Say something sharp and funny?

I have a bad temper in the wind and rain, but you are the most distressed.

I really want to fly as far as possible before I realize that the deeper I love, the more painful my heart is.

Three, he said. Narcissists generally don't get angry easily.

Don't put in a good word in front of me, I'm easy to believe.

Fifth, compulsory education has occupied my youth.

Six these days, you can't rely on yourself and want to rely on others?

If one day I am killed by you, I won't let you be a ghost.

I overestimated my position in your heart, but I also underestimated your position in my heart.

The most painful distance is that you are not with me, but in my heart.

It is common to count sheep without falling asleep.

If you don't fall asleep in class, just bury yourself on the wine table and get drunk.

Since then, there is no me in your world, and there is no you in my world. We run counter to each other and become strangers.

Life is like a catwalk: one left and one right.

I threw up for a long time just because I saw you again in the crowd.

I'm looking forward to the end of class and the holiday at school. It turns out that my goal has always been persistent.

I would rather have a prince riding a pig than a prince pig riding a white horse.

I want to be as strong as a cactus and learn to stab bad people.

Don't be cold to me. You think you are Youku.

Sometimes I feel that life is really fun, but sometimes I feel that life is playing with me.

Don't tell me that you are virtuous. You are simply too idle to do anything.

I'm not going to be with * * *, so others won't know which one is * * *.

I like daytime, because I can daydream during the day.

Twenty-three women who treat me badly curse you for being sucked dry.

I finally found myself in a habit, if depravity is a habit.

When you go out at twenty-five, please remember: Be sure to return Niu B to Niu!

Give me a car accident, either amnesia, death or crossing.

You don't know what it's like to miss you, love you, and love you to death.

Twenty-eight The original pure friendship is worthless when it is defiled by those dogs with long tongues.

Twenty-nine doesn't let himself feel so sad, so he suppresses his dual personality.

Thirty * * * We hurt each other, unload our hearts and get close to each other.

Your toilet cleaner and Fuyanjie can actually be used interchangeably, and the practical effect is the same.

People who like you want your gift. People who love you will give you the future.

Some things don't need to be argued, they seem to be obedient and secretly resist.

Thirty-four Obama has killed two people with the same surname, Altman, you should be careful.

Thirty-five Amitabha, who dares to beat the poor monk, is a disgrace to Jesus.

Thirty-six people are alive and she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died.

Thirty-seven steamed buns are valuable, but steamed buns are more expensive. If you have ribs, you can throw them both.

Habit becomes nature, and everything you get is actually very important to me.

Thirty-nine "has always ignored time and distance. That's good enough

Forty, you said, it's not that you look down on me, it's that you want to study hard. I smiled. Are you real or fake?

Forty-one will find out sooner or later, so do it at noon

Forty-two years ago, there was a mountain. There is an old monk and a young monk in the mountains. One day, the old monk told the young monk that I am Logger Vick.

If you talk about me behind my back, it only means that my life is obviously much more wonderful than yours.

Forty-four a mung bean walked in the street and stepped on a lemon, which became a "sour bean".

Being laughed at when you are 45 years old is a very self-respecting thing.

In my next life, I will be a koala, sleeping, eating and staring blankly for hours every day. This is the perfect life!

47. My shoulder hurts. Do you want to grow wings?

Forty-eight suns were covered by me, and the light was polished by me.

Forty-nine people assured Chairman Mao that I would never pinch the flowers of the motherland again. I can pinch flowers and bones.

The most romantic thing I can think of is that you drink a liter of shower gel and spit bubbles on me.

You are not so sunny, although your mouth is charming and your eyes are too deep, because you are not very happy because of hidden harm.

If one day I become arrogant, please remember that no one has ever looked down on me.

When 53 is in love, children often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, couples often think about what they did in their last life, which is really a world of ice and fire.

In fact, the person who cares about you the most is always the one who hurts you the most.

You won't meet the second me. If there is a second me, I will let her shoot you for me.

56 [Will you stop it, I think you can't shit]

On the day I graduated from primary school, I thought I left hell, but in fact I left heaven.

Who put two strawberry cakes on the table? I gave them lovely names "One Piece" and "Two Pieces". I stole one piece and now there are two pieces left.

Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that the money in my hand is fake.

Geography teacher: "What is the outer layer of the earth?" "Xiangxiang milk tea"

Jimmy Lin told Jimmy that you should take care of Dad when he is old. And then see a god reply, you will still be old? Stop joking.

I often fantasize about how to vent this emotion that may erupt at any time, whether it is to slam the phone, shout or smoke something at random.

Sixty-three [I didn't say you are shameless, I mean shameless people are like you]

You accidentally walked into my heart when you were thin, and now you are stuck in it when you are fat.

I care about you, you spoil me. This is the life I want.

Don't say that she is not gentle, but she has no reason to be gentle with you.

I hate it when people tell me, "Your eyes are like this." "I don't like him because of his appearance."

I'm looking forward to finishing school at the age of sixty-eight, and I'm looking forward to school holidays. My goal has always been perseverance.

The sixty-nine world is so wonderful, but you are so grumpy. Not good, not good.

If you don't love me, kick me out. Because I can't bear to leave you.

Seventy-one houses and villas are nothing, and graves are eternal homes.

You scold me because you don't know me. When you know me, you may draw a knife to kill me!

Seventy-three Love is a joke. It killed others and hurt itself.

Seventy-four finally understood that in love, the more you pay, the more you get.

Seventy-five people live a life, but they live an adventure.

The seventy-six people who hurt you the most are often those who claim that they will never hurt you.

When I really understood the meaning of the word "good years", you were gone.

The main contradictions faced by contemporary youth are: food and weight loss.

My relationship with the media is very unusual. The food I ate was reported in the news.

Are people who play Tetris well better at cleaning up their rooms?

Eighty-one really wants to talk to you, but she is afraid that you will make me angry.

Eighty-two, you don't know what it's like to miss you, love you, and love you to death.

Eighty-three was ill several times, and I finally lived in an invulnerable state.

Your love for me, like the memory of a goldfish, is fleeting.

I still remember the kiss you and I had in the little black alley.

I play computer too much. I want to watch TV quickly.

When I bought something with money, my heart stopped beating and sobbed.

My key is to steal candy, and now my teeth are broken. I can't open the door and go home. Can you take me in for one night?

Eighty-nine, tandem. Do you think you are a bra?

A 90-year-old friend is not the first person to come, nor the person who has known him for the longest time, but the person who never leaves after coming.

Do you have a hole in your head? Is there any water in the pit? Are there any fish in the water? Can fish still be eaten? Can you spit bones? Won't it get stuck?