Does anyone have a funny joke? Urgently needed

After dinner, I was smoking and enjoying on the balcony. Suddenly I saw a light spot flashing across the night sky, and I felt excited: Shooting star! So I immediately made a wish...

I made six or seven wishes. I opened my eyes and found that I had finished smoking. I threw it out of the balcony. Suddenly I heard the voice of a girl downstairs: "Wow! Shooting star! Make a wish... ”

A nun got into the priest’s car. The priest couldn’t help but reach out and touch the nun’s snow-white thigh. The nun asked: Father, do you remember what is written in Article 129 of the Bible? The priest blushed and hurriedly stopped his hand. After returning to the church, he couldn't wait to open Article 129 of the Bible. It read: Go deeper and you will receive endless glory. The priest shouted: God, how many opportunities will be lost if you are not familiar with business