

In 20 13, he won the "12 xingshang grand ceremony" xingshang cross-border pioneer award.

20 15 starred in his first film "let's get married"; In the same year, he voiced the megalomaniac in the animated film The Little Prince.

20 16 years, the comedy movie "Hello, crazy! Play Mary; In the same year, with the movie "Hello, Crazy! Nominated for Best Supporting Actor at the 8th Macau International Film Festival.

20 17 played Pu Lanting and Pu Taoran in the TV series Xuanwu Gate.

2. Li's birthday

Li Dan, 1989 10 was born in Xilin Gol, Inner Mongolia, and is an actor, talk show actor, screenwriter, planner and screenwriter in Chinese mainland.

20 12 joined the talk show "Tonight's Post-80s Talk Show" of Oriental TV and started his acting career.

20 16 published the first optional story collection "Laughter".

20 17 1, as the chief writer of Tencent's video comedy talk show "The First Season of Tucao Conference" and a member of Tucao Group; In February, 65438, he won the annual Innovative Artist Award of "Ingenuity Festival of China Variety Summit" with "Tucao Conference".

From 2065438 to September 2008, he served as the program instructor of the Iqiyi talk show "Qipa Season 5"; 165438+ 10, as the planner, screenwriter and guest of Tencent's video comedy talk show "The Third Season of Tucao Conference".