Funny cross talk script for three people

"Anyway" A: Crosstalk is a language art. B: Yes. A: What crosstalk actors pay attention to is talking and learning to make people laugh. This crosstalk actor! Best at telling long jokes, short jokes, wisecracks, whatever. B: This is the basic skill of a crosstalk actor. A: Crosstalk actors must be smart. As soon as an idea comes to you, you must say it through your mouth, B: Yes, yes, yes, A: You also need to be sharp with your words. B: Yes. A: Someone like you. B: I am particularly suitable. A: What is suitable? These lips are like low shoes. of! B: Do you have such thick lips? A: It’s not appropriate to talk about cross talk like you do. B: Who is not suitable? Tell you, he is smart. A: Yes. B: A sharp tongue. A: You. B: Whatever you say is fine! A: Don’t brag. I’m going to test you in front of all the teachers and classmates. Let’s talk about a story. B: What is a story? A: I say a sentence, and you turn it over and say it again. If you can say it correctly, you are considered smart! B: We can try. A: Come as soon as you say, my table. B: . . . . . . A: My table B: My table A: Oh, why are you so stupid? When I say my table, you have to say I have a sub-table. B: Oh, I understand. A: I understand! Let’s get started. From head to toe! Let’s see what your reaction is like! B: No problem! A: My brain B: I’m stupid, I’m stupid! A: My forehead, B: I have no brain! A: I have eyebrows. B: I have no eyes! A: My eyes. B: My pig eyes, they are so shameless! A: My nose B: My nose A: The bridge of my nose B: I measure the nose. Why should I measure him? A: I’m jealous! Second:. . . . . . I bite you! A: Why are you biting me? B: How do you translate this word? A: What do you mean? B: It has to be said that there are too many words. A: Oh, a little more words, that’s good! I have a toothache and a toothache. B: I have a toothache and a toothache. I have become a monster! Is the word you changed okay? A: Don’t say this? Let’s take a look at the characters in the novel! B: What's not a novel? A: Let's recite the names of people in "Journey to the West". B: Come on! A: I am Tang Sanzang B: I am Zang Santang A: I am Zhu Bajie B: I am Jieba Zhu A: I am Monk Sha B: I am Monk San, why have I become three monks again! A: I am the monkey grandson. B: I am the monkey grandson! Say something good! A: OK, let’s go to the garden and tell the names of the flowers. B: Go to the garden? That’s great. A: But before I go to the garden, I have a request. B: What request! A: The speed should be a little faster than before, and some movement should be included. B: I know how to lead, is that right (joining A, walking around the stage like a couple) A: What! I mean, when you go to the garden, you have to point your nose with these two fingers. It has to be more beautiful and it has to be like this (movement), right? B: No problem, I am the most beautiful person! A: Let’s start now. B: Okay. A: I’m going to the garden. B: I’m going to the garden. A: I’m the peony. B: I’m the flower. Peony A: I’m the peony. B: I’m the flower. Peony A: I’m the jasmine. B. : I am Hua Moli A: I am a dog-tailed flower B: I am a flower-tailed dog "He lives on the first floor, I live on the second floor" C: I have a problem with getting up in the morning. I like to practice my basic skills: tongue twisters . D: I like to play the erhu when I get up in the morning. (C learned how to eat grapes without spitting out grape skins, and D started to learn the sound of the huqin) C: I play well, I play.

(D looked at C strangely) C said that he was playing well and continued to play, but D pretended to be embarrassed and let C do it. C then started to say "eat grapes without spitting out grape skins", and D started to play the huqin again. Repeated the above action. His voice was not suppressed by D, and he could eat grapes without spitting out grape skins and sang it into the Peking Opera "Yutangchun" Excerpt: Su San left Hongdong County, / came to the main street. / never spoke out what was in his heart Miserable, / Gentlemen of the past, listen to me: Who is going to Nanjing, / The same tone as me... D came to join in when it was almost over, but was pushed away by C. C: He didn't push me Bringing him in doesn't count as bringing him down. D: Sorry, sorry, I'm a new neighbor who just moved in. C: I don't know if that's strange. D: I don't know much about your living habits. Neighbors are familiar with each other just by walking around. C: This They started making out as soon as they opened the door. (D began to imitate knocking on the door) C: Here you are? D: Neighbor on the second floor. C: I heard that, you just moved here? (D Yes, yes) C: Please come to the house. D: You're welcome, I want to borrow something from you. C: What does the neighbor mean by borrowing it? D: That’s embarrassing. C: What's missing? D: Do you have a toothbrush at home? C (surprised for a moment): Is there anyone who can borrow a toothbrush? D: Our house has guests and we don’t have enough. C: Take it, take whatever you need. D: Okay, this guy is nice. C: How can I borrow a toothbrush here? (At this time, the soldier knocked on the door for the second time) D: It’s me again, sorry. Do you have a kitchen knife at home? C: Take it, take whatever you need! D: Thank you! C: Don’t be so polite. D: Okay, do you have a gas tank at home? C: Take it, take whatever you need. D: Excuse me, do you have a wife at home? C: Take it! He immediately changed his mind and took it back. How could anyone borrow his wife? D: Who lent you your wife? I just asked if your wife is at home? I'd like to borrow your phone. C: Just to make a call? D: I'm afraid you can't make the decision. C: You are afraid of your wife when you hear it. (C got D's phone and said, "They just moved here and they don't have a phone installed. It's just a matter of a few cents. You can just call between neighbors." ) D made a phone call at this time and said hello, London, right? What? Moscow, Moscow, let’s be Moscow, I’m looking for Putin, Putin! C shouted, stop! Then he said that you made a phone call to Putin, what will we eat next month? D: Blame me, blame me, I didn't make it clear, I will pay for all your phone bills next month. You can get the invoice to me at the end of the month I'm asking for reimbursement here. C: How embarrassing. D: As a neighbor, I don't like to be fussy with others. C: That's right. (Stops suddenly, feeling that there is something in the soldier's words.) After talking for a long time, I It’s a fussy thing. D: Thank you. Goodbye! I'll submit the invoice at the end of the month. C: Ah! He has made all these bargains. Half a month has passed in the blink of an eye. If we don’t return the toothbrush, we don’t want it. You have to return the kitchen knife. In the past half month, I have cut meat and shredded it with my hands. I haven’t returned the gas tank either. My family has been eating instant noodles for half a month. My wife said that if we don’t return the gas tank, our whole family will be a brand-name instant noodles. I have to go find him. C went to D’s house and made a knock on the door. D: Who? ah! C: Me! D just giggled, and then C said how enthusiastic, neighbor. D: Who are you? ! C was speechless and then said he lent me a bunch of things and didn’t know who I was! Neighbor on the first floor. D: Ah! Yes, yes. No wonder he looks so familiar! C: I just became familiar with you.