What are some jokes related to Japanese?

As a graduate student, I'm not afraid to say that in a sense, it was these interesting things that supported me to stay in this profession in those days, and I didn't quit after a year ... At least I'm still getting along a bit now ... I'd like to encourage all people who want to learn Japanese or whose work has nothing to do with Japanese just for interest, as long as they keep learning, they will definitely achieve your goal ... I'm an example in this respect, although I was basically in the Japanese department in those years. What kind of class does it take to elect such a monitor? When I read my notes, I remembered two monitor's, so I wrote them down together and used them in a collection later ... The monitor basically didn't miss classes, although he didn't attend classes very much when he went ... He only took a leave once or twice occasionally, which was mostly because he overslept in the morning ... Once he overslept in the morning, he asked his roommate to help him ask for leave, saying that just one class would be enough ... On that day, the foreign teacher's class, two classes were connected, and he said that he would take the first class, saying Don't take it. Don't take it. (I'm sick, I went to the hospital, and I want to take a vacation.) My foreign teacher sister is very concerned and asks: Are you sick? What's wrong? ) roommate's way: spina bifida (せきずぃしょぅのぅへん) The foreign teacher's expression is very complicated, both a little worried and a little worried ... In the second class, the monitor came to the classroom with a bag and two steamed buns in his hand ... The foreign teacher immediately greeted him and asked: Sick, gentleman? I heard that you are ill. Is it all right? ) The monitor quickly put the steamed stuffed bun in his pocket and said to the foreign teacher, "It's a good match.". Husband ですから, gentleman です. (Don't worry, I'm strong enough, so it's okay .. The key is that the husband means "strong", and the gentleman means "it doesn't matter", which makes me feel a little alliterative.) The foreign teacher asked again: "Sexism?" (What's the matter with the spina bifida? ) the monitor said: hysteria? I am 1% male. (transgender? I was born a man. ) The foreign teacher was embarrassed at once ... In fact, I doubt whether she would have a general anxiety about the mental state of China people after she returned to Japan after teaching our class ... At that time, boys from four languages lived very close to each other ... At that time, there was a buddy in the English class who was more open-minded and often didn't come back at night and went out to do some manual work ... But he was very amused and had the same mental state as the monitor ... The English buddy replied: ?しぃです. (I'm very happy.) (Note that it's wrong when he hasn't used it, so don't imitate it.) Then I thought about it and added: もっとほしです. (I still want to say. ) We all laughed .. The squad leader was fighting for a go-kart at that time, and he added a sentence without returning to the smell: a fine glass of stubborn Zhang りましたね. (Actually, the meaning of "having a good drink" is to go all out ... it's not much different from dying and hanging on for life ... but the literal meaning is very YD, so it's great to be a monitor ... The original meaning of this sentence is "I've made a lot of efforts", but it's very ... Anyway, after seeing this, everyone can probably understand the feeling)