English jokes, with translation

You: Choose one that best represents you:

A) male-just want to chat.

B) men-want to talk to men

C) men-want to talk to girls

D) male-(lewd) wants to talk to male.

E) men-(lustful) want to talk to girls.

F) female-just want to chat.

G) women-want to talk to men.

H) women-want to talk to girls.

I) female-(hungry) want to talk to a man.

J) female-(lustful) wants to talk to girls

Stranger: Dude, I just don't want to answer with sarcasm anymore.

Stranger: * Sigh * Oh, okay.

Stranger: Don't stop, let it catch on.

DJ, turn on my speaker.

Tonight, I want to fight.

Until we see the sunshine.

The clock ticks.

But the party won't stop, no.

Stranger: Oh, oh, oh, oh!

Stranger: Oh, oh, oh, oh!

Stranger: Tick-tock, on the clock

Stranger: But the party won't stop.

Stranger: Oh, oh, oh, oh!

You: One night.

Stranger: Oh, oh, oh, oh!

Stranger: I like that song! =D

You: OK.

Stranger: Yeah!

You: I can see that.

Stranger: Tonight, I want to fight!

Stranger: Until we see the sunshine!

Stranger: Tick-tock, on the clock

Stranger: But the party won't stop, no!

Stranger: Oh, oh, oh, oh!

Stranger: Oh, oh, oh, oh!

You: Shit, you are Frost.

Stranger: Excuse me?

You: I don't understand what you said.

Stranger:?

Stranger: Oh, okay.

Stranger: Don't stop, let it catch on.

DJ, turn on my speaker.

Tonight, I want to fight.

Until we see the sunshine.

The clock ticks.

But the party won't stop, no.

Stranger: Oh, oh, oh, oh!

Stranger: Oh, oh, oh, oh!

Stranger: Have a nice day! ; D

You: Choose your best representative: a) Male poverty speaks only to boys; b) Male poverty speaks to girls; c) Male poverty speaks to boys; e) Male poverty speaks to girls; f) Female poverty speaks only to girls; g) Female poverty speaks to boys; h) Female poverty speaks to girls; j) Female-(Angle) Dialogue between poverty and strange girls: People who pay too much attention to clothes and appearance don't even want to. Stranger: * sigh * zero is good. Stranger: Constantly, let the radio music program host suddenly reach out and blow me together. Tonight, I am fighting for the nasal symbol speaker. We pay attention to the bell but get together. Stranger: Zero zero! Stranger: The clock ticks. Stranger: But the party won't stop. Stranger: Zero zero! You: one night stranger: zero zero! Stranger: I like that song! =D You: Agree with the stranger: Yeah! You: I'm a stranger. I'm going to play MMA tonight! Stranger: Nasalized symbol. We saw the sunshine! Stranger: The clock is ticking. Stranger: But the party must stop! Stranger: Zero zero! Stranger: Zero zero! You: Bah, you are a prostitute. Stranger: Excuse me? You: I don't understand what you are talking about. Stranger: Hey, it's smooth. Stranger: If you don't stop, let the radio music presenter pop out and blow me away. Tonight, I'm going to fight for the nasal symbol speaker. We pay attention to the clock, but the ticking of the sun will not stop at the party. No stranger: zero zero zero zero! Stranger: Zero zero! Stranger: Hey! ; D